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What does it mean for a man to be called Grandpa Rabbit?

In the legendary swordsman, "male prostitute" is the name of Lin Pingzhi given by Yu Canghai's son.

Yu Canghai disciple Jia Renda molested Yue Lingshan, and Lin Pingzhi was indignant. Yu Canghai's son Yu Renyan said, "Guess who this rabbit is cursing?"

Why did Yu Renyan call Lin Pingzhi a "male prostitute"? Because Lin Pingzhi is handsome!

"It's better than a woman disguised as a man. Hua Dan is more beautiful than the bride." This is what Lin Pingzhi looks like.

His original intention was to call Lin Pingzhi a sissy. Unfortunately, he was wrong. ...

Furthermore, Jin Yong was wrong. ...

Because "prostitute", "Tuer Shen" and "rabbit" are totally different!

I lived in an alley when I was a child. A neighbor in the alley is a sissy. Other neighbors privately said that the man was a "Er Duan (Yi four tones) son" (commonly known as the second chair or the second son) and a "rabbit".

These two words are used to describe a neutral person who is neither male nor female, so at first I thought "two sons" meant half male and half female. As you can see, he is called "rabbit", not "prostitute" or "Tuer Shen".

I will explain these words one by one.

1,Ermowing

Needless to say, just look at the word "cut" and you will see some clues. A pair of scissors on the left and a vertical knife on the right hurt at first sight. ...

Shuo Wen Jie Zi explains the word simply: cut (grass or grain).

Kangxi dictionary explains: "Jade piece" kills. "Rhyme Club" is also very unique.

I guess "two" refers to the penis (genitals). Speaking of which, Ermowing should be easy to understand.

2. Male prostitute

Male prostitute, a folk festival product popular in Beijing, Tianjin, Hebei, Shandong and other regions, is based on the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit. Many cross talk jokes mentioned male prostitutes. For example, in "Opening a porridge factory", the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15 is given to people, and male prostitutes are painted on the "Moon Palace Code"; A series of quips in "Tie the Doll", "The rabbit is stained with gold and its face is broken; The rabbit patted his chest, which was full; Grandpa rabbit somersaults, he is in a corner; Grandpa rabbit crossed the river, a pool of mud; The rabbit went to the stall and sold it; Rabbit ... "; And Degang Guo imitated Yu Qian's father's actions to stroke his ears, implying that he was a rabbit and so on. ...

Jade rabbit's job in the Moon Palace is to stir medicine. Legends about it are generally down to save people, which is a symbol of health and safety, and can't stand swearing.

3. Tuer Shen

Tuer Shen is the root of the "rabbit".

According to Yuan Mei's Zi Wu Yu, in the early Qing Dynasty, a young governor was sent to Fujian.

A local man named Hu Tianbao, look at this handsome suggestion. I think it's like Lin Pingzhi ... I like him. Every time I suggest going to court, I have to peek from a distance.

Hu Tianbao followed this suggestion wherever it went. Later, when he was hinted at it, he confessed, "I can't forget the beauty of adults." I know that the laurel in the sky is picked by birds, but my thoughts are floating, and I don't feel rude. " The suggestion was furious and killed him.

After a month, Hu Tianbao had a dream for the villagers, saying that he had offended the nobility, damn it, but after all, he was a caring man, different from ordinary murderers. The nether world sympathized with him and named him "Tuer Shen", in charge of their mutual affection. Villagers can build a temple for him to burn incense.

I never understood why people who are neither male nor female should be called "rabbits". Later, I learned "Mulan Ci" and saw "two rabbits walking on the ground, I can tell whether I am a male or a female". I thought I found the answer until I saw this story. ...

The truth is out, wash and sleep.