High scores beg for classic jokes, and those who coax their girlfriends must be classics.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

A true good friend is not to have endless topics together, but not to feel embarrassed even if you don't talk.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

0 years old, 10 years old, rising every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall.

Take off your clothes. I am an animal. Put on your clothes. I am the devil wears Prada!

We are a little different: she wants me to turn dirt into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dirt.

I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! ! ! !

A scholar dies as a confidant, and a woman is a lover of herself.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.

Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

In the world, there is love besides teeth.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. ...

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Clap your head and make a decision, clap your chest and promise to leave.

We walk so fast that our souls can't keep up …

Don't be as knowledgeable as people on earth ~ ~ ~

Come out, my wife will change sooner or later!

Why do you sleep for a long time before you die? You will fall asleep after you die. ...

See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

There is a grave in my heart, a place to bury widows.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

In the dead of night, missing becomes so presumptuous.

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend the rest of my life with you?

Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

Some things we know are wrong, but we have to insist because we are unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

It is said that the world is strange from now on ~ what is the world? Turn around and turn your back on you. It's the end of the world now ...

Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedies. . .