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What dialogues in the entertainment circle can be called divine reply?
It was the golden horse award ceremony, and Bo Huang and Zheng Yuling were chatting on the stage as award guests at the same time.
Zheng Yuling and Bo Huang said that I hadn't come to the Golden Horse Award for five years, so I dressed beautifully and formally. Look at Andy Lau and Jackie Chan in the audience. They are all dressed up. Why are you here in your pajamas?
Bo Huang replied that you haven't been here for five years, and you are a guest. I have been winning the Golden Horse Award for five years, and I have long regarded the Golden Horse Award as my home. Of course, at home, I can be as comfortable as I want.
Cai Kangyong, the host behind, grabbed Bo Huang. This (Golden Horse Award) is my home, not yours. The scene was once awkward. A big coffee like Andy Lau suddenly changed his face.
Bo Huang smiled at Cai Kangyong. You are not alone in the battle. You just carried a horse. I have never seen a rider, nor have I seen a rider.
The audience laughed as soon as they answered. Bo Huang gave an impeccable answer both verbally and politically.
In 20 15, Hugh won the title of Emperor Magnolia in that year with Nirvana in Fire, and the host usually asked questions such as acceptance speech. There are two questions that are easy to offend people, so Hugh cleverly avoided them.
Question 1: What do you want to say to Jin Dong after winning the prize?
Hugh's answer was appropriate, and he didn't look hypocritical because he was too modest, nor did he look too proud because he won the prize. Both true feelings and high emotional intelligence.
Question 2: What do you want to say to Wallace Huo?
At that time, Wallace Huo had just got married, and it was also the most popular time for Hu Huo "CP". Hugh only said a word, which made everyone present laugh and gave Mr. and Mrs. Wallace Huo enough face.
He was asked in the interview, which is the most unforgettable birthday?
Stephy responded to the question for the first time: "Why do you have to endorse the advertisement of Bra when you give it a name?" ?
Just three words not only surprise people, but also enliven the variety atmosphere.
She was publicly asked this large-scale sensitive question by Venus on the Venus Show.
The vicious Venus asked her directly: "As the new four little Hua Dan, which of you four has the most knives?" ?
This knife action is very good, I have to admire her reaction speed. This kind of high emotional intelligence is unparalleled.
Yifeng Li is a popular actor. Because of the popularity of The Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man, he has cooperated with Tang Yan and Yang Mi many times.
I give full marks for this answer!
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Bo Huang was invited to participate in the first issue of The Life I yearn for, and talked about Bo Huang's new film. Someone "picked a fight" and said, "The best thing about this film is that it has Brother Hong Lei's performance, but Brother Bo cut it all."
The air is full of embarrassment. Fortunately, our big brother Bo Huang has high EQ and quick response. He said, "What is better than starring (me) is his whole performance. Why did you keep him? "
(2)
When Bo Huang starred in Lu Yu You Yue, Lu Yu asked a tricky question: "Bo Huang, are you angry now?"
Bo Huang said, "It must be very hot. Think about it, you can sit here and chat with Lu Yu. "
While raising others, we have not belittled ourselves. This supercilious attitude is admirable.
Later, Chen Luyu also said that interviewing Huang Bo was too tiring. He has a high emotional intelligence and a funny speech.
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Leo and Seven co-starred in Cyclone Girl, because they played a couple in the play, and their actual ages were 9 years apart. The media has been indifferent to this matter, asking Leo and Xiaoqi what it's like to play an emotional drama. Leo gave a textbook answer.
(2)
When the crew of "Cyclone Girl" went to Kuaiben for publicity, it was all boys. Vega said, "It's all a whirlwind, and there are no girls." As a result, the younger brother pointed to Nana and said, "Here comes the girl." Nana couldn't help being happy.
Wow, falling in love with Leo's brother will really make people happy.
Yan value is not enough for emotional intelligence. This sentence is perfect for Bo Huang. He once made her speechless on the program hosted by Xiao S, and Bo Huang responded to the tricky questions thrown by Xiao S in various ways, which was wonderful!
After Kangxi Comes stopped broadcasting in Taiwan Province, Cai Kangyong and Xiao S successively came to the mainland to develop. Cai Kangyong served as the tutor of Romance, while Xiao S hosted the network comprehensive program Sister Hungry.
In the program, Xiao S's words are as sharp as ever, and he will make things difficult for the guests from time to time. In one issue, Bo Huang was invited to be a guest program. At first, Xiao S entered the stadium on a cool motorcycle, but Bo Huang saw at a glance that the figure in the promo was much better and said bluntly to Xiao S: "Do you think the audience's eyes are blind?"
When Xiao S saw it, he immediately said, "There are no girls with bigger breasts than me in this studio!"
Who expected Bo Huang to make up the knife tactfully: "All girls go out." Pissed off little S.
In the second half, Xiao S deliberately found fault and asked, "Who would you save if Lin Chi-ling and I fell into the sea at the same time?"
Of course, Bo Huang didn't want to offend any of them. He tried to prevaricate: "Of course, we are both saved. If we can only save one ... "
While Bo Huang was still thinking, Xiao S added: "The other one will die!"
I dare not offend Xiao s face to face, so I have to let go and say to save her first. Xiao S still insisted on asking the reason, and now replied: "Because Lin Chi-ling is taller, she can come out of the water by herself."
After listening, Xiao S was furious: "You think I am short!"
Bo Huang immediately dozen circle field, said: "but you have a good proportion, you know?"
After that, Xiao S had a whim, and wanted Bo Huang to scold her, with all kinds of bad words. She also mentioned Lin Chi-ling: "You know, Bo Huang, Lin Chi-ling kissed you and vomited for about a month. You make her sick, your gums are obviously ... "
After brewing for a long time, Bo Huang finally responded with a voice: "Too naive, too ridiculous?" ! Compared with Lin Chi-ling every day, don't you think this is a joke in itself? I don't know what I can compare with others in terms of appearance, height, body shape, self-restraint and knowledge. You embarrass people on every show every day. Has anyone ever said you were bad once? "
A series of shelling made Xiao S suffer greatly, crying and saying, "Is it necessary to say it so realistically?" What you just said is true or false! "
Bo Huang continued to mend the knife: "No, I just said that no guests showed it to you for such a long time. I think ... "
In order to seek comfort, Xiao S interrupted: "What you said is true or not. What do you think I lost to Lin Chi-ling? "
I thought Bo Huang would find her a step, but I didn't expect him to seriously hurt Xiao S again: "No, it's just that you are meaner than her."
S: "I should apologize to Lin Chi-ling for such a failure in my life?"
Bo Huang: "Actually, just kneel down."
I really admire Bo Huang's high emotional intelligence. Other male guests were fooled around by the little S. Only Bo Huang was obedient to the little S system, which made people feel very happy.
The so-called "divine reply". My understanding is to use the language of "high emotional intelligence" to solve the embarrassment, promote the atmosphere and solve the problem of "death". This reply is neither offensive nor self-defeating, and sometimes it can achieve a win-win situation.
I want to send a representative of "high emotional intelligence"-"Bo Huang".
In the early years, Bo Huang appeared in "An Appointment between Lu and Yu", and Lu Yu, the host, teased Bo Huang, who had just become famous. There is a passage that is really hard to forget.
Lu Yu asked:
"Now you feel very angry."
Then Bo Huang a face of excitedly said:
"It must be a fire. Think about it. You can sit here and chat with Lu Yu. Isn't that a fire? "
It not only expresses the true mentality of being popular, but also does not seem too conceited. At the same time, it also "holds" Lu Yu.
The media often ask some very sharp questions, especially comparing two people. If the answer is not good, it is easy to be criticized.
Some media once asked Bo Huang:
"Can it replace Ge You?"
Bo Huang said:
"This era will not stop you from shining, but you can't hide the brilliance of anyone, because people used to be groundbreaking. In those days, like China's films, people were filmmakers who created the times. We are just a younger generation that keeps moving forward, and we dare not make mistakes about it. "
If the answer is yes, then tomorrow the media may say that Bo Huang is too ambitious and self-righteous; If the answer is "no", it seems a bit insincere, so Bo Huang chose "Tai Ji Chuan" instead of a positive answer.
Bo Huang and Ma Yun once worked together on a movie called Shouye. When we first met, Ma Yun asked a question about "death".
Ma Yun: "What do you think of me?"
Bo Huang: "Too ugly"
Ma Yun: "We are almost the same. Besides, who is more handsome these days? " Say that finish two people laughed.
Later, everyone realized that the two were good friends. I'm afraid this kind of joke can only be played by two people who have a good relationship. I have to say that Ma Yun's EQ is also very high.
In fact, Ruoyun Zhang, the star, responded quickly to the interview. When he was deep, he was philosophical, joking and driving.
1、
Ruoyun Zhang: I thought you would ask Virgo that she is a sign of debauchery. There will be, there will be, and no one is the same as his heart at first sight.
2、
Ruoyun Zhang: No, we always feel perfect.
3、
Ruoyun Zhang: No. I remember that everyone liked black Scorpio at first, but later I found that Scorpio was very vindictive. Later, after the twelve constellations were hacked, it was found that Virgo didn't care about these things at all.
4、
Ruoyun Zhang: Virgos generally don't control others, because Virgos can't control themselves.
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Ruoyun Zhang: It's hard to classify fans as a group. Everyone is a living person, and everyone has different hobbies. Maybe it's a drama, maybe it's a variety show, maybe it's a Weibo. They will like something about me, and then they will be together. Some people here may think I am stupid, and some people may think he is an actor. It is normal for people to see you from different angles. Frankly speaking, like us public figures, you can only accept the nickname given to you by sunspots, right? What can you do? It's good that fans have nicknames.
In fact, in such a big environment of entertainment circle, many people have one or two funny or humorous "God Reply". Although the painting style is different, it completely conforms to the word "God"!
In the variety "Get Up in the Big Movie", there is a link in which Qi Wei publicly responds to some questions from netizens about Stephy himself. One of the questions was "Why do you want to endorse Bra's advertisement after naming it", and Stephy only used three words to answer "Because it's red". Originally, everyone was waiting for a formal reply, but her short three words showed her personal temperament, but also a little funny and surprising;
Speaking of her divine reply, I have to say that "it is no accident that she can be popular";
When she attended the Golden Star Show, Venus asked her, "Someone called you, Wang, Liu Yifei,' New Four Little Hua Dan', so which of you has the most knives?" The average star will be embarrassed to hear such a "sending proposition", but Yang Mi calmly replied, "It should be me, I have a baby!"
Bo Huang is famous for her high EQ and IQ in the entertainment circle, but once she mispronounced Tong Liya's name as "Tong Yali" on the stage, and publicly apologized in Weibo the next day. At this time, Tong Liya replied, "Don't be nervous, you just handed me my previous name", which not only eased the embarrassment of both sides, but also made netizens admire her wit!
If there really is a "Jade Girl" in the entertainment circle, Jia Ling is undoubtedly one of them. But once a netizen photographed her being kissed by her partner in the street and posted it online, Jia Ling's reply the next day was very "excited". She said, "After so many years, I finally had an affair, why didn't I take Dehua with me?" She perfectly explained the pure relationship between her and her partner with a funny painting style, which was so strong!
What can be called divine reply in the entertainment circle?
There are many talents in the entertainment circle, and there are many artists with high emotional intelligence who are worth learning. Let's talk about these entertainment stars first and see how they reply to routine questions.
The strongest player, Yifeng Li.
Yifeng Li: Thanks, I like myself, too!
Yifeng Li, the two of them won't let me save them. They are good sisters. It doesn't matter. They don't live together. I hope it's the same day of the same year.
There is really no routine. Fengfeng is simply a player who has been delayed by his deductive career.
The most honest and frank boys: Jacky Cheung and Tony Leung Ka Fai.
How can Jacky Cheung care so much? I don't know when I will die.
Jacky Cheung's answer is comparable to that of Tony Leung Ka Fai and Lu Yu.
Lu Yu: Which is more important, the role or the fun of acting or making money?
Tony Leung Ka Fai: Of course, you have to make money first. In fact, we continue to shoot to make money.
When Tony Leung Ka Fai was on another talk show,
Moderator: How do you feel compared with Jackie Chan and Stephen Chow?
Tony Leung Ka Fai: We are seniors, so we can't stand shoulder to shoulder with them.
The most successful reply: Wang Sicong.
Netizen: How do you usually pick up girls? What are the skills?
Wang Sicong: Hello, I'm Wang Sicong.
Wang Sicong: I want to keep a low profile, but I can't!
The highest EQ: Andy Lau and Venus.
Andy Lau: Then I'll have to ask my dad if he wants to take me.
On the Venus Show, when Venus interviewed Michelle Ye,
Venus: A woman must have a child.
Michelle Ye: You make it sound like you have one.
Venus: Yes, so I gave birth to myself!
The most grounded gas: Lei Jiayin
The cause of the incident was that Lei Jiayin gave Yun-peng Yue's daughter Yun-peng Yue a 3W puzzle as a gift.
Lei Jiayin: Who would cheat their children like this?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
1, Bo Huang and Huang Lei
Bo Huang's high EQ is famous in the entertainment circle. He won everyone a smile not only at various awards parties, but also in variety shows. Before Bo Huang was a guest in Extreme Challenge, he and Huang Lei had this conversation on a program.
Huang Lei: If I were undercover, I would have bad luck this year.
Bo Huang: If you are undercover, it will be a bad decade.
Finally, Bo Huang was undercover, but he came back.
Bo Huang: I told you that if you are undercover, you will go bad in ten years, but I didn't say who went bad.
Eason Chan: What am I doing? I am dreaming.
Zhu Yilong: Nervous.
Zhu Yilong: Not overcome.
That's all I can think of. Welcome to add!
When Bo Huang mentioned Tong Liya on the stage of the Beijing International Film Festival, he was called "Tong Yali", which caused the audience to burst into laughter. Bao Qiang also smiled and reminded Bo Huang that his name was wrong. Bo Huang also reacted quickly and said, "I was joking when I first came to power, but I didn't expect it to be really successful." I came back in a hurry and didn't put myself in an awkward position. It turns out that Borg has really seen the world.
Although at that time, the occasion has ended, but as a party, Tong Liya will certainly be affected. Afterwards, Huang Bofa Weibo said that when he came to power, he thought about not calling it wrong like last time, or calling it wrong. He also said that it would take a lot of meals to settle down.
However, Tong Yali's reply was also excellent, saying that "Tong Yali" was my previous name and it was changed to "Li Ya" because of pressure (homophonic). I have to say that Tong Yali is not only generous, but also has a high emotional intelligence.
The high emotional intelligence of two people will not be embarrassed by calling the wrong name, but will enhance the feelings between friends like a catalyst.
Andy Lau: I asked my dad if he would go. If the producer thinks it's okay, can my dad take me?
Yang Mi replied: I was most moved because I gave birth to a baby.
Zhao replied: I hope you all disappear.
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