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Whether he loves you or not depends on one thing, you know?

1

This winter, the weather is particularly cold.

Su Nianan tightened his coffee, and his amber eyes were as calm as water.

She was wearing a khaki lapel trench coat with long curly hair hanging down just to cover her little earlobe.

Because the cold purples took a slight sip, the little face that could be blown and broken had lost its color, and I glanced at my watch from time to time when I looked at the lamp.

The plane was delayed for three hours.

The man who agreed to meet the plane last night didn't show up.

"The weather was fine yesterday, but it snowed heavily today. Master Lu's heart is really big. " Xiaomei frowned and said something.

But the sound happened to fall into Su Nianan's ear. She smiled and took a sip of her coffee cup. I'm afraid in her opinion, whether that person can come or not may be the same.

Just then, there was a burst of footsteps outside the French window, mixed with a low curse that the weather changed.

"Master lu, the plane was late. Sorry. " Su Jinnian, wrapped in a tight coat, shrank, but there was a glimmer of light in her slightly narrowed eyes.

Mrs. Su, who followed, was carrying a suitcase and looked apologetic, but her eyes were looking for her daughter in the room. But when she saw two cold figures on the dining table, Su Jinnian frowned and looked at his wife next to him, and the smile on his face froze instantly. "I miss him. Didn't he come?" It was Mrs. Su who broke the deadlock first, with a gentle tone of exploration.

For the mother's mouth, Su Nianan naturally knows who he is referring to.

"He has something to do." Su Nianan faint response, stretched out his hand and took the mother's luggage.

"Yes, yes, yes, things at work are more important." Seeing that the atmosphere was wrong, Mrs. Su quickly winked at Xiaomei.

Xiaomei left the pie mouth, reluctantly pushed the luggage out and looked back at Su Nianan from time to time.

After all the arrangements were made, it was getting late.

Walking out of the hotel where my parents stayed, Su Nianan, standing next to Yuzhu at the entrance of the lobby, happened to see a familiar extended Lincoln coming here in the distance. Unconsciously, she leaned against the post. Arch eyebrows are a little twisted, and sure enough.

The car stopped firmly at the entrance of the lobby, and the long figure who took the lead in coming out of the back seat suddenly dimmed Su Nianan's pupil.

Lu Chenzi, dressed in a suit and tie, stood beside the car, his chin tight and his lines smooth, and his inner world could not be seen in the dark line of sight.

The woman in the car didn't dare to delay at all, so she quickly pushed open the door. The little face with delicate makeup squeezed a charming smile, and her beautiful figure was wrapped in a tight dress. Gee, the convex should be concave, all dripping to the extreme.

I have to admit, the other party is really beautiful.

When I got off the bus, I didn't know whether my shoes were too high and I twisted my feet or intentionally. Han Sisi's little bone head was blown down by the wind, leaning against Liu Zichen's arms without any support.

Instead of pushing her away, Lu put his backhand around her waist tightly, bent his mouth and whispered in her ear, "Next time you play this kind of play, I'll throw you into the sea to feed the sharks."

Eyes as black as the stars, ears with gloom, Han Sisi gritted his teeth, waited for a while and nodded.

The next second, Liu Zichen whispered a few words in her ear. Han Sisi immediately covered her mouth and smiled, her little face was dazed by Xia Hong.

Standing behind the big pillar, Su Nian Ann quietly watched her husband hug another woman and smiled. She sniffed her nose, and her undulating chest finally calmed down, but her little hand was tightly clenched into a small fist.

2

"Yesterday, my sisters and I went shopping and saw a lot of things ..." Han Sisi went to Liu Zichen's arms, and her soft boneless hands carefully moved her slender fingers with distinct joints.

"What do you see?" The cigarette at your fingertips is burning with light blue starlight, and your dark eyes catch a glimpse of the person in your arms.

Because of this arrogance, Han Sisi quickly stood up straight and kept a good distance, but he was annoyed.

"A string of jewels ..." Han Sisi hung his face, painted rosy lips, and his eyes were full of fog, flashing.

"Then buy it." Liu Zichen picked his eyebrows, the wind is light and the clouds are light, and there is no temperature in his voice.

However, in Han Sisi's eyes, if he wins the grand prize, the loneliness on his face is immediately replaced by joy. "Really?"

Just like a little girl, I dare not confirm what I just heard.

"card." Liu Zichen hooked her cold lips, took out her wallet from her pocket, then casually took out a hot stamping card and handed it to Han Sisi.

Han Sisi blinked, obviously didn't think of yourself so easily get lujia gentleman attached card.

Afraid that the other person would change his mind, Han Sisi tried to reach out and pick it up.

1 of "pa", the crisp sound scattered in the cold air, and the sky had just snowed heavily.

Suddenly, five bright red palm prints appeared on her face. Han Sisi burying his face in her face, big tears flowing downwards, she looked up at her black eyes. Han Sisi Lengleng.

"It hurts." Han Sisi brimming with inner hot and dry fire, still with tears falling, little face full of grievances. "And how can you hit people?" Turned his head and stared at Su Nianan.

"Because you owe a fight." Su Nianan blinked, and her clever eyes flashed by, as if she had nothing to do with herself at this time. But the cold voice, from the lips that are stained with plum blossoms as snow, is only a few words and inexplicable.

She walked up to Liu Zichen, bent her wrist, took out the bronzing card in her hand directly, threw it into the trash can next to her, and walked away without looking back, standing on high heels.

Liu Zichen looked at her as skilled as running water, and her mouth moved a few times.

Looking at the back of Su Nianan's departure, Han Sisi stamped her feet, but because of the men around her, she didn't dare to be too obvious.

From beginning to end, Liu Zichen didn't speak. The long figure leaned against the nearby building, and the corners of her mouth evoked a cold arc.

"Catalpa morning, who is she? Dare to hit your woman in front of you ... "Han Sisi's throat choked, and her voice was soft.

Chen Zi's smile deepened. "Unfortunately, she is my wife."

"Madam ..." Han Sisi incredible looked up at the man in front of him, only to see each other's eyes no longer cold, but much more interesting.

……

The car was parked in the yard, and the driver glanced at Su Nianan in the back seat through the rearview mirror. "Young housewife, here we are."

"hmm." Close your eyes, stretched out his hand and rubbed his dull pain in the temple, this just pushed open the door to get off.

Unexpectedly, I just got off the bus and faced a dark scene.

I have thought about meeting again for many years, but now it is even more embarrassing to meet again.

As a housewife of Lujia, Su Nianan naturally has her own survival rules. Even in the face of her former lover, she can still face it calmly.

three

Su Nian Anchong smiled at him and nodded politely, with a polite face.

Then she never looked at Lin again and went straight into the house.

"Miss, long time no see." As soon as she took two steps forward, Gu Lin's unchanging mellow voice came from behind.

And Su Nianan bowed his eyebrows, and his eyes rested on the extra-large palm of his white wrist.

This is the first intimate contact after they haven't seen each other for many years, and it is also the last time.

Su Nian Anping quietly opened his hand. "What happened to Teacher Gu?"

Mr. Gu ...

Strange name, full of irony.

"Read, why share so clearly? But I haven't seen you for years, so unfamiliar? " Gu Lin bowed their heads and approached Su Nianan's earlobe and whispered in her ear.

"I am now a wealthy family in Lujia, and you are my brother-in-law. Why not? So as not to confuse people. " Su Nianan's words changed the atmosphere around Gu Lin.

Gu Lin chuckled and withdrew his hand. "Ha ha, miss, I know you blame me."

"Ha ha, if Teacher Gu has nothing to do, I will go in first." Su Nianan smiled, and there was no wave mark between her eyebrows and eyes.

"Su Nianan, when do you want to escape?" Gu Lin's dark eyes were full of anger. He wanted to see if she really had no feelings for herself.

"Mr. Gu, please don't overestimate yourself and don't underestimate me. I am none of your business. " Su Nian looked at him coldly, frowning.

"Good, good. But I missed it. You said you would wait for me. " Gu Lin never thought that she would become someone else's wife if she succeeded.

You know, when she was in college, it wasn't like this. At that time, she was as obedient as a kitten.

Now, she scratches her paws everywhere to keep others away.

"Wait? Ha ha ..... "Su Nianan eyelashes flashing, a full face of should laugh.

She was about to leave this wrong place, but when she turned around, she bumped into a strong chest.

Cold looked up, but I didn't expect deep eyes to meet him.

"Wife, it's cold, why do you wear so little?" Liu Zichen corners of the mouth with a warm smile, big hands tightly around her waist, after waiting for her to put on a suit jacket, just swept Gu Lin one eye.

"Master Lu." Gu Lin's expression is gloomy, but he knows that this person is not easily provoked by himself. After weighing the pros and cons, he had to lose face and smile.

"hmm." Liu Zichen responded lightly, then withdrew her eyes and stretched out her hand and scratched the pregnant woman's nose. Before Su Nianan could react, she bent slightly and picked her up.

Being held in Liu Zichen's arms, she originally wanted to struggle, but the faint smell of tobacco lingering between snorts bewitched her brain, and when she came to her senses, it was too late.

Gu Lin, who stood by, looked lonely, with dark eyebrows and clenched fists.

……

"Put me down." Along the way, the servants in the house avoided it wisely, but in the face of close contact, Su Nianan's heart was always full of rejection.

"Let it go if you say so?" The evil spirit's laughter gently overflowed from his thin lips, and Su Nianan couldn't help shivering.

Sure enough, the temperature is cold in the middle of winter.

four

"I haven't settled accounts with you during the day." Well, if it's true, then she won't hide.

"accounting?" Just like hearing the big joke of that year, Lu's smile at the corner of her mouth became stronger, and a pair of black eyes stared at her intensely.

"I don't want to talk nonsense with you. I hope you can have dinner with my parents tomorrow, which is the best in-laws. " Although his father betrayed himself for the benefit of his family, the thought of his mother's inner struggle softened Su Nian's inner rock a little.

"Very good." Chen Zi agreed directly without thinking.

Su Nianan, who got the answer, did not have any surprises. Instead, she looked at her husband with some doubts.

As always, she is unfaithful.

as expected ...

"You want me to attend, there is no problem at all, but you have to see what Miss Su Da says." The knife-shaped eyebrows are raised, and the eyebrows are smiling.

"Said? What do you want from me? " Su Nianan pulled out a smile, hehe, I thought he was human, but now I find out that the other party is simply an out-of-touch devil.

"What do you say?" In a good mood, step up the strength in your hands, like the surging light in the eyes of a deep pool.

Su Nianan twisted her fingers, Bei Tooth bit her lower lip, and turned her face to think for a while.

"Deal." The little face is full of smiles, and the soft eyes are about to wring out of the water.

Liu Zichen frowned, but there was nothing she could do.

Want to play? She will accompany you to the end.

It's like risking your life. When Su Nianan's little hand fumbled uneasily between Liu Zichen's shirt buttons, his wrist was suddenly caught.

"Believe it or not, I will eat you dry and wipe you clean?" Lu Chenzi's chiseled outline is slightly tight, and there is no bottom in the dark pupil.

This sentence contains an ambiguous breath. As an adult woman, Su Nianan naturally knows what is behind it.

"What, are you afraid?" See her without saying a word, Liu Zichen light breath swept her petite face, let Su Nianan white skin gradually rippling attractive blush.

Su Nianan bit his lip, but his little hand didn't know when it had been pulled into a powerful little powder fist.

Chen Zi's smile is stained with eyebrows or canthus. If you look closely, the cynicism in that smile is less than usual and more thoughtful.

It doesn't feel good at home. Su Nianan quickly broke free from his arms, then turned and slammed the bedroom door.

At the moment when the door closed, my heart seemed to be loose, but it seemed to be tight.

Back against the door panel, cover your chest and breathe a sigh of relief.

Shiny eyes, full of smug smiles.

Hum, I want to fight with her, but I'm still a little young.

Without Lu Jia's two brushes, can she survive unharmed?

In the large living room, a tall and straight figure stood in front of the French window. The red wine glass between the slender fingers was dotted with dazzling light under the soft light refraction, and the red wine flowing in the glass was very strange.

"Master, I found it." The cold dog in black stood by, the three-dimensional facial features were hidden in the darkness, and the heavy alcohol smell was cold.

Liu Zichen reached out and picked up the file on the desktop, turned a few pages with his big hand, and closed the haze on his resolute and handsome face.

"It's him." Gloomy words murmured from my thin lips, and every word was clear.

"Master, next, do you want to ..." Leng Zhi put his arm around his neck and made a click gesture, his eyes shining with bloodthirsty light.

Liu Zichen raised his head and gulped down the red wine in the glass. What a nice pair of Sue and her daughter.

"The drama has just begun, so don't worry." The corners of the mouth evoke a half-curved radian, and the cold meaning climbs up the brow.

five

When I woke up the next day, Su Nianan didn't expect much. After reading the timetable, she is ready to go out.

But I didn't expect to meet Lou. He shouldn't have appeared at this time, just after I left the dormitory door.

"Why, what a surprise?" Liu Zichen giggled at her surprised face.

Liu Zichen's tall and straight body stood in front of her, just firmly blocking the way.

I can vaguely feel his breath, gently passing overhead, and Su Nianan tightened his brow. "Nothing, please get out of the way."

Chen Zi raised his eyes slightly and looked at Su Nianan lazily. "Who begged me yesterday but saw my parents?"

A deep voice sounded in the long corridor, watching his lip angle evoke a cold radian, and Su Nianan gave him a look. As the saying goes, it's not a good thing for a weasel to pay a New Year call to a chicken, even if she wants him to take a day off early.

"Unfortunately, I changed my mind." To avoid unnecessary personal safety problems, Su Nianan raised his face and directly rejected him with a smile.

The voice just fell, and the consequences can be imagined.

Liu Zichen was very angry. She glanced at the woman in front of her. Today, her figure is outlined by an ink painting cheongsam, which looks very graceful. I have to say, Su Nianan is really a stunner!

Seeing that his face is black and blue, there has been no response, and Su Nianan is too lazy to pester him.

When she was about to walk sideways, Chen Zi cleared her throat. "I heard that Sue's stock has fallen sharply. I'm afraid it's stuck."

The mellow voice, leaving no trace, hit the point at once.

Su Nianan gritted his teeth. Although the father's practice of selling his daughter is not kind, she doesn't want the family economic chain to break like this.

I thought for a moment and reluctantly took his hand and went out, but the moment I walked out of the door, the winter wind was very cold, and Su Nianan only wore a thin shawl. At this time, the cold wind swept away and I felt a tingle all over.

Chen Zi glanced at her, tore off the scarf around her neck and threw it. The simple word is still, "surround." Full of irresistible bullying.

"Oh, Master Lu sympathizes with me today." I don't know if that snickering is really snickering or cynical irony. Su Nianan didn't look up and Liu Zichen couldn't see her eyes.

This woman, who lives under the same roof as him, has been married and pulled a card, but he can't understand her, whether it's the first time we met or now.

Su Nianan noticed that Liu Zichen's eyes became more and more complicated, and she sneered at the bottom of her heart. She is not the kind of person who gives up enjoyment for the sake of principle, so she wraps up the scarf with a residual temperature and walks forward.

The car stopped not far away, but at the moment she sat down, the co-pilot's door opened. Chen Zi smiled with his trademark smile and put his hand on the table. "I didn't drive, but my omnipotent wife is going to be a driver today."

Su Nianan gave him an oblique look, didn't speak and didn't start the car. Chen Zi seems to have made up his mind. He laid the passenger seat flat, lay on it and closed his eyes by the way.

After about a minute or two, Su Nianan suddenly stepped on the accelerator, and Liu Zichen's body without a seat belt suddenly hit the side, with a bang, which was particularly harsh in a quiet car.

Su Nianan's smile at the corner of his mouth is fleeting, and he is in a happy mood to stabilize the speed.

It's a little difficult. It's not that I'm willing to endure it, but that I'm too lazy to fight back. Do you know that Liu Zichen is above me?

six

But Su Nianan didn't find it. At this time, he is very different from usual. There is a penetrating smile on his mouth, which makes his eyes look out of the window, adding a few rays of thinking. "Your driving skills are not very good. What your omnipotent wife said is actually false! "

"You are always welcome to fire me."

"I don't like fried food. I like stew, which is very thorough. "

"Stewed for too long, I'm afraid you've lost interest."

"High pressure and high fire will always shorten the time."

You come and go, as if you are really discussing how to eat food, but only they know the meaning!

……

Su Jinnian and his wife learned that their son-in-law came to visit them at their hotel, and they didn't care early in the morning. They quickly prepared home-cooked meals and waited for the arrival of Liu Zichen.

"Master Lu, come in, come in." Isn't the doorbell ringing? Su Jinnian didn't think so much, and went to open the door himself.

Seeing his father's flattering appearance in Liu Zichen, Su Nianan's face froze instantly.

Is Liu Zichen seems to be very useful, corners of the mouth raise half curved radian, towards Sue mom and dad nodded politely, is a greeting.

"What's your name, master? You can't just call your name. " Liu Zichen Su Nianan left the pie mouth behind him.

"If you miss it, why not?" Su Jinnian naturally listened to her daughter, but in front of Liu Zichen, he didn't teach her a lesson, so he only stared at her, but when he turned to Liu Zichen, his face immediately filled with a smile.

"Master lu, don't take offense. I have been used to thinking this way since I was a child. " Su Jinnian stood by with an apology, and did not dare to take the lead in sitting down, with a stiff face.

Chen Zi looked at her with bottomless black eyes, and her mouth was blown bulging, which was very interesting, as if she had discovered a new continent.

But I'm afraid Su Nianan knows better than anyone how many stormy waves there are in this sight.

"Just call me Chen Zi." Big hands around her waist, like a loving couple.

At first, Su Jinnian was worried about the bad relationship between her daughter and her son-in-law. But now, seeing this photo, her hanging heart has relaxed a lot. It seems that the original decision was correct.

But he can't fully express his inner ecstasy on his face, and he can only squint his eyes into a crack with mirth.

Being held by him, Su Nian's safety was broken, and he stared his one eye with his eyes, but the other party didn't pick up the words and ignored them directly.

Su Jinnian squinting, slightly owe owe the body, "master lu, we are a family, you see the stock has been falling recently ..."

John young directly cut to the chase, Liu Zichen picked his eyebrows, casually leaned back on the sofa and put his arm around Su Nianan.

Seeing that Liu Zichen didn't respond, Su Jinnian's hair with distinct sideburns overflowed with sweat, and his sight lost a lot of light. In order to seize the family business, this is also his last fight.

"The family, really have to help. But wouldn't it be better if Lujia and Sujia industries merged? Anyway, they are all family. " Chen Zi's eyes rested on the contract on the chopping board.

Su Nian Ann suddenly stare blankly for a moment, what merger industry?

"Liu Zichen, don't talk big ..." Even if my father betrayed himself for the benefit, he couldn't watch his industry be annexed.

"shh." Liu Zichen stretched out her slender fingers and gently decorated her little lips. Her dark eyes were bottomless.