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Super classic joke

The swimming coach is straight and loud. One day, he saw a female student in a shopping mall. He said loudly, you really didn't recognize her with your clothes on!

6. During the lecture, the zipper of the female teacher's pants opened, and a girl stood up to remind: Teacher, your door was not closed! The teacher waved his hand: Never mind, the dean will visit in a moment.

7, modern beauty oath: confuse the mind of a 60-year-old man, occupy the property of a 50-year-old man, break the wife and children of a 40-year-old woman, break the waist of a 30-year-old woman, and turn around me at the age of 20!

8. In the early morning of the second day of the wedding, the bride walked out of the bridal chamber in pain, holding the wall with one hand and covering her nakedness with the other, cursing: liar! What a liar! Before I got married, I said I had thirty years' savings. I thought it was money!

9. Boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in a room, and the woman draws a line: the beast crosses the line. Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line, and the woman slapped the man hard: you are not even as good as an animal! The next day, the man and the woman slept in the same bed, but the woman drew a warning line. The man learned the last lesson and crossed the line late at night, but he didn't succeed because of nervousness. After dawn, the woman slapped the man again and said, I didn't expect you to be worse than an animal!

10, in the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. "

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