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What jokes make you laugh your head off?
You don't have to listen to anything the boss says. After five years, you get a pension and your hand cramps.
Going abroad for holidays, dividends and business trips;
Don't worry about the financial turmoil, go abroad for fun every month, and double B sports car Ren Woxing;
Gold and silver cards are constantly brushed, and there are money to pay for eating, drinking and having fun, and there are bonuses for family trips;
Come back to chat and talk about things. Don't stop when the manager comes. Just say thank you for your concern. (1)
Too much money, too little work, too close to home, too high a position and too heavy a responsibility.
Sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and your salary is tight.
I want a bonus on holidays, and I get a raise when others do things.
I'm so happy to drink tea and read newspapers, and I get paid for my sideline.
The beautiful subordinate of the secretary worked hard, and I got your credit.
Europe, Asia, America, Africa, Canada and Antarctica, traveling to Ren Woxing.
(2)
More money, less work, close to home.
Sleep until you wake up naturally
High status, heavy weight, light responsibility
Don't listen to the boss.
Get a pension after five years.
Get the money and cramp
Holiday abroad
Stock dividends are distributed desperately.
You don't need to travel.
Don't worry about the financial storm.
Go abroad to play every month.
Double B sports car Ren Woxing
Gold and silver cards keep swiping.
Eat, drink and be merry.
There is a bonus for family trips.
(3)
More money, less work, closer to home,
High position, high weight, light responsibility,
Sleep until you wake up naturally,
Count the money and count the cramps in your hands.
Get bonuses on holidays,
I get a raise when others do things,
I am so happy to drink tea and read newspapers.
Part-time jobs are paid.
The beautiful subordinate of the secretary spelled it out,
I gave you honor,
Europe, America, Asia, Africa and Antarctica,
Go to Ren Woxing on business.
One, three, golf, five years old,
Two, four, sing six dance halls,
Financial resources are flowing in all directions,
Go to Wugeng every night.
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Stay close to home with more money and less work, sleep until you wake up naturally, have a high position and light responsibility;
You don't have to listen to anything the boss says. After five years, you get a pension and your hand cramps.
Going abroad for holidays, dividends and business trips;
Don't worry about the financial turmoil, go abroad for fun every month, and double B sports car Ren Woxing;
Gold and silver cards are constantly brushed, and there are money to pay for eating, drinking and having fun, and there are bonuses for family trips;
Come back to talk about things, don't stop when the manager comes, just say thank you for your concern;
You are the best when you get off work, eat snacks at home when you go to work, and say you are not there when you are late;
I said that only ghosts believe, how can there be such a good thing, I haven't woken up from my dream;
Wake up with only one bottle of wine, and drown your sorrows with wine, no pains, no gains;
Cheer up, go out and find something, find money and stay close to home?
More money, less work, closer to home,
High position, high weight, light responsibility,
Sleep until you wake up naturally,
Count the money and count the cramps in your hands.
Get bonuses on holidays,
I get a raise when others do things,
I am so happy to drink tea and read newspapers.
Part-time jobs are paid.
The beautiful subordinate of the secretary spelled it out,
I gave you honor,
Europe, America, Asia, Africa and Antarctica,
Go to Ren Woxing on business.
Sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money and count your hand cramps,
I can't stop driving until I'm full.
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