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Write a composition about interesting things around you.
Just when I was extremely happy and having fun, my mother suddenly walked into the study with a fierce face and pointed at me and scolded: "Have you finished your homework?" Have fun here! "I nodded heavily." Then watch TV! Stop playing and go downstairs! "I pursed my lips and whispered," Hum! I finally waited until the weekend and didn't let me play! The TV is not good! " "Then go and read a book! I'm going to paint tomorrow! "My tears are beating in my eyes." Hum! You can't even play, mom. You are really a tigress! "Although the voice was as low as a mosquito flying, my mother heard it:" What did you say? Be careful to break your hand! " Say that finish, then took a feather duster came at me.
I realized the "danger" and ran downstairs in lightning speed, fled to the living room and shouted, "Mom, please forgive me!" "Not to be outdone," mother replied, "who told you to speak carelessly? ! "Said, and make track for to me, make track for me that call full head big sweat, panting! Seeing my mother like this, I smiled through tears: "Mom! Look in the mirror and see what you look like now. Too' interesting'! " Mom was even angrier when she heard this. I ran away with a smile until I couldn't escape at last, and my mother caught me red-handed. My mother cunningly squeezed my clothes and came to the sofa.
I was nervous, panting, sipping my mouth, praying, and my eyes glanced to one side. Mom was sitting on the sofa, and I stood in front of her and had to put my hand out. My mother made my hand red with her hand, and the crying seemed to resound all over the world!
After that, my mother stopped hitting me, only occasionally said something to me. So far, I no longer make my mother angry because I have grown up.
P hello, I wrote so carefully, you. Show me something, cauldron! Please, I am poor.
The interesting things around me are hazy at night, and there are not many stars in the sky, but they are also very bright.
I went upstairs, turned on the computer mainframe, pressed the button, knocked down the keyboard, clicked the mouse, sat in the soft computer chair and played the computer comfortably. Just when I was extremely happy and having fun, my mother suddenly walked into the study with a fierce face and pointed at me and scolded: "Have you finished your homework?" Have fun here! "I nodded heavily.
"Then watch TV! Stop playing and go downstairs! " I pursed my lips and whispered, "Hum! I finally waited until the weekend and didn't let me play! The TV is not good! " "Then go and read a book! I'm going to paint tomorrow! " My tears are beating in my eyes. "Hum! You can't even play, mom. You tigress! " Although the voice was as low as a mosquito flying, my mother heard it: "What did you say? Be careful to break your hand! " Say that finish, then took a feather duster came at me.
I realized the "danger" and ran downstairs in lightning speed, fled to the living room and shouted, "Mom, please forgive me!" "Not to be outdone," mother replied, "who told you to speak carelessly? ! "Said, and make track for to me, make track for me that call full head big sweat, panting! Seeing my mother like this, I smiled through tears: "Mom! You 3231313353236313431303231363533e3e7898e69d8331333326/kloc-0. Mom was even angrier when she heard this. I ran away with a smile until I couldn't escape at last, and my mother caught me red-handed.
My mother cunningly squeezed my clothes and came to the sofa. I was nervous, panting, sipping my mouth, praying, and my eyes glanced to one side.
Mom was sitting on the sofa, and I stood in front of her and had to put my hand out. My mother made my hand red with her hand, and the crying seemed to resound all over the world! After that, my mother stopped hitting me, only occasionally said something to me. So far, I no longer make my mother angry because I have grown up.
P hello, I wrote so carefully, you. Show me something, cauldron! Please, I am poor.
What happens around us every day is not always pleasant, and some are like dark clouds all over the sky. Although the sun will disappear without a trace, it will appear again one day, which makes people feel uncomfortable. Not long ago, there was a dark cloud around me.
It was a Saturday afternoon, and my friend asked me to do my homework, so I worked with him in the dormitory all morning.
"Come on, come on, lend me the correction tape." "What are you doing? It's three times, you waste! " I turned my head and glanced at his notebook. There is a white quilt on the answer sheet. He smiled shyly and frowned and said, "Why can't you think of it?" By the way, have you worked out this problem? "well. I answered.
Just as I was about to give him my notebook, I thought about it again: no, it's hard for me to come up with this. Tell him I lost a lot. So I immediately covered my exercise book and said, I haven't done it yet. He gave me a look and said nothing but "Let's think about it together" and buried his head.
"I want to come out, I want to come out!" The next morning, he ran to my house in high spirits and panting. As soon as I opened the door, he said excitedly, "I figured it out, really figured it out." When I pulled him into my bedroom, I quickly asked, "What do you think?" He quickly woke me up and said, "Yesterday's question!" I said casually, "I thought of it long ago." Suddenly I felt something was wrong and accidentally let it slip.
I looked down and felt ashamed of my original behavior. When I looked up, he didn't mean to blame me. Instead, he smiled and said, "It's great that you figured it out. Do you understand? " I don't understand, so I'll tell you one thing. "I nodded at once, and he pointed to the figure and began to speak. I heard him talk about a topic that I already understood. After what he said, I understood it better.
Now, this dark cloud full of regrets has gradually dispersed, and the sun behind the dark cloud, like a glittering piece of gold, attracts me and makes me keep working hard towards him.
4. Write down interesting things around me. I get together with my friends on weekends. A friend calmly asked us, "Will we never make money?" We answered "Yes", and then he asked "Is money inexhaustible?" We agreed without thinking. As a result, the friend suddenly said excitedly, "Since the money is inexhaustible, why should we work as hard as a tired dog!" " A few friends and I were stunned by his excited words, then looked at each other left and right, and then burst into laughter! Because this friend said, because we are all for the house, we are all "moonlight clan", "house slave", "neet clan" and even "ant clan" at the moment! But we are still strong and optimistic! So we thought this friend was venting his dissatisfaction. Of course, this matter has also become a "cold" joke between our friends! )。
One day, my mother and I went shopping, and I bought an assembled toy.
I looked at the toy box over and over again, looking at this and that for a while, as if I could never get enough of it. I can't wait to fly home and have a fight.
When I was walking, my fingers itched unconsciously, so I opened the box, took out all the parts and squatted on the ground to put them together.
"Go home and fight again." Mother said, "I have no time to wait for you!" " "
"Let me play for a while. It's really fun." I pleaded. But my mother ignored me and walked on.
I have no choice but to put the parts back in the box and follow.
I have no choice but to fight while walking. Sometimes, I will run for a while and then stop to fight. Mom came, and I ran again. Finally, I put it together, and quickly caught up with my mother, pulling her clothes and saying, "Mom, look, I put it together." How cool! " "I shouted, but my mother didn't say anything. I said, "Look, how cool this toy is! "Still no response. What's the matter? My second monk is at a loss. Suddenly, I heard my mother's voice: "Baby, I'm here!" " "Hey, is this voice coming from behind? I looked at "mom"-ah! I didn't pull mom! My face suddenly turned into a monkey. Aunt and mother were overjoyed. "Ha, ha, ha, you are an adult's son,,,," I wish there was a hole to drill down.
Since this incident, I never dare to walk and play again.
6. Interesting things around you The interesting things that happen every day are like colorful dreams and exquisite pearls, which make people want to stay and yearn.
Sunday is a godsend for me, a lazy cat who loves to sleep. Huan Deng, it's nine o'clock. Why don't you get up? Mom's horn is working again. I rubbed my sleepy eyes and said, "Today is Sunday. Why did you wake me up? " Dad leaned in: "Do you want to kill a plate?" As soon as I heard this, a carp jumped up: "Come on, I'm not afraid of you!" "
We set the chessboard. Dad's "cannon" was the first to enter my site, and then stood behind the "soldier". I fight with a heavy burden, and the soldiers will stop it. After a while, my father became anxious and saw him patting his thigh. "Oh, why am I so bold today?" I am so angry! Thinking about it, my father opened another cannon at the position of the elephant, fired a shell, and beat my elephant in a panic and fled the battlefield. How could I be so careless? Seeing my car dying, I thought to myself, "Poor car, you are really unlucky! I'm going to see the king of hell, and then I'll make meritorious military service. Oh, I feel sorry for you. I will avenge you! "
Come on! Dad proudly advised me, hey, don't be too happy, let's ride a donkey and read the script-we'll see! I ordered General to move one step forward. "Ha ha, you will lose!" I let out a cry and my father looked at the array on the chessboard, lying limply on the table like a deflated ball. I immediately cheered up my father: "hey, fat balloon, don't be discouraged." Winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists. Don't think that losing to a young girl is disgraceful! " "After hearing this, my father straightened up at once, stared at the goldfish eyes and said firmly," See how I tidy up you! " "Then they attacked me one by one, and I was not to be outdone. Because my father's generals suffered numerous deaths and injuries, the rest were old, weak and disabled soldiers. Finally, I was pushed to the wall because I was outnumbered-"I won!" I won! I'm so excited, I can't wait to tell the world the news!
Masters, do you want to eat cars or chickens? Mother said angrily with her hands akimbo. I am immersed in victory.
7. 300~450 words of interesting things around you (begging) Wow! Wow ... "Hey? What's that noise? Where did this sound come from? It's from Class Five and Seven of Luohe Primary School-that is, our class.
You may ask again, "Why is it so lively?" Listen to me slowly. In two composition classes this afternoon, our Chinese teacher, Miss Zhou, said that she would take us to do experiments.
We were so happy to hear the news that some students even shouted, "Long live the teacher! Long live the teacher! " What about me? I am overjoyed and can't wait to know what the experiment is. When I asked the teacher, the teacher didn't want us to reveal a word, and our curiosity was even stronger. Look! Here we go. The teacher took out a bag of salt, a spoon, a raw egg and a transparent cup.
Then the teacher said, "If you put raw eggs in a cup with water, add a proper amount of salt, and then stir hard, and when the salt dissolves, the eggs can surface." Really? I see that we are eager to try, and we all want to try.
The teacher first uses a transparent cup to receive water, half hot water and half cold water, and then gently puts the eggs in to prevent the broken eggs from shooting into the bottom of the cup like bullets. Then scoop out a spoonful of salt with a spoon and put it in. Our classmates' eyes are round and unblinkingly open, for fear of missing something.
Suddenly, the salt dispersed and the water mixed. The teacher added another spoonful of salt and stirred it, but the egg still didn't float. What should I do? There is no choice but to add more salt. Just in case, the teacher put two spoonfuls of salt in and stirred it at once.
After a while, the eggs floated up! It was the turn of the group experiment, and we all made suggestions. I picked up Wu's cup, rushed to wc, got some cold water, went to the tea stove room, got some hot water and flew back to the classroom.
Students can't wait to experiment. Ah! The eggs are floating! The teacher said that when the density of water is greater than that of eggs, eggs will float.
What an interesting experiment. qq .
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