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The rich man and the beggar are both heavenly! [呲呲]

The difference between the rich and the beggar is that the rich have a gorgeous appearance, but the beggar does not. If you take away this appearance, can you still distinguish the rich from the poor?

The rich and the beggar

The rich and the beggar came to pray to God. The rich man said: "I want to live more freely." The beggar said: "I want to become richer." So the rich man became a beggar, and the beggar became a rich man.

A month passed in the blink of an eye, and the rich and beggars came to God again with sad faces.

The rich man said: "Please change me back!"

God asked doubtfully: "Aren't you living freely this month?"

The rich man said: "Freedom is freedom, but I can't take a bath. I don't have any clean clothes. I eat cold food all day long. I live in a hard and cold cement pipe and live with rats. I am looked down upon by others. , I can’t stand being driven away by others. I have no money to treat my illness!”

The beggar also said: “Please change me back!”

God was surprised. Asked: "Aren't you very rich now?"

The beggar said: "I have money, but I keep socializing every day, spend my days drinking and drinking, being in a daze, vomiting and having diarrhea. The bank is still urging me every day. My colleagues tried every means to defraud me. I received countless calls asking me to donate money. My relatives were worried about my property all day long, and I felt very uneasy."

God changed the two of them back again and sighed: "You all feel that your life is not happy enough, and you all envy others who live better than you. But you don't know how to cherish what you have and enjoy what you have. So happy!"