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Draw a beard for dad.

I draw a beard for my father.

Many interesting things happened around me when I was very young. What impressed me most was when I was five years old. I drew a beard for my father. Now that I think about it, I can't help laughing.

That day, mom told dad to go shopping in the mall. Dad took me shopping in the mall, and when we got home, we were both out of breath. Dad said, "I just went shopping and went to many stores to find what my mother wanted most." Now I am very tired. " Then my father lay on the sofa and whispered to me, "Dear daughter, my father needs to rest, but don't wake him up in a fuss." Unconsciously, my father soon fell asleep snoring. I looked at my father and found that his face was different from others: others had that kind of black beard, but why didn't my father? Is it handsome enough for dad to have a beard on his face? I gently touched my father's hair and saw that he was still motionless. So, I took out a big brush in the drawer and helped my father "make up". I painted black under his nose and finished it in a short time. "Ha ha, done! Dad is handsome enough. " I praised myself in ecstasy.

Dad woke up and saw us watching TV there, so he came to say hello: "Hello, what are you doing?" Mom turned and looked at dad. Seeing his strange appearance, she couldn't help smiling and asked curiously, "Who are you?" Dad replied in surprise: "My daughter's father!" " Mother knows perfectly well and asks, "My daughter's father has no beard." Listening to their words, I burst into laughter: "I just drew your beard for you." Mom, is dad handsome enough now? "Mother bent down with laughter. Dad was laughed at, so he went into the house and looked in the mirror. After a while, he came back to me and said seriously, "My daughter paints really well! But don't do it again. " As soon as the words stopped, my mother and I laughed again, and my father laughed with us.

Looking back now, the fact that I drew a beard for my father also made me feel funny. Because there is nothing at home, it adds a lot of fun to life, and my father and I have also added a lot of fathers and daughters. Now, dad is growing a beard.