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What do you mean, from where?
[translation]
The kindest people are like water. Water is good at nourishing everything without competing with it, staying in places that people don't like, so it is closest to the Tao. The kindest people are good at choosing places, keeping quiet and unfathomable, sincere, friendly and selfless, keeping promises, streamlining politics, governing the country, giving full play to their strengths and seizing opportunities in action. The best.
"Love carries things" comes from Zhouyi.
"A gentleman values virtue." It means educating people and benefiting things with profound virtue. Now it is mostly used to train students with high moral character and profound knowledge. Tsinghua University's school motto is "strive for self-improvement, be virtuous and carry things." .
Question 2: What do you mean by "Since the harp and harp are playing, why Shengxiao Mo?"? Where did it come from? It comes from a book review written by fans for Gu Man's How to Get to Shengxiao Mo, which means that the piano and the harp blend together, the flute will always accompany each other, and the two will never be separated.
Literally: Since Qin and Qin have already played, why don't Na Sheng and Xiao play together?
Personal understanding is: since the two have already started, why do they have regrets? It should be a firm and persistent expression of love, no matter how many obstacles there are, never give up. Of course, it can also be understood as a kind of confidence in love and a good wish for the future. I believe that two people can overcome many difficulties, stick to their love and create the most brilliant harmony.
Question 3: I am drunk, too. Where did it come from? What do you mean? I was drunk, too. It is a slight expression of helplessness, depression and silence. It usually means that people or things are unreasonable, unable to communicate and unable to spit. Can be used interchangeably with "speechless", "unable to understand" and "unable to speak".
I was drunk, too. Originally from Wuhan, the online source is Donglaidongwang EP's title song "I am drunk, too".
Question 4: What do the following sentences mean and where do they come from? "The two surnames are married, and they are contracted together, and they are married forever, matching the same name. Look at the peach blossoms burning today, and IKEA in Yi Shi will be full of fruits and vegetables in the coming year. With the promise of Whitehead, I am willing to write a letter to Hong, so that the alliance of Hongye can be well documented. This certificate. " -a beautiful passage in the marriage certificate of the Republic of China
Question 5: Where did this come from? What do you mean "April is your lie" ED2, the song title is "ォレンジ (Orange)", and the singer is 7! !
We walked side by side when we were young.
What happened? Laughing at each other for trivial things.
See/stare at the same dream.
Listen, listen, listen, you can still hear it today.
Your voice lingers on the street against the orange background.
がぃなぃとにだね/It's really boring without you.
しぃとぇばわれてしまぅけど/If you talk about loneliness, you will laugh at me.
されたものもかめるよよ/But I will confirm your memory countless times.
ぇることなくぃてぃる/That is the light that never goes out.
Talking about rain is like a clear sky after rain.
Heart like a mirror, heart like a mirror.
You smile and remember. I remember your smile.
Laugh at the thought/laugh at the thought.
きっとはぁのまままととののまま.
Naive and mediocre-Guo Wei/or those two naive children.
Tour the season/run slowly through the reincarnation season.
それぞれのをのをて/Look forward to their different tomorrow.
I am always uneasy when I am alone.
On the night of sleeping, we just talked endlessly.
What kind of scenery will you see in the future?
Private はここでをてぃくのだろぅ/And what will I witness here?
けォレンジにジににジににににににににににに.
そっと ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ 12
He Yi ものまれたつのつののののののののののののののののの
Whether it is replaced or not, the blind skin of cesium blind raft is better than that of cesium blind raft.
You don't have to worry about it.
ぃつかがになって/We will grow up eventually.
A natural enemy, a person, an encounter, and that wonderful person.
かけがぇのなぃをれて/If you can bring irreplaceable family members,
このでぇるとぃぃな/It's nice to meet you again here.
Talking about rain is like a clear sky after rain.
Heart like a mirror, heart like a mirror.
You smile and remember. I remember your smile.
Laugh at the thought/laugh at the thought.
He Yi ものまれたつのつののののののののののののののののの
Tour the season/run slowly through the reincarnation season.
それぞれのをのをて/Look forward to their different tomorrow.
それぞれのををんで/Choose different dreams.
The above translation comes from the internet, not from myself.
Question 6: Where did this picture come from? Is it hand-painted?
Question 7: What does this mean? Where did it come from? The husband's heart is good, although the good is not done, the application has been followed; In other words, the heart begins with evil, although evil has not been done, the evil god has followed.
[Interpretation]
This heart has good thoughts. Although the goodness is not complete, I have moved Ji Shen, followed the guards, and hoped that his kindness would be complete and blessed in many ways; Or evil thoughts have been born in his heart. Although he has not done evil, he has sensed evil spirits, and he will follow the inspection and wait for him to do harm when he is doing evil.
[Original]
Some of them did bad things, and then they repented. If all evil things are done, all good things will be pursued and they will be lucky for a long time. The so-called disaster for pleasure.
[Interpretation]
If someone does something bad and later repents, he must get rid of all evil and pursue all good. If he does this for a long time, he will certainly get auspicious celebrations. This is the so-called turning disaster into joy!
[description]
Change is change, and regret is regret. There are very few pure, kind and innocent people, but many people have done evil! The so-called repentance is an important way to correct past mistakes, so that the future will not repeat them, to create good and eliminate evil! "Don't do all evil" means that he can scrape away all evil deeds, and "all good deeds" means that he can accumulate good deeds satisfactorily. Only by doing this, over time, the evil karma created in the past can be gradually eliminated, so its harm can be completely eliminated, the follow-up practice will be completed day by day, and new blessings will naturally come!
The scripture says, "All karma is born of delusion. If you want to repent, sit up and look at reality. Many sins are like frost and dew, which can be removed tomorrow. " Therefore, we should sincerely repent, just like dirty clothes that have not been washed for a hundred years, they can be washed in one day; It is also like an ancient mirror that has been dusty for thousands of years. You can wipe it out in one fell swoop! Therefore, repentance can remove the faults of thousands of people and eliminate the four evils and five evils. As long as you can sincerely repent, there is no bad karma that cannot be eliminated, and there is no good karma that cannot be born!
[Original]
Therefore, people surnamed Ji speak well, regard good deeds as good deeds and do good deeds. There are three good things in one day, and three years will be blessed; The murderer spoke evil words, regarded evil as evil, and did many evils. Three evils in one day, three evils in three years. Hu did it without encouragement!
[Interpretation]
Therefore, encourage the practice of all kinds of good benevolence, because his words are good, his eyes are good and his actions are good. In one day, he did three good things. After three years, his good deeds will be completed, and God will surely bless him and prolong his life. The murderer, who often does evil, did bad things three times in one day because of his bad language, contempt for evil and bad behavior. When these three years have passed, the evil he has done is full of evil, and God will bring disaster on him and shorten his life! So why don't people encourage people to do good and turn disaster into happiness?
[description]
Speak kindly, for example, don't be rude, appreciate other people's good behavior, persuade others to do good things and so on. Seeing good is like not seeing evil, like seeing good people, like reading good books, and often see your own evil deeds instead of others'. Do good deeds, such as don't move unless you are molested, don't do illegal things, do good deeds bravely, always do it conveniently, do all kinds of shady work, advocate guiding one party, and even spread to all directions to influence the world and do good deeds with * * *. Evil is just the opposite. Three years is a thousand days, that is, the perfect period, because at this time it is already good to accumulate evil!
People's hearts are extremely flexible and changeable. If a person does not change his mind for three years, he is skillful in creating good or evil! The word "heaven" is pointed out here because God is the master of rewarding good and punishing evil, and it is also the essence of the whole article! And the so-called sky here is our heart. Mencius said: "To maintain a person's primitive spirit and cultivate a person's natural nature is the way to serve and obey God."
You know, if you don't do good, there will be no happiness, and if you don't create evil, there will be no harm. This is the eternal truth of heaven. However, some of the retribution for good and evil is on me, and some are on future generations. Some people are villains in this world, but the wealth they built in their last life has matured due to karma, and this life should be blessed by misfortune; Some people are good people in this world, because their evil deeds in previous lives have matured, and this life should have been blessed but turned into disaster. It's only a matter of time before the karma created in this life is reported one by one, not that the karma has been lost!
Only by respecting and believing the truth of the induction article and pursuing it seriously can the world naturally bless and prosper for future generations. Abide by >>
Question 8: Bring me my shadow, where do the three of us come from? What do you mean? "Follow Me" comes from Li Bai's "Drinking the Bright Moon Alone".
Li Bai ―― Drinking the bright moon alone
Flowers in the next pot of wine, no friends, drink alone.
Raise my cup, I invite the bright moon, which brings me its shadow and makes us three people.
The moon doesn't know how to drink, but the shadow in front of it is behind.
I have to mingle with them and enjoy the happiness of spring.
The song I sing is bright and wandering, and I dance the shadow before wandering.
When you are awake, you are happy together, and when you are drunk, you go your separate ways.
I am willing to stay with them forever and forget the harm of friendship, just like the Milky Way.
translate
Put a pot of good wine in the flowers, strangers, and drink alone. Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon drink * * *, plus his own figure just three people. The moon doesn't know how to drink, and the shadow is in vain. For the time being, with the shadow of the bright moon, spring night should take this opportunity to eat, drink and be merry. I sing, the moon lingers, I dance, and the shadows float back and forth. Play together when you are awake, and go their separate ways when you are drunk. I hope I can roam freely forever and meet you in the boundless Tianhe River.
Drinking the bright moon alone is a poem by Li Bai, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, which shows the poet's loneliness and sadness caused by political frustration. The lonely environment in the poem is very vivid, not only vividly expressed by pen and ink, but more importantly, it expresses the poet's broad-minded personality and emotions. The background of this poem is a greenhouse, the props are a pot of wine, the role of debut is only himself, the action is a person drinking, plus the words "no blind date", the scene is very monotonous. So on a whim, the poet turned his own shadow, even himself, in the bright moon and moonlight on the horizon into three people, raised a glass and drank, and the deserted scene suddenly became lively. However, the moon cannot be drunk, and the shadow is still lonely. Therefore, the fifth to eighth sentences, from the moon shadow, point out the meaning of "eat, drink and be merry in time, and spring blossoms". The last six sentences are the third paragraph. The poet made unremitting efforts to travel with moonlight and figure, and reunited in the fairyland far away from heaven. The poet expressed a complex emotion from independence to independence, from independence to independence, and then from independence to independence with rich imagination. In the form of monologue, the whole poem is self-reliant, ups and downs, natural and pure, so it has been passed down by future generations.
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