A joke composition with small typos, 500 words.

There will be typos around us from time to time, such as students' exercises, advertisements on the street and signboards in various small shops.

Once I went to kokuseiji on the rooftop to play, and our car drove to a big playground. I found a sign standing in front of me, which said "(one side +D) parking lot". I didn't understand it at that time, because I hadn't studied it, I didn't know what to read or what it meant. Later, the driver drove in and stopped there, and I realized this "(unilateral +D). Mom said, "Stop it." The driver smiled and said, "You don't understand this, son. It is written in parking lots in many places. " I said, "Stop is written like this. This is obviously a typo. " The driver said, "I wish you could understand." I said, "I just don't understand how we can make our own Chinese characters." The workshop said, "Don't make a fuss. Many people make their own Chinese characters. Look, there are two typos on the wall over there: "tire repair" has become "(word +bu) next to the wheel platform)." Everyone looked up and laughed. When I saw it, I originally wrote "complement" as "(beside the word+no)" and "fetus" as "Taiwan". I said, "Why don't they ask others when they write, so that they are not afraid of jokes?"? ""You laugh at him, but he doesn't know, "said the driver." Then let's go and tell him! I said. Mother said, "mind your own business and let's go!" " "

Another time, we saw a sign hanging in front of a small shop on a small street near the sea, which read "Stainless Steel Tableware Shop" and the word "rust" in it was written as "embroidery".

We often see such typos. I hope those people will stop writing typos and joking.