Table tennis joke

An athlete is determined to become a tennis star. As a result, six months later, the tennis coach shook his head and said, "Otherwise, your physical fitness is too poor to play tennis." So the players turned to basketball.

Half a year later, the basketball coach told him, "No, you are too weak to play basketball." The player had to turn to table tennis. Less than March, the table tennis coach told him: "You have a hard time, and your professionalism is too poor to play table tennis." The athlete couldn't help crying after listening. The table tennis coach couldn't bear to see it and said to him earnestly: "Forget it, show you the way, you'd better play football!" "

A young man accidentally swallowed a ping-pong ball and hurried to the hospital. He asked for only local anesthesia so that he could see the operation clearly. He saw the doctor cut a knife here and there during the operation, which was a mess.

"Why do you cut so many knives in different places?" He asked the doctor painfully.

"Because this ping-pong ball is always jumping around in your stomach!" The doctor answered impatiently.