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Theme composition: an unforgettable thing

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Every time I open a drawer and see a lighter piggy bank, it always reminds me of a scene that I regret.

My mother is a teacher and is very strict with me. When I was in the third grade, she said I was an eight-year-old child. I have to learn to be independent and let me go to school after school every day. She won't pick me up anymore.

So I go to school with my classmates every day. I always see my classmates have pocket money to buy some snacks while walking. I was greedy and took out my small pocket, which was empty. Whenever this happens, I always think of the piggy bank at home, which contains more than 100 coins I have accumulated since kindergarten. When I got home, I opened the drawer and picked up the piggy bank. I saw the piggy bank doll that has been affectionate. Now my eyes seem to be wide open, and I put it down again. But the appearance of classmates eating snacks with relish reappeared in front of my eyes, and my hands itched again. Finally, I shook out two one-dollar coins and stuffed them into my schoolbag.

From this day on, every day between school and school, my heart has become cheerful.

One day, when my father helped me clean the room, he found that there were only eight coins left in my piggy bank. Let me tell you what happened. I was shocked at once, my God! This is terrible. I have never seen my father's expression so serious today. What is more frightening is that he still has a stick in his hand. I trembled, tears rolled down one by one, and I said the things hesitantly. Just after that, my mother's voice came from outside. She came back from work. It's over to think that my mother is usually strict with me. My mother is going to hit me, and I'm more afraid. My mother came in, and my timid hands and feet went weak. When my mother knew the whole story, she took me aside and severely criticized me. She said a lot to me ... I clearly remember one sentence: diligence is the virtue of the Chinese nation. Children should not form the habit of spending money indiscriminately, and hard-earned money should be spent in useful places. Although my mother didn't hit me this time, I felt worse than being beaten.

Although it has been more than a year, as soon as I saw the piggy bank, I remembered something that made me feel ashamed.

Unforgettable thing Four years (3) Class Guan Xiongzhan

Every time I open a drawer and see a lighter piggy bank, it always reminds me of a scene that I regret.

My mother is a teacher and is very strict with me. When I was in the third grade, she said I was an eight-year-old child. I have to learn to be independent and let me go to school after school every day. She won't pick me up anymore.

So I go to school with my classmates every day. I always see my classmates have pocket money to buy some snacks while walking. I was greedy and took out my small pocket, which was empty. Whenever this happens, I always think of the piggy bank at home, which contains more than 100 coins I have accumulated since kindergarten. When I got home, I opened the drawer and picked up the piggy bank. I saw the piggy bank doll that has been affectionate. Now my eyes seem to be wide open, and I put it down again. But the appearance of classmates eating snacks with relish reappeared in front of my eyes, and my hands itched again. Finally, I shook out two one-dollar coins and stuffed them into my schoolbag.

From this day on, every day between school and school, my heart has become cheerful.

One day, when my father helped me clean the room, he found that there were only eight coins left in my piggy bank. Let me tell you what happened. I was shocked at once, my God! This is terrible. I have never seen my father's expression so serious today. What is more frightening is that he still has a stick in his hand. I trembled, tears rolled down one by one, and I said the things hesitantly. Just after that, my mother's voice came from outside. She came back from work. It's over to think that my mother is usually strict with me. My mother is going to hit me, and I'm more afraid. My mother came in, and my timid hands and feet went weak. When my mother knew the whole story, she took me aside and severely criticized me. She said a lot to me ... I clearly remember one sentence: diligence is the virtue of the Chinese nation. Children should not form the habit of spending money indiscriminately, and hard-earned money should be spent in useful places. Although my mother didn't hit me this time, I felt worse than being beaten.

Although it has been more than a year, as soon as I saw the piggy bank, I remembered something that made me feel ashamed.

Unforgettable things

Whenever I see the eraser in the drawer, I think of my English teacher.

At that time, I had to prepare a long English composition for the oral English competition. I found a joke, but I couldn't understand many words, so I went to consult my English teacher. We were reviewing at that time, and there was a lot of homework waiting for the teacher to approve. However, the English teacher was very happy to see that I wanted her to help. She taught me words that I couldn't understand over and over again. However, every time I finish reading them the next day, I can't remember them. The teacher said to me, "You take the repeater and I'll record this joke." I am sorry, sorry to say, "Teacher, you have so much homework to approve, and you have to help me record jokes. Aren't you tired? " The teacher smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, you just have to do a good job in the oral contest!" " "My teacher and I practiced repeatedly, looking for a teacher to watch during the day and listening to the repeater at home at night.

The game has finally started. I was not nervous about entering the examination room, but I didn't even enter the semi-finals. I think if I get a hundred points in this exam, I can't repay the teacher? From that day on, I began to review English. I was full of confidence before the exam. After the exam, I am also very satisfied with my grades: 100, ranking first in the whole grade. I went to my English teacher and told her that I wanted to repay her hard work with this grade. The teacher took out an eraser and said, "This is my reward for you!" " "I smiled happily.

I have always kept this eraser in the drawer, because I need it, let it inspire me forever, let me remember this unforgettable thing forever!

Unforgettable things

Here's the thing, five

I have done many wrong things, but only one thing has made my life difficult. It happened five months ago.

A few months ago, I ran away from home to avoid an exam. Four of them are Yang Yang's friend Liu. We said we would go out and hide for two days after we got the money and come back after the exam. A few days later, I stole 500 yuan from home, and we arrived in Lianmuqin at noon that day. After getting off the bus, we went to Zhou Fan and asked him to help us find a place to live. When we found him, he was about to get an intravenous drip (because he had a cold). He told us that he would come back and find us a place to live. He asked us to wait for him in the Internet cafe, and then he left. We waited for him in the Internet cafe for three hours. Before he came, we all left the Internet cafe and found a restaurant to eat. We went to see him after supper. His mother said that he didn't go to the mountain for self-study at night. We met him when we came out of his house, and he took us to live there.

Zhou Fan's parents told our parents that in the afternoon, our parents went to Lianmuqin to find us, and later found out that it took us back to school. After returning to school, we took it to the student affairs office.

When I arrived at the Political and Educational Affairs Office, I learned about their situation and several reasons why they left. When the teacher saw us and sincerely repented, he euphemistically asked us to write a review of 1000 words. The classmate said it, and it passed. They gave us a warning.

I will never forget it. From this incident, I know that if I don't make good friends, I will make irreparable mistakes. I advise you not to be like me.

The second article

An unforgettable thing is that the construction of expressway has brought a lot of convenience to economic development and people's life. But people sometimes feel unhappy when driving on the highway. For example, the highway is closed because the fog affects visibility; Another example is the traffic jam caused by the driver's illegal driving ... and one thing I met was unexpected.

It was a day of winter vacation, and we took a bus from Ya 'an to Chengdu along Chengya Expressway. The bus arrived at Chengdu toll station, and our quarrel here made me feel very unhappy. Here's the thing: 1075 toll collector on duty dialed the toll of 70 yuan on the electronic cash register. Later, she looked at our car again, counted the seats, and said to our driver, "This is a third-class car. You have to pay 140 yuan." The driver quickly took out 150 yuan and handed it to the toll collector. The toll collector returns 10 yuan and an invoice to the driver. The driver looked at the invoice and felt that something was wrong, so he asked his uncle and aunt in the front row to help him look at it. At first glance, it doesn't matter, everyone is shocked: it's incredible that 70 yuan is only on the invoice that should be 140 yuan. So, let's find a toll collector to judge. After listening, the toll collector shouted blankly: "Pull over!" Everyone got angry when they heard it, and they cried together: Why? This is not our responsibility! We have no obligation to wait for you! Give us the invoice quickly, we have to hurry! Who knows that the female toll collector is even more angry, slapping the table on the bench, blowing her beard and glaring at us: "This is the money collected by the state, not mine. What did you say to me? " We cried again: "You obviously received 140 yuan, why did you only give 70 yuan the invoice? ! ""it's not like we don't pay! We gave enough money, why only give half the invoice? ! ""Please make it clear: you are suspected of corruption! " "We have the right to complain about you!" A group of children seem to understand what adults say. We pretended to talk to ourselves and said to her loudly, "Why isn't the reporter from the TV station here today?" Otherwise, she will become a' star'! "The fierce quarrel on our side alarmed the management. An aunt administrator accepted our complaint on behalf of the toll station and brought us the invoice of 140 yuan, apologizing to us. In this way, the fierce quarrel finally ended under the mediation of the aunt.

Our car slowly drove out of the toll booth, but my inner unhappiness did not dissipate for a long time. I'm thinking: If this aunt toll collector had worked more carefully, been more familiar with her business, or had a better attitude after making mistakes, wouldn't this fight be over? This will not bring unhappiness to others, nor will it bring trouble to yourself. Why not?