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A joke that makes every day full of happiness.

1, people cannot be idle. I will think too much when I am free, and my feelings will overflow when I am free. There are too many so-called melodramatic farts. They are empty, lonely and cold, all because they are lazy, degenerate and idle.

2. Mood is not the whole of life, but it can affect the whole of life. In a good mood, everything is fine, in a bad mood, everything is chaotic. It is often not that we lose to others, but that our bad mood devalues our image, reduces our ability, disrupts our thinking, and thus loses to ourselves. Control your emotions, and life will be peaceful everywhere. A good attitude shapes a good mood, and a good mood shapes the best of you.

Once the feeling disappears, the promise is just a blank sheet of paper.

4, because I like it, I am willing, and there are not so many reasons.

5, a person, if you have not experienced the pain of investment and hard work, how can you understand the broad sky after the decision?

What I fear most is not that two people who love each other hurt each other, but that two people who have loved each other for a long time suddenly separate and pass by like strangers. I can't stand that cruel process, because I can't understand how the intimacy implanted in the blood at the beginning can become the indifference forgotten in the future.

7. The partner you need is the one who can stand side by side with you at the bow, sing the scenery on both sides of the strait and hold your hand tightly in the stormy waves. In other words, it's better that he's not the stormy waves you have to deal with.

8. Emotionally, I divided China into three areas: Taobao, central heating, and other areas with no traces of heartbreak.

9. You should be like an "indifferent" adult, and don't let your emotions be kidnapped easily. Don't exult because of a few sweet words, and don't fall to the bottom because you missed someone's news. Get used to being alone. When you are alone, read books, catch up with plays and learn a new song. Don't let loneliness beat you. Understand that happiness is found by yourself, not given by others.

10, learn to adapt, it will make your environment bright; Learn to be tolerant, and you will have no troubles in your life.

1 1 Many times, we always want to be nice to others. At first, I was grateful. But after a long time, I just got used to it. Accustomed to a person's kindness to you, you take it for granted. One day, I am not good to you, and you will resent it. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that our requirements have increased. When you get used to getting, you forget to be grateful.

Nothing is necessary. If there is anything that must be done, it is to be good to yourself.

13, I like you, even if I give up a thousand times in my heart, I will risk my life 10 thousand times if you say a nice word.

14. If you want to be thin, you must lose weight; If you want to grow muscles, go to the gym; If you want to be admitted to Peking University Tsinghua, you must study hard; If you want her, you should go after her. Fat will not fly away, muscles will not grow in vain, knowledge will not spread to your brain through Bluetooth, and people you like will not fall in love with you for no reason. Spending time on fantasy instead of reality is equivalent to sitting still.

15, not that you are in the best time, but that you are in my best time.

16, instead of complaining, it is better to change yourself. Mind your own heart and do your own thing better than anything else. Life is not perfect, and twists and turns are also scenery. Don't take loss too seriously, giving up is another kind of possession; Don't always envy others, everyone has done it, and they have realized that the scenery that belongs to you is at the next corner.

17, wrestling, don't cry, get up again, stand up straight, smile, pat the dust and continue running. Face up to every setback in life, adapt to every ups and downs in life, absorb every failure in life, and make use of every ups and downs in life. Try to give yourself the best mood, balance your breath, adjust your mentality, and don't rush for success. Even if it falls again, tomorrow can still be better.

18, life is to go through troubles, to find the wisdom of life and to reveal the true meaning of life. A life without faults is just a fairy tale. Hold yourself too high, others may not respect you; Put yourself too low, others may not respect you; No one is perfect, so there is no need to hide his shortcomings. To be a man, you must be able to raise your head and bow your head. Tilting up and down is not only a gesture, but also an attitude and a quality.

19, it is said; "Go your own way and let others talk!" The classical Chinese version is: the apes on both sides of the strait are sobbing, and the canoe has passed Chung Shan Man.

20. With you, I laugh and laugh every day.

Make sentences with a smile

1, two of a kind, laughter, sweet hugs, all these.

He found himself lonely and missed Yvonne's figure and laughter.

Although everyone is busy in the small yard every day, there are endless laughter.

She is a lively and lovely little girl, always laughing and busy.

5. Bless your Christmas Eve. May the laughter and joy of Christmas haunt you.

6. The lawyer's office is brightly lit and full of laughter.

7. When I came into this world, it was not laughter that greeted me.

8. It depicts the scene that people of all ethnic groups in Yunnan Province, China took to the streets with laughter and joy.

9. After dinner, everyone lit a bonfire by the lake, sat around the fire, ate cakes and drank Indian milk tea, laughing and laughing one after another.

10. When he comes home from vacation, the room is always full of laughter and fun.

1 1, the bell suddenly stopped in the rain, but I heard Satan's laughter.

12, millions of revelers witnessed the fireworks display in the new year, and the streets of major cities in Britain and other countries laughed and laughed.

13, I looked out of the window. Rows of buildings quickly flew to the rear, and the distant mountains flew happily ... The car was full of laughter and laughter, as if still immersed in the excitement of human body shooting yesterday.

14. The clean little house here, surrounded by lush grass, green trees and flowers, is a safe haven for hard-working people in the city.

15, I had a happy night with laughter.

16, with music clips at the back. Welcome new people, and have a good cooperation! Finally, hug, everyone laughs and laughs!

17. Although the three of us spend very little time together every week, even in such precious time, there is no laughter at home, but silence instead.

18. Finally, New Oriental arranged a lucky draw, which greatly inspired the students' enthusiasm for learning network technology. The promotion meeting ended in laughter.

19, looking at the warm fire and flashing Christmas lights, listening to the laughter of my family, I couldn't help laughing comfortably.

In 20 or 8 years, we have experienced countless hardships and pains, but we also had laughter.

Make sentences with laughter

1, bless your Christmas Eve. May the laughter and joy of Christmas haunt you.

On New Year's Eve, there was laughter everywhere. ...

Children's Day is coming, and the campus is full of laughter.

The Spring Festival is coming, and the streets are decorated with lights and colorful, laughing and laughing. ...

5, followed by the music editing to welcome newcomers, good cooperation! Finally, hug, everyone laughs and laughs!

Millions of revelers witnessed the fireworks display in the New Year, and the streets of major cities in Britain and other countries were filled with laughter.

7. After dinner, everyone lit a bonfire by the lake, sat around the fire, ate cakes and drank Indian milk tea, laughing and laughing one after another.

8. two of a kind, laughter and sweet hugs, all these.

Although we experienced those pains, we used to laugh and laugh. ...

10, the national day is coming, and everyone is smiling to welcome the birthday of the motherland.

1 1, I had a happy evening with laughter.

12 in the past eight years, we have experienced countless hardships and pains, but we also had laughter.

13 I was stunned, and then I chatted with my partner with a smile.

14 He found himself lonely and missed yvonne's figure and laughter.

15. Although the three of us spend very little time together every week, even in such precious time, there is no laughter at home, but silence instead.

16, the lawyer's office was brightly lit and full of laughter.

17, she is a lively and lovely little girl, always smiling and busy.

18, the festival square is full of people, singing and laughing.

19. Finally, New Oriental arranged a lucky draw, which greatly inspired the students' enthusiasm for learning network technology. The promotion meeting ended in laughter.

20. The National Day is coming, and everyone is singing and laughing to welcome the birthday of the motherland.

2 1, her room is full of laughter.

22. As soon as he takes a vacation, the room is always full of laughter and fun.

23. Although everyone is busy in the small yard every day, there are endless laughter.

However, the bell suddenly stopped in the rain, but I heard Satan's laughter.

25. The classroom is full of laughter.

26. In spring, grass grows in the West Lake. Did you hear the laughter of the tourists? I can't help but think of Su Shi's words, "To compare the West Lake with the West Lake, light makeup and heavy makeup are always appropriate." This beautiful scenery makes people linger.

27. She has a cheerful personality and always smiles at her guests. ...

28. In the festival square, there are crowds everywhere, laughing and laughing.

29. Looking at the warm fire and flashing Christmas lights and listening to the laughter of my family, I couldn't help laughing comfortably.

Let's sing heartily and express our love for our motherland with our laughter.

3 1 depicts the scene of people of all ethnic groups in Yunnan Province, China, laughing and taking to the streets.

Far away, I heard the laughter in the classroom, so I ran away.

33. On New Year's Eve, there was laughter everywhere.

After class, the classroom was filled with laughter.

We ended the party with laughter.

36. The laughter and laughter of the past are still fresh in my mind.

37. Listening to the laughter of the students on the playground, Xiao Ming was upset. When will his autumn be good?

Although we have experienced those pains, we have laughed and laughed.

When the children came to the nursing home, the nursing home was filled with laughter at once.

40 years old, two of a kind, laughter and sweet hugs, all these.

4 1, the doctor said: a vibrant and laughing ward is beauty, a beauty that respects life.

When he comes home from vacation, the house is always full of laughter and fun.

Graduation message, laughter.

Graduation message, laughter.

Today's laughter, tonight's breeze and bright moon, beautiful but not eternal, have not had time to share the last glass of wine, but have to go their separate ways, cherish it, friend.

Break up silently, just like meeting silently at the beginning. May this warm breeze bring you my affectionate blessings and prayers.

A short separation is for a permanent reunion. Let's look forward to that eternal happiness.

I wish you good luck in the new year.

I hope you enjoy your stay here.

The wind blew away the heart of blessing, the rain blurred the line of sight of expectation, and I tightened the complex of missing. I believe we will meet again one day!

Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

I wish my brothers and sisters every day: vigorous passion, magnificent lofty sentiments, persistent enthusiasm, sweet love, free and easy expression, hearty expression and happy mood!

Zhu Xuege and Xue Jie: All hopes can be realized, all dreams can be realized, all waiting can appear, and all efforts can be realized!

I wish you all the best, two dragons playing with pearls, three suns opening Thailand, four seasons making a fortune, five blessings, June 6th, seven stars holding the moon, and spring breeze all around!

I came to your window again tonight, how lovely your shadow is on the curtain; I have ignored you silently for four years and will leave tomorrow. Goodbye to my beloved beautiful campus, I want to go far away to find the future; If one day I return to my hometown, I will tell my feelings outside your window; Goodbye to my beloved beautiful campus, and goodbye to your shadow; If I don't come back, let the moon stay outside your window.