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I want to work in Liuzhou Liugang. Is there any way to get in?
Let me talk about my personal experience. It's really difficult to get into Liugang. I remember one time Liugang recruited people, and neither my cousin nor I wanted to miss this opportunity. The night before, we each found friends who worked in Liugang to drink and work together, and prepared 10 thousand yuan to throw to the leaders inside. At that time, my friend told us to go early the next day, and then we had to have a physical examination to prepare a registration fee of 50 yuan. When we left, we wanted to ask my friend to help us and give him a red envelope of 100. We want him to talk to his leaders and let them give priority to us. Who knows my friend told me that it is useless to give him money, and many children in Liugang can't get into Liugang. The next day, my cousin and I got up early in the morning. I remember getting up at 6 o'clock. At about 7: 30 in the past, we thought we had left early. Who knows, there are so many people registered there! At least one hundred or two hundred people! While waiting in line, I went to buy water. On the way, I met some former classmates. One of them's father works as a technician in Liugang. He told me: my dad couldn't pass the exam, so I had to sign up myself! At that time, I felt that I was doomed today. Then when I went back to continue queuing, I met a friend who called me. He told me that he came to the queue at 5: 00 in the morning and had just finished his physical examination. Because of myopia, he estimated that the registration was also ruined, wasting 50 yuan. My cousin and I really didn't do it this time and left. As a result, a week later, several classmates I met called me and told me that they went to about 10 together, and only one person was admitted, and that person was in the best health and had no problem with his eyesight. Think about it, how difficult is it to get into Liugang? But seriously, if you really want to sign up, try brother upstairs's method, sign up every chance you get, and don't miss any opportunity. You will go in one day. As long as you enter Liugang, you will have almost no worries in your life.
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