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How can I send a circle of friends when something is broken?

This type of speech is as follows:

1, "My (item name) is broken today, and I feel like an irrational child. But it doesn't matter, at least I have a sense of humor! "

2. "My (item name) is broken, and now I can only rely on the face value to prop up the scene."

3. "This is mine. Today is broken. But don't worry, I will repair my mood like a repair! "

4. "When your (item name) is broken, you will realize how important it is to you. I just found out now that I can't live without it! "