Funny jokes about asking for leave

1. Actually, I am very tired. I'm used to pretending to be happy, pretending to be sad, pretending to care, pretending not to care, I'm used to facing everything alone. I can say it doesn't matter when it hurts. I can say it doesn't matter when I'm sad.

2. How strong do we have to become to withstand the desolation of this world?

3. “One sentence proves that work is very busy” “I still have % of my phone when I get home from get off work” "Electricity"

4. People who are always dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

5. When I love you, what you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

6. I don’t dare to ask for leave. I’m afraid that once I ask for leave, my boss will find that the company is the same with or without me. . .

7. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, everything is not love.

8. The consequence of not being willing to be lonely is to make another mistake.

9. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, and open love is a style. Not being in love is a taste.

10. Getting rich is every office worker’s dream, and being in a daze is every office worker’s wish.

11. If you write too many stories, you will inevitably get too involved in the drama. The failure is that the audience never takes it seriously.

12. I want to make a download software called Zier. Because it's so fast that it can't cover your ears.

13. Either live well or die quickly!

14. Being so cruel, I licked my fingers and cried because of the pain.

15. Pets are pets that need to be petted, and they are called foreign objects that do not need to be petted.

16. Going to work is like breathing pain, she lives in every corner of my body.

17. I want to build Monday in the wall of the Great Wall and let it guard history. I want to put Monday in the recycling bin and turn it into garbage. I want to put Monday in the moon. Above, let Chang'e seduce him and he didn't want to return to the earth. Monday, I don’t want to go to work.

18. Sitting in the corridor of the hospital and watching the people walking back and forth made me confused, scared, and frightened. It also made me understand the shortness of life. I used to feel that the people around me would always live forever. , will always be by my side and will never leave. The two days in the hospital made me understand that people will leave, and human life is actually very short, so friends must love our relatives and friends around us... If you feel unwell, go to the hospital immediately.

19. Boss, I’m sorry, I have to take a week off! Last night I went to the barber shop downstairs to get a haircut. I was very sleepy at the time and fell asleep. The nasty barber got confused and gave me a haircut. I got a punk haircut! I didn’t have the face to go out for a week!

20. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my spending skills are quite good

21. There are only two things you can’t do in this life: you can’t do this, and you can’t do that.

22. I want to have a life outside of work, so I work overtime.

23. Don’t be overconfident in yourself. There are many more people who can take care of you than you can think of.

24. I used to think that work and life should be kept very separate, but I found that what actually fills my life are problems at work, happiness at work, and achievements at work... And These all need to be reconciled