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On the hot weather in the circle of friends.

Life is full of hardships, and friends are always with you. Peace is bliss. I wish you an early recovery, a good mood every day, and a good dream every night. I will always be with you in your dreams until dawn! The following is the "encyclopedia of friends circle copy about hot weather" compiled by me for everyone, for reference only. Welcome to read this article. A complete book of friends' copywriting about hot weather

1. The weather is sweltering as hell, and there is not a breath of wind. The thick air seems to be frozen.

 2.? There are no strangers around. It's a hot day, and everyone knows each other well.

 3.? Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

 4.? I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

 5.? The burning sun tore the skin off the earth.

 6.? It's so hot, I feel like walking on a baking tray to nourish oily fat.

 7.? Wear new clothes when it is cold, and eat ice cream when it is hot.

 8.? You are not artificial leather, you are real leather!

 9.? Want Want Snow Cake becomes want want quilt when it feels hot.

 1.? The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road is scorched by the scorching sun, and a bunch of white smoke is stepped down.

 11.? Do you know why the weather is hot here? Because the second child policy was liberalized a few years ago, the sun naturally became two.

 12.? I work in the field. People always think I'm a star and always call me "It's hot in the field".

 13.? This heat can't stop!

 14.? It's hot and annoying, and it's always annoying when there's a sudden rainstorm. When you look in the mirror, you get annoyed.

 15.? It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioning. On the hot weather in the circle of friends

16. There was not a cloud in the air, there was a hot sun overhead, there was no wind, and all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

 17.? It's so sultry that I can't breathe.

 18.? The weather is hot and annoying, and it is always annoying when there is a sudden rainstorm. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

 19.? Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by self.

 2.? The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

 21.? If you are invited out to dinner in this weather, it must be a life-and-death friendship, and all the talks must be lifelong events!

 22.? It's so hot that all the beggars who write chalk on their knees and pretend to be sick are gone.

 23.? I haven't walked for a long time. On such a perfect morning, I suddenly found that people and things around me are perfect.

 24.? I like the smell of the wind in summer. That smell goes through the streets. At least there is summer worth looking forward to.

 25.? After an hour of makeup, I opened the door without makeup.

 26.? In summer, toxic heat and sunlight erode unhealed injuries.

 27.? You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will be hot. Don't piss me off, or I'll melt you.

 28.? You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

 29.? This summer, it is going to heat me to death!

 3.? You said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day! About the hot weather in the circle of friends

31. The sun is burning the earth, and cicadas are heard not far away.

 32.? The first summer was still peaceful, and the grass did not rest.

 33.? In today's weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!

 34.? In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!

 35.? In this weather, all the people who can go out with you on an appointment are friends of life and death!

 36.? This summer, it is going to heat me to death!

 37.? I hate to see people eating ice cream when shopping in hot weather.

 38.? It's hot, eat ice cream and big mango.

 39.? It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioning ...

4. Summer comes so fast, and in a few days, people deeply realize what is unbearable heat.

 41.? You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

 42.? Eat a cold dish quickly, or it will turn into mala Tang

43. The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

 44.? Let's stay at home, we can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

 45.? In the weather at the moment, tap water can directly soak instant noodles! About the hot weather in the circle of friends

46. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

 47.? The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can hardly breathe.

 48.? My sister's hair on the bus covered my face.

 49.? You said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

 5.? Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

 51.? I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

 52.? In the hot sun, on both sides of the road, ripe grain was so hot that it bent down and lowered its head. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a faint and noisy sound in wheat and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

 53.? The sweltering heat in the sleeping night makes people think that it will be summer, but the past almanac tells us that it is still in spring.

 54.? I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.

 55.? In this weather, all the people who can go out with you on an appointment are friends of life and death!

 56.? In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.

 57.? When the electric fan turned into a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

 58.? The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the open street.

 59.? Spring has gone with the falling flowers, and summer is coming with green leaves in the warm wind.

 6.? In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if afraid that the sun will hurt their wings.