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What are some interesting things about you that even people who know you well don't know?
I knew from my mother's laughter that I had asked a stupid question, so I made an appointment with her. At that time, my mother sometimes mentioned these things in front of me to laugh at me.
Like Darwin, I really put eggs under my ass to hatch chickens. When I was a child, I watched those chickens in cartoons, which were particularly cute, small and furry, and I liked them very much. I knew at that time that chickens were hatched from eggs, so I secretly stole the eggs and put them on the bed, and then sat on them to hatch. Later, this stupid thing was known when my mother made my bed. Before she went to collect eggs, she was still wondering how her eggs disappeared. Later, she found eggs from my bed.
My dad found out about it afterwards and laughed at me for a long time. But I didn't let anyone know.
I am a spoiled person at home, and my parents never want me to study. They always thought that I would give it to others after learning it, so they didn't give it to me, but I am also a violinist and often cook some dark dishes at home. I love coke chicken wings, but I didn't know that chicken wings should be cooked in water first, and then cooked in coke when they are half cooked. And the chicken wings have to be scratched with a knife to taste good. I don't know about this, but I just cook them in coke.
As a result, the fire was not well controlled and became a pot of coke. Father smelled it in the study and thought the house was on fire. Those fire extinguishers rushed into the kitchen. With a random spray, dark oil smoke floated everywhere on the white tiles in the kitchen. And my coke chicken wings, finally burned only coke chicken bones. I am an expert in dark cooking. I cook carrots, potatoes and corn together. I was going to make a pot of fruit and vegetable soup, but it turned out to be a hodgepodge, which tasted particularly bad.
After discovering that I really have no talent for cooking, I decided not to try again. And my parents can finally breathe a sigh of relief, and don't have to suffer from my destruction. Mom is in charge of the kitchen again. But the people around me have no taste for my cooking, and they don't know that I am a master cook. And my lack of talent in cooking once made me laugh at my gender by my parents.
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