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A joke about pigs and donkeys
One day, haha died,
Hee hee walked to the grave of haha,
Sad to say: haha, you are dead.
2. Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang. He is dead. On the day of the funeral, his family shouted, "Cool ... so cool. Passers-by are puzzled. Asked, "What do you like?" The family cried:' Great ... awesome! !
The bedroom is on the sixth floor. When I climbed up, I found that I didn't have my key. I went downstairs and asked my aunt to get it. Then I climbed up to open the door, went down to return the key, climbed up again and found the door closed. A classmate next door passed by and asked, "Look, your door is open, I'll close it for you.
4. The little snake asked Brother Snake in a panic .. "Brother, do we have any poison?"
"The serpent said," why do you ask?
The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now." "
One day, Xiao Qiang chose a mirror, looked at it and said, "People here are so familiar."
Xiao Ming: "Really? Let me see "(holding a mirror)" me! I don't even know you. "
6. Three rabbits shit.
The first one is only long. The second one is just spherical. The third one is actually triangular.
Asked, it replied: I pinched it with my hand.
My favorite, all for you.
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