What are the jokes in the insurance industry?

A man went to buy insurance, and the agent said that as long as he bought insurance, it was absolutely safe! Hearing this, the man immediately bought a copy and went out. Ten minutes later, the man climbed in and said, what's the matter? I thought it was insurance. I was hit by a car as soon as I went out! The agent said: insurance, insurance, insurance! The man fainted at once.