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Composition of the story of squirting water
Last night, I went to the basketball court to play basketball. Maybe it’s because it’s almost Chinese New Year and the basketball court is unusually empty. No matter how empty it is, the fight will still be the same. Because there were so few people, I didn't get kicked out. Teams were quickly divided. We started playing, and our team had a magic weapon. We don't have to worry about rebounding at all.
However, there is one person in their team who is particularly capable. I don’t know which person it was, and asked me to guard against him. I have experienced his inner strength but it is difficult to refuse. Our team has one more person than theirs. I pulled Lu Quanquan together to guard him, but Lu Quanquan didn't guard him very much. It's hard for me to guard him by myself. So, I am often told by them. I feel very unhappy, but what can I do? During the break, Fan Jiaju helped us call and order water. I told Fan Jiaju that I wanted water so many times that I thought he had heard me. I continued to play basketball. When the water came, I found that mine was not there. I was very angry. But I'm not sure what to do. Because I was thirsty, I drank water from others. I don’t know why I always feel funny when I drink water. I spit out some water right next to my seat. There are three teams in our group, and there are always people resting down there. Once, I was resting down there. Drinking other people's water. The person who came down to rest was very impatient and pushed me from behind.
At that time, I was slowly taking a sip of water in my mouth, and he pushed me. All the water in my mouth spit out. A piece of water on the field was not dry yet, so another piece of water was added at this time. Later, I drank the water from the person who pushed me. That person came down again, and I don’t know why. He looked at me, I don't know why, he was nervous or wanted revenge or something. I spit out another mouthful of water. I don’t know if I vomited on him. He walked back and said he was sprayed in the face by me. Ever since I sprayed him in the face, I felt very comfortable. It's like being in debt.
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