Can make girls happy (few words) but classic jokes.

A Chinese teacher read a poem entitled "Sleeping in Spring" by Lu You and asked the students to dictate. The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows, and a student dictated as follows.

Wo Chun (I am stupid)

Wumei smells flowers (I have no education), lying on branches hurts the bottom (I have a low IQ), lying in water (ask me who I am), Yida Chunlv (big donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey) and Anqing (I am a stupid donkey)!

A priest asked a couple what they would do if there were only five minutes left before the end of time. The husband said, "I want to have sex." His wife gave him a white look and said, "What are you doing with four minutes left?"