Humorous chat sentences with high emotional intelligence

1, the idea about you is too soft. I always have to be careful. Like the snow on the eyelashes, the dew on the tongue, and the butterfly in the hand. I can insist on not washing my hair for a week and not sleeping for three days, but I can only insist on not thinking about you for one minute. I want to give you all my feelings for you and my time. I want to see the flowers alone. If it's raining lightly in the afternoon and you happen to pass by the ferry, let's meet on the bridge where the spring willow blows. 5. Passing a beautiful person by mistake is like a floating light outside the porthole, passing over the cheek and leaving warmth. 6. I love you forever, forever and unconditionally, that's all. 7. I think that as long as I go forward, I will always meet you. In this boring life, I can't help running. 8. I may be a bad person, but as long as you kiss me, I will become better. 9. I wish I had someone like you. People as bright and refreshing as this mountain morning, like sunny people on the way to the ancient city, are warm but not hot, covering all my skin. From the starting point to the night, from Shan Ye to the study, 10, the answers to all questions are simple. I hope there is a person like you who will be a signpost of life several times in the future. I woke up as soon as I saw your eyes. I prefer to see your blushing cheeks, like the sunset glow. Thank you for giving me strength. You don't have to do anything. I look at you, I am full of forward strength. 12, you are my sunshine, scenery and time. You are the only one, that is, everything. You are everything, but nothing can replace you. Humorous chat sentence with high emotional intelligence 2 1, sorry, wearing a mask and hat to buy snacks, was recognized: what do beautiful women eat? 2. Don't ask me anything, and don't ask me anything! I really want to make money into my hobby. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary. Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places beyond the reach of hands are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad. 6. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again. 7. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own. I don't dislike them! 8. When you eat well, you forget everything when you eat. 9. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily. 10. If I ride a horse, you can call me a groom. If I drive, you can call me a coachman. What should you call me if I am in charge of accounts? 1 1. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me. 12, don't say that others are mentally ill, provided that you have a brain. 13, long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are. 14. Although I have no books, notes, classes or review, I have a heart that I don't want to fail. 15, I found that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power called successfully avoiding all the correct answers. 16, dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you. 17, if you are willing to tear off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you. 18, I hate that kind of nonsense that tells me "why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved. 19, I won't say if I kill you. You haven't done a honey trap yet! 20. I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework. 2 1, two couples are chatting. The woman asked, honey, people say that women in love will become stupid. You think I'm stupid? Male affectionate style: fool, you are so stupid, how can I think you are stupid? 22. Can you support your face if you can't close your eyes in class? 23. Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty. 24. I made a mistake at school. The teacher called my parents. Can I say that my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother on my back and embarked on the road of no return. 25. I know you don't treat me like a number. In fact, I have never paid attention to you. 26. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money. 28, you have your face value, I have my shorts, not very short, but cool. 29. Lovers will eventually buckle meat, and pig pockets will appear in lovers' eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig. 30. In winter, I don't want to ask my roommate for help in class. The news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus the next day. 3 1, if you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow. 33. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin. 35. If fat could be sold, it is estimated that I would have been on the Forbes rich list. 36. I hope the sensible idolize won't burn her body for me. 37. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave. One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you! 39. Don't take too many selfies in your circle of friends. We have all met before. 40.do you smell my malice? Give you a sock to feel it. 4 1, the salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances. 43. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher. 44. The most wonderful thing in this world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely. 45. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned. 46. Your mother made you so beautiful, not to be spoiled by others, but to be spoiled by others. 47. You called me short. You are a joke, but you will never hold your head up in front of me. 48. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me. 49. Because I broke up with the quilt this morning, the quilt is very cold to me now. 50. The biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm and caught a cold. 5 1, you really don't look down on fat people, you are obsessed with losing weight. Please don't call me an otaku in the future, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie. Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will jump on you without hesitation. 54. Love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Your face looks forward to it day and night! I just want to be with you all my life! Never regret after life! Read the first word of each sentence together! I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths. Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity. 57. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger. 58. You don't like me. This is a disease. If it can be cured, it must be cured. 59. People with few eyebrows can't be friends, so taking a photo won't make them white, because once they are white, their eyebrows will disappear. 60. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning. 6 1. In a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep. 62. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.