Primary school homophonic xiehouyu jokes daquan

Primary school homophonic xiehouyu jokes daquan

1, cyclops reading-look askance.

2, silver carp head fish-big skull

Liu Beisan goes to Wollongong-please do so.

4. The hose meets a red light-unimpeded.

6, dwarf cart-can't catch up; No company

7, two dishes and three fish-redundant; Jade Jade

8, white cloth to make cotton-padded jacket-anyway, it's all reasonable (inside)

9. Guan Yucheng-killing people.

10, eat iron bars and cover aluminum-it's actually made of cloth.

1 1, a photo of a lady in the garbage-nonsense (painting)

12, Coptis chinensis soaked in melon seeds-bitter people (benevolence)

13, photos of ladies in the garbage-nonsense (painting)

14, Pig Bajie 36 changed-not nice.

15, socks in summer-dispensable

16, the tiger lies in the shade-lie down and play dead.

17, Guan Yu sneezes-bragging

18, newly picked chestnut ball-spindle duo

19, a piece of iron in the tofu pile-soft and hard.

20, Chunjiang plumbing-Duck Prophet

2 1, Zhuge Liang used an empty plan-as a last resort.

22, casting pearls before swine-in vain

23, August 15 lunar new year-far from it.

24, the long drought meets the rain-everyone is happy; Everybody likes it.

25, Erlang God fights the Monkey King-to change strain; You change, I change.

26, tiger stove treat-fine check; Good tea

"Horses run thousands of miles, rabbits run thousands of miles-each has his own plan."

28, ten days and nine rains-lack of affection

29, Zhang Fei debt collection-the momentum is fierce

30. It's difficult to ride a tiger-I can't help myself.

3 1, crooked mouth telling stories-oblique (evil) theory

Plan 32, 36-Walking is the best plan

33. Cao Cao is a meritocratic person.

34. Hanging a kettle on a telephone pole-the liquid level (bottle) is high.

35. The old lady stands guard-her position is unstable.

36. The old lady yawns endlessly (gnashing her teeth)

37, lead the wind to blow the fire-not much strength

38. Two heads are better than one.

39. Zhang Fei sleeps-don't close your eyes

40. After the Dragon Boat Festival, the cuckoo called-out of date.

4 1, Huanglian soaked bamboo shoots-bitter.

42, dreaming of his wife-want to be eccentric

43. crossing the river with a beard-too modest

44, beard lasso-modesty (holding the beard)

45, pig eight quit to eat watermelon-take it all away.

46, water washed away the earth temple-be careful (flow)

47. There is a little turtle on the turtle's back-there are new rules on it.

48, pig eight quit to drink bad water-each has its own taste; A variety of tastes

49. The mouse fell into the boiling water pot-there was no life.

50, two generations of widows-no kung fu

5 1, lame donkey-crooked ways

52. The wind blows the clouds.

53, the cow's foot is in the basket-running the cow; Fanniu

54. The skull of a puppet show-with a pendulum

55, lame ass-crooked ways

56. The dwarf climbed the escalator step by step.

57. Liu Beisan goes to Wollongong-please do so.

58, the dumb eat broad beans-know fairly well.

59. On the first day of the first month, I held a lantern festival-I had to; Everybody's fine.

60. The wind is blowing the willows-swinging from side to side; Swing like a pendulum

6 1, August 15 eat zongzi-the timing is not right.

62, Han Xin point soldiers-the more the better.

63. There is a little turtle standing on the turtle-there are new rules on it.

64, Zhou Yu Huang Gai-wishful thinking

65. Liu Bei's visit to the thatched cottage-it's hard to ask.

66, while selling melons-while selling boast.

67. August 15th Reunion Festival-once a year.

68. Willow in spring-especially near (green)

69. Send goose feathers a thousand miles away-courtesy is light and affection is heavy

70. Monkey sweeping the floor-bright eyes

7 1, Mid-Autumn Festival has a leap in August-reunion after reunion.

72. The hungry tiger came into the house-the neighbors were very upset.

73, cyclops reading-look askance.

74. Blind people pee-no ambition

75. The Tang Priest and the monk chanted scriptures-serious.

76, Huanglian carved monk-bitter master

77. Lead sheep into the photo studio-go abroad (sheep)

78. Widows sell their children-the last resort

79, the second small shoulder beam-top this.

80, iron brush brush copper pot-every family is very hard.

China's homophonic xiehouyu joke

China's homophonic xiehouyu joke

1, Fireworks on New Year's Eve-colorful

2, lifting water and washing vegetables-kill two birds with one stone; It's convenient for both sides.

3. Song Wu looks at ducks-heroes are useless.

4, small bald hat-the first name (picture name)

5. Zhang Fei hit Guan Gong-forget the old love.

6, pig eight quit to jail-not white injustice.

7, Tang Yan's eyes-I don't know good or bad.

8, burning the forehead-imminent

9, the wind blows the lamp grass-the heart is uncertain

10, Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.

1 1, it snows in June-hard-won: hard-won.

12, rushing into strings-not worth talking about (playing)

13, Xiong Lian equipment.

14, the wind blows down the handsome flag-a bad start.

15, practicing swimming in the dung jar-I'm really not afraid of death (shit)

16, half-rotten intersection-kicked out.

17, killing monks and chanting-false compassion; Fake charity

18, Li Kui jy decides the case-the strong is right.

19, old and proud as a peacock-romantic.

20. Earthworms in the field-full of doubts (mud)

2 1, Han Xiangzi playing the flute-extraordinary.

22. The short man chooses the general-or he can make do with it.

23. Guan Yu sells meat-no one dares to come.

24, pig eight quit bragging-big mouth bragging

25. Zhuge Liang borrows an arrow-if he borrows it, he will not return it.

26. The sedan chair flower after the play-poor and happy.

27, flies pounce on tigers-can't shoot.

28, five teeth iron rake itching-hard hands

29. Boil the ball in a paste pot-you are still angry when you call yourself an asshole.

30. Hug the bitch and wink-roll your eyes.

3 1, it rains heavily on a hot day-suddenly; Not long

32, goat disease wrapped in sheep died from generation to generation

33. Erhu in Dongyue Temple-Bullshit

34. Throw a bomb in the toilet-you aroused public outrage (shit).

35. A handful of powder hit the back of the neck-the glaze is upside down.

36, keep the nest door to catch chickens-none left.

37. Monkeys climb bamboo poles-jump up and down.

38. Wu Dalang sells hedgehogs-prick the hand.

39, thousands of miles to sit officer-in order to eat and wear

40, saltworks guy-love to manage leisure (salty) things.

4 1, dung beetles prone on the road to load the car.

42. Pig laughed at the monkey-I don't know how ugly I am.

43, the beauty figure in the trash can-nonsense (painting)

44, Guan Yunchang to Maicheng-catastrophe.

45. Spring tea is very fresh and tender

46, the wind blows dandelion-light.

47. The wind blows down the plane tree-others can't say it well.

48. Turtle somersault-one rule after another (Turtle)

49, python wrapped around the plow-cunning (stranded)

50, the monkey on the fruit tree-full belly

5 1, heavy snow falls in the sea-visible, intangible.

52. Zhang Fei sells tofu-people are strong and goods are not hard.

53, the monk picked up the grate-useless.

54. Peony is planted in the chest-be elated.

55, thunder in the clouds for a long time-earth-shattering.

A dog bit the cupboard-it couldn't open it.

57. You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

58. Pig Bajie's martial arts-rake.

59. Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve

60. Short people line up-the last one.

China homophonic joke two-part allegorical sayings

Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form created by working people in China since ancient times. This is a short, interesting and vivid sentence. It consists of two parts: the former part plays the role of "introduction", like a riddle, and the latter part plays the role of "backing", like a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain language environment, you can understand and guess the original intention by saying the first half sentence and "resting" the second half sentence, so it is called two-part allegorical saying. Han civilization has a long history. Five thousand years of historical vicissitudes have precipitated, refined and condensed into a wonderful Chinese language art, in which two-part allegorical sayings have their unique expressive force. Give people profound thinking and enlightenment, spread through the ages. It reflects the unique customs, traditions and national culture of the Chinese nation, tastes life, understands philosophy and improves wisdom.

A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).

Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

For the girl of the Zheng family-just right (Zheng He)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measure rice with a turtle cover-What sound (L)

There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there are no mosquitoes.

Frozen tofu-difficult to mix (mix)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.

Have words (pictures) have words.

Sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)

Sailing on the beach-it's shallow.

Cows without horns-fake scolding (horses)

I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom-no one can be filled.

No money to buy conch-save (suck)

A pregnant woman crosses a wooden bridge-desperate and risky.

A blind man enters a cigarette shop-Hyundai (touching the light)

Bags in the air-pretend to be crazy (pretend to be windy)

Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot (running eggs)

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful (leave the rope)

Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

Nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (according to uncle)

Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)

Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)

Interesting homophonic fable joke

Interesting homophonic fable joke

1, build a long shed thousands of miles away-the banquet will have an end.

2, it rains heavily-the war is big; Easy come, easy go.

3, hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it

4, bald hat-first place; Shouyiming

5, Yin De-bureaucratic AIRS (device)

6. Standing on a bamboo tube-emptiness

7. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise-how do you know your luck?

8. Couples on stage-nominally

9. Rabbits eat twist-it's crisp.

10, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.

1 1. There is a sore on the mouse's tail-how much pus and blood?

12, the blind put out the fire-Hu was beaten

13, plum blossom painting in the snow-dog feet

14, hanging lanterns on the wheat field-the same (field)

15, watching the fire on the stage-the hot air heated the fire.

16, crooked mouth blowing trumpet-an evil (oblique) gas

17, the bomb shop caught fire-no talking (bomb)

18, the mouse fell into the boiling water pot-died.

19, foxes quarrel-a group of Hu (foxes) words

20, eunuchs don't call eunuchs-too cheap (prison)

2 1, the pig woman ate chlamydia-ate it herself; Self bite

22, big head maggot arch grinding-in vain

23, stuffy people do things-create dark energy.

24, selling bean jelly in winter-I don't know the time.

25, horns against water chestnut-a pair of traitors

26. The old monk lived in a cave-nothing (no temple).

27, three dollars to buy a riding kua (cross)

28. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

29, buy a speaker airtight-solid (stone) heart.

30. Cook tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt).

3 1, Huozi drinks rice soup-shameless (indecent)

32, bald monk-not afraid to catch braids

33. The dwarf climbed the mountain step by step.

34. broom behind the door-pick up dirty things to do.

35. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

36. Singing on the homesickness platform-I don't know the ghost of death.

37, the tortoise's ass-(tortoise) rules

38. Kongming's Empty Plan-Saving the Day

39. Meet me on New Year's Day morning-hello, I'm fine.

40. The ship leaves Hong Kong-layman

4 1, the bald man turns around (picks) the flower arrangement on the skin.

42. Eat too much salt-talk idle (salty).

43, small bald hat-the first name (picture name)

44, dog legs into the village-neighbors.

45, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

46, dwarf cart-can't catch up; No company

47, the Monkey King heard the hoops-a headache.

48. Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.

49, two generations of widows-no kung fu

50, three rooms don't open the door-monster (house)

5 1, 2 1 day no chicken-bad guy

52. Broom hanging on the ass-Hao Wei (tail) is big.

53. A scholar meets a soldier-the reason is unknown.

54. Yangko dancing on the cliff-I'm so happy.

55. The mouse got into the corner-waiting to die.

56. The mouse fell into the boiling pot-it was hopeless.

57. Guandi Temple worships Guanyin-the wrong door.

58, pig eight quit lun guy-a rake.

59. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat.

60. Play the lute to a cow-in vain

6 1, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.

62. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.

63, a thousand miles to build a long shed-no banquet will come to an end.

64, nephew looking for grandma's house-save (uncle)

65. Hua Dan on the stage-picturesque.

66. Wu Dalang caught him-beyond his power; Anti kill

67. The snipe competes with the clam, and the fisherman gains.

68. Crabs crossing the street-bullying people

69. Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness.

70. Ancestral leather clothing-inside and out

7 1. Paddle paste on the face-taut

72, low plate and-the deeper the plate.

73. Two more hits-that's right.

74, Wang Xifeng housekeeper-disaster.

75, fingernail palm on the knee-too far from the point (hoof)

76, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

77, pig eight quit to brag-big mouth brag

78, kaleidoscope-ever-changing

79. Chicks fight-bicker; Douzui

80, three dollars to buy a riding boast (cross)

8 1, Rats in the Library-Eating Books

82. The knives and guns on the stage are fake.

83. Cut tofu with a kitchen knife-both sides glow.

84. Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight

85, Wu Dalang in the world-no one can guarantee.

86. A Jin Baihe fell into the sea-a day without a head.

87, enemies meet-particularly jealous

88. It's difficult to ride a tiger-I can't help myself.

89. The blind man heard the dog barking-there was a door.

90, grinding the mound-solid (stone) heart.

9 1, seagulls in the Pacific Ocean-bold

92, Song Wu embroidery-bold and cautious.

93, the spoon on the throat-Tao (Tao) gas.

May 6, 1994 Ai-out of date

95, lame ass-crooked ways

96, pig eight quit to marry a wife-wishful thinking

In 1997, San Qian bought a donkey with money-Boasting Ride.

98. Toad is at the foot of the bed-struggling to survive.

99. The land is called the God of the City God-God is almost (called) its God.

100, bald head and hat-first place; Shouyiming