Funny personality signature-success is not a problem, failure every year is more than enough.

1, often walking by the river, how can you not wet your shoes? Since your shoes are wet, take a bath!

2. A serious academic problem suddenly occurred to me. Who decided to score 60 points?

Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, going to sleep again. ...

I stumbled all the way to find love. When will I arrive at my destination?

I want to be a master, but I can't. I want to stop studying, but I can't. It's fucking pathetic.

6. I can't search you anymore? Can you hold your urine no matter how awesome you are?

7. Don't tell my sister to grow old together. What my sister wants is black hair forever.

8. I am before you; I won't love. After missing you; I am lovelorn.

9. Not meeting doesn't mean you don't miss each other. No contact is just to cover up our attachment.

10, have you ever seen a sentence, inexplicably sad, and then your eyes turned red?

What if we fall down? At least we are young.

12, it's not that I'm willful, but that emotions always involve my temper, which I can't control.

13, "the fourth ring is Audi, the fifth ring is the Olympics, and what is the sixth ring?" "Welcome to Hebei Mobile!"

14, some people stick to the end, some people stick to the bottom, some people stick to Detroit.

15, every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

16, the funniest thing is that I stepped on the carpet of the "safe passage" and fell down.

17, it's mine, don't move. It's not mine. You put it there.

18, dare to change your brain capacity and stomach capacity!

19, there are three bowls of noodles that are the worst: human noodles, scenery and feelings.

20. To put it mildly, you are neither humble nor supercilious; To put it mildly, you are blind.

2 1, if you can be meticulous to me, I will be naked to you!

22. If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you chose the wrong person.

23. Will you miss me when I miss you?

24. Forgive me for walking less and less greetings. There is a feeling that is no longer strong but always exists.

I will wait for you until there is no reason to wait any longer.

26. Now the sweat that flows on your body every day is completely the water that enters your head when you fill in your volunteers!

27. You must have serious procrastination, otherwise, aren't you dead?

28. Since ancient times, no one has died. The big river has wide waves.

29. I really want to eat a worry-free girl set meal-desperate water and desperate Dan Mengpo soup.

30. How popular it would be to move the breast enhancement in broadcast gymnastics to breast enhancement.

3 1, not worth mentioning, failed for more than a year.

32, in fact, the best day, nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, so warm for a lifetime.

33. One good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. You are too heavy for me to carry.

Facing the sea, spring is blooming, so I can only set it as my screensaver.