Funny classic quotations, the power of a mistress, ordinary people seem to be unable to resist it

1 Ordinary people seem to be unable to resist the power of mistress.

2 God is fair because He is unfair to everyone.

3 Love is just a beautiful thing when you are lonely.

4 When I loved you, I tolerated you hitting me and scolding me! Now that I don’t love you anymore, try touching me again!

5 I once had the opportunity to become a rich second generation, but unfortunately my father did not cherish it.

6 A grain of salt and a lost temper are like the ocean.

7 You play with your customization, and I play with my formatting.

8 The richest man in the world is Ultraman, because his abbreviation ATM is printed on all cash machines

10 It is the poor who owe money to individuals and to the motherland. The rich are those who make money; the poor are those who drink based on the degree; the rich are those who drink based on the brand; the poor are those who write books, and the rich are those who pirate; the poor are those who eat poultry, and the rich are those who eat wild animals; those who cultivate the land are Poor people, it is the rich who buy and sell land.

11 Brother is just a game, but you are obsessed with it.

12 If a woman does well, she is a sister-in-law; if she does not do well, she is a bitch.

13 Don’t use your video playing speed to challenge my sister’s blacklisting skills.

14 Life is not an audition, there is no version of pampering for a lifetime.

15 Lower your head and rely on courage, raise your head and rely on strength.

16. Happiness is all the same, but sadness is thousands of different.

17 Miss, I’m sorry, I’m not handsome. But not every woman has the opportunity.

18 My fate is determined by me and not by Heaven. Heaven wants to destroy me and I will destroy Heaven.

19 Although the bird is small, it plays with the whole sky.

20 Don’t tease me, or I’ll molest you.

21 A fox is not a monster, and sexy is not a coquettishness.

22 A variety of postures, a variety of moves, a variety of surging, and a variety of floats.

23 It is better to be a champion than to be an honoree.

24 The boy is usually arrogant, and the girl is usually leaning on one side.

25 "I'm hungry" is a very testing sentence. Tell mom: I’m hungry! Mom would immediately stand up and say: I’m going to cook! Tell dad: I'm hungry! Dad would smile and say: Let’s go out to eat! Tell your boyfriend: I’m hungry! He will ask gently: What do you want to eat? Tell your girlfriend: I’m hungry! She would always answer: Me too.

26 Missing you after a breakup is not called yearning, it’s called being mean.

27 Don’t swear to me, I’m afraid you will be struck by lightning. Don’t love ordinary people, but love extraordinary people

1. Hold your hand and walk into the coffin.

2. We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.

3. The real show-off dares to face the thin skin.

4. I don’t do things that I regret, I only do things that make you regret.

5. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.

6. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? It’s because I took eye drops

7. I only have one heart, just look at it.

8. Women are made of water, so don’t be too cold to her. Once the temperature is above zero and it freezes, it will only end up frostbiting you.

9. Worship God when you are rich and prodigal when you have no money.

10. For single sisters, I always strive for them; for married women, I never give up.

11. The most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it back together!

12. After staying among the nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal.

13. Many people think that they are thinking when they reorganize their prejudices.

14. I am a little bird and I can’t fly high, because the cage is so high!

15. When I was a child, I liked to play hide-and-seek. After all my friends had hidden, I would go home.

16. If you eat something, you will never spit it out again, so think clearly before eating. So is love.

17. We have all grown up, but Xiao Ming has always been so big in math problems.

18. Some people seriously make you feel bad, and some people are so helpless. You have a toothache!

19. If you want to pick the moon, then please check your altitude first

20. Spending money is as easy as shit, making money is like eating shit Difficult

21. Talking and farting are just one breath.

22. If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around.

23. The road to success is always under construction.

24. Everyone says I am fat! In fact, I am just not obviously thin!

25. Love is just a beautiful thing when you are lonely.

26. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

27. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices, and difficulty in making friends, staying at home is the lowest level of consumption.

28. I don’t usually love people, I don’t love ordinary people, but I love people in an unusual way. No matter how hard and unforgettable love is, it cannot withstand new love and old love

1. Life is like a train bound for the grave.

2. I don’t need to compromise myself to please anyone. Besides, I'm not that great either. Like it or hate it, I don't care.

3. The important thing is not what you desire to do, but what you know you can do.

4. If you are busy, talk about it when you have something to do, and when you have nothing to do, talk about it.

5. No matter how hard and unforgettable love is, it cannot resist new love and old love. . .

6. No matter how sad the memory is, I still smile and don’t want to forget.

7. There is no reason, there is no reason to love you. During the day, you are the sun and at night, you are the moon. , you are my umbrella when it rains, and you are my clothes when it is cold.

8. There are two things in the world that can shock people's hearts: one is the lofty moral standards in our hearts; the other is the brilliant starry sky above our heads.

9. I choose not to accompany you because I don’t deserve it.

12. If you miss it, you have missed it, and there is no possibility of recovery

13. Small cleverness is tactics, while great wisdom is strategy; the former sees sesame seeds, and the latter gets watermelons.

14. When Heaven is about to entrust this person with a great responsibility, he must first strain his mind and will, strain his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, deplete his body, and mess up his actions. Therefore, if he is tempted to endure, he has Benefit from what it cannot do.

15. The stupid things of a fool are not surprising, but the stupid things of a smart man make people laugh; because he uses all his abilities to prove his stupidity.

16. Just wait, when the tide recedes, when you see the entire continent exposed from the sea, you will realize how many broken bones are exposed to the broad daylight.

17. Love is a sweet but sad joke.

18. Just because something is good, you should try your best to own it.

19. I just want to find a shoulder that can bear my tears when I am frustrated and give me a bite when I am happy. A complete collection of classic stories: No matter how hard and unforgettable love is, it cannot resist new love and old love. .

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1. A flower blooms to fill the world, and I love you for one person for a lifetime.

2. I feel that life is really wonderful and living is good.

3. Why aren’t you happy when you are with someone you think is good?

4. Some people leave and never come back, so waiting and hesitation are the He is the most ruthless killer in the world.

5. Yuelao’s love for us only has one word "pASS".

6. Even the painstaking and unforgettable love cannot resist the new love and old love. . .

7. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; the other is that one day a long, long time ago, I met you.

8. A boy doesn’t need to be too good. He is willing to quit the game and quit smoking for you. He just listens to you.

9. I really want to use my shoes. Slap you in the face

10. How happy you are tomorrow is not mine. Our love is a half-broken song

11. My dear, you will always be like that huge luminous body radiating a furry halo, attracting me, immortal and firm!

12. People who know me think I am quiet, people who know me think I am crazy, only people who know me know that I am actually very sad.

13. The air that has been exposed to the rain, the tired sadness, the fairy tale in my memory has slowly melted.

14. Living is the last word.

15. Life is like swimming. If you stop fighting, you will sink!