Any cold jokes?

Two cows are eating grass together. The green cow asked the black cow, "Hello! What's the smell of your grass? " The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!" The green cow leaned down and took a bite, and shouted angrily, "You lied to me!" " The black cow gave him a contemptuous look and replied, "Idiot, I said grass is tasteless."

Xiaomi: "Mom, I'm hungry!" " "Mimi's mother:" lovely, dad can't find a job and there is no food at home. Xiaomi: "But I'm hungry." ... Mimi's mother: "alas!" ... well, you can borrow some pickles next door, and I'll boil bath water for your father. "

I caught the bus in the morning and arrived at the platform. The bus just left, so I had to chase and shout, Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, Wukong, stop chasing …

A rabbit is put in a box and released into a duck … why? Because there is a transformer in the box. ...

Ten years later, we met again inadvertently. She asked me in a low voice, "How have you been these years?" Is she good to you? "I'm sad," I said, "I'm not married, and I've been waiting for you. "Her eyes were red, and she said," Come to the guest house at seven o'clock in the evening. "On the night of Qixi, the moon was like a hook. I arrived at the hotel half an hour early with flowers in my hand. She welcomed me in, greeted me to sit down, and asked faintly, "Have you heard of Amway? " ……

Daughter, my father loves me very much. Once my father took me to buy sportswear, I took a fancy to a set of more than 800. Dad said: buy any color you like. Finally bought three sets. When I swiped my card and went out, I heard a salesman's weak voice: These mistresses are really ugly. . . . .

A man sells popsicles at the market for the first time. He is embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting "selling popsicles", so he had to shout "me too."