I feel a lot of pressure and feel uncomfortable. Who has a cold joke and thinks it's good to brag?

Many years later, I think of my classmates who took injections, dispensed medicines, gave medicines for surgery, made films, and consulted psychologically. I think of their ignorance, the courses they failed, and their learning status. When I stepped into the hospital sick, I had put my life and death at risk.

Chu Niang: Q: How to get a girl on the first blind date in 10 seconds?

Hello, this is the first time we have met. My monthly salary is over ten thousand yuan. I don't beat my wife, I don't touch the house, I don't touch porn, I write your name on the car, my mother can swim, and I will protect you if you have dystocia.

After half a day's homework, I turned on the radio conveniently, and a gentle voice came out: "... If the skin color pays off, the fluff on my face is tender and soft, which means it is very healthy ..." When I heard this, I couldn't help touching my face, looking at the mirror and smiling, looking healthy and lovely. At this moment, I heard the announcer say, "All right, listeners, this time our lecture on pig raising is here ..."

On the bus, a boy dressed like a hair salon kept shouting, "People can't make sauce ... you just have to believe that I will make it once ...", but the passengers all got goose bumps, but they didn't have a good attack. At this time, a big brother silently took out the cottage machine, turned Yan Weiwen's song to the maximum volume, and kept repeating the chorus: "Ah ... this person is a mother ..."

Friends blind date, drive to pick up the blind date for dinner. There is a traffic jam in Lu Yu, and I can't stand the urine. The woman saw her holding a Wahaha mineral water bottle and handed it to him, saying, it's okay. You pee in the car. I turned my face away. I saw my friend hesitating all the time, and the woman said nothing. Suddenly my friend said, do you have a pulse bottle? The blind date succeeded that day.