Ask for classic English dialogue lines, be funny, we have to rehearse the drama and report the program soon, thank you!

the Chinese part is translation, and the text is below!

A (dressed in rags) b (well dressed) c Xiaohua e chair f journalist

B sat on e eating, and a beggar stepped forward

A: please give me some bread, sir, thank you. I'm starving.

B: (disgust) get out of the way, get out of the way. (Then he got up and left, when his wallet fell on E)

A: Sir, Sir (A saw it, immediately picked it up and caught up with B who had gone far)

B: Get out of the way, get out of the way, I have no food and no money (I left without looking at A)

C: He is so stupid < (Still didn't look back at A)

C: Chair, do you think the person who just sat on you is particularly stupid?

E: alas, people are always so stupid ~ ~ ~

at the same time, A and B are still entangled, and then E finally broke out.

E: sir! You lost your wallet! How can you be so stupid?

A and B turn around at the same time, and they see the talking chair E, and they are stunned. This scene happened to be seen by F. So F reported the incident.

F: Hello, I'm a journalist F. Today, I saw a strange phenomenon. A chair spoke, and two people were scared. Next, I will interview two people who were scared.

B: oh, god, oh, mom.

F: This man is stupid. We don't care about him. Let me interview another man. Why didn't you tell him that his wallet was lost?

A: I'm sorry, I don't know how to say the word "wallet" ...

f: Through this incident, we can realize the importance of mastering a foreign language and the influence of money on human beings. Really, chair?

E: yes, yes (e nodded stupidly)

C: alas, people are really stupid, and chairs are also stupid by them.

a: sir, sir, please give me a piece of bread. thank you, sir. I'm hungry to die.

b: get away. !

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting! !

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

E:sir! you lost your wallet! can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now, I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my, mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

a: I'm sorry, I don't know how to speak "wallet" in English ...

f: dear audience, through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes.

C:ai,men is so silly.