Who knows this joke about computers?

User: Are you a real person?

Customer Service: Hello, I am the customer service of xxx Company. How can I help you?

User: I bought your network card. How to use it?

Customer service found that the other party didn't know much about computer knowledge, so he patiently taught him from the beginning: Please open my computer.

User: Hey, how can I turn on your computer?

Customer service (almost fainted): Then turn on the computer.

User: My computer was turned on at first.

Customer Service: Sorry, I mean "my computer" on your desktop.

User: I haven't bought a computer desk yet. The computer is on the stool.

Customer service: I mean, please turn on the "My Computer" icon displayed on your monitor.

User: Ah, there is "My Computer" in the computer. You should say so!

Customer service: .........

User: No, there is something wrong with the computer!

Customer service: What are the symptoms?

User: I dial up the Internet and let me enter my user name and password. There is no problem when entering the user name, but when entering the password, it is obvious that the number is entered, but the stars are displayed!

Customer service: Never mind, those stars are your password.

User: How about it? Then others can't enter these stars and steal my account?

Customer service: No, as long as you don't tell others the password, there will be no problem.

User: Really? You promise?

Customer Service: Trust me, no problem.

User: Well, your voice sounds good, so I believe you. If it is stolen, you will pay for it.

Customer service: Yes. ...

User: Then why can't I get online?

Customer service: Is the password correct?

User: Is it 1352? ...

Customer Service: Needless to say, it's right.

User: That's right.

Customer service: That may be something wrong with your cat (modem).

User: Oh, it's possible. My cat is always in trouble and scratched my clothes last time. Ok, wait a minute ... my cat locked me out. Do you have a cat?

Customer Service: Sorry, I don't have a cat. I'm not talking about your cat. ...

User: Yes, it's better to have a dog.

There was silence on the phone. After hundreds of rounds, the customer service lady finally fainted.