Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The sad story of lovers

The sad story of lovers

Couples bathed in the sunshine of love are sweet and happy, but occasionally there will be some episodes, and occasionally they will be unhappy because of some small things, which will make both of them sad. The following is the sad story of a couple I compiled for you. I hope you like it.

Couple sad story 1: I love you, so you should be happy to know Lin, because you maintain computers for their company.

It was a Sunday. In addition to ordering takeout at noon, I only eat instant noodles. Lin said that she likes eating, so she often brings it.

I am a very thrifty person, so I told Lin that I like instant noodles, too.

So, draw water, make instant noodles and prepare chopsticks. ? Am I hungry? Lin said.

? Me too? I said. We smiled at each other.

I didn't expect that although she was a little girl in Shanghai, she didn't leave a shadow of arrogance on Lin.

Lynn likes reading novels and love novels.

? I will write it. ? I am serious.

? Literary youth! Wit! ? Lin smiled,? But you have dark skin and a beard. You don't look like a scholar at all. ?

That's how I met Lin. After a long time, we talked about everything.

I am the kind of boy who is taciturn and inarticulate. I invite her to dinner, but I can't find a topic. She picked up a pencil and drew on the menu, so a cup of coffee changed from 88 yuan to 880 yuan. She also poured out all the toothpicks in the toothpick box and carved them one by one.

I, on the other hand, looked at her opposite her, with a silly face and a silly smile. Look at her beauty and laugh at her little prick and cuteness.

I also pay great attention to protect my skin, use sunscreen and shave my beard cleanly. The former literary youth is back.

I thought the time was ripe, so I sent her a message: Take you home, I want to walk on your left, because then I will be closer to your heart.

I thought she would like me, but after that, I never heard from her again and she left the company.

So, I send her messages every day, and she never answers. I said, I will stick to it for one year, and if she still ignores me after one year, I will give up.

For a year, I sent messages to her every day, and I returned to the life of beard residue. Look in the mirror, I'm not the young man of literature and art, and I haven't written a novel for a year? Love story? Every time I think of the word love, my heart hurts.

On the first day of the first year, I stopped sending messages. I thought I would never describe love again in my life, but I accidentally received a courier from Lin.

365 days a year, 365 paper cranes with 365 messages written on them. It turns out that she replied to every message I sent.

1October 20th? Today is the first anniversary of our acquaintance. Chu Qimu? Of course I remember, you glutton who likes instant noodles. Lin, December 30th? It's cold, put on more clothes. Chu Qimu? You too, remember to shave. Beautiful jade

April 8? I went to the restaurant we used to go to again, and the coffee was still a cup of 88 yuan, and there was no change. If it's 880 yuan's drink, who will go? Maybe you are the only fool. Lin, September 15th? I saw the love of hawthorn tree and cried. What about you, Chu Qi Mu? I don't watch. Such a melancholy person, do you still write novels for Lin? This is the last message. Can you tell me why you didn't reply to me? Do you really have no feelings for me, Chuqimu? You are a good boy. How could I not like it? My mother was seriously ill and needed money, so I married him. He is very kind to me, so you can rest assured. You should be happy in the future, shave often, and don't eat instant noodles often. I haven't seen your handwriting for a long time, so you should stick to it. You will find the one that suits you best and grow old with you. Remember, tell her: take you home, I want to walk on your left, because then I will be closer to your heart. She will be very touched. All right, forget it. I wish you happiness. Remember to be happy. Lin I shaved, sat in front of the computer and knocked on the keyboard. The young artist came back.

He thought, love is a blooming flower of youth, and she is like a phoenix! Or burnt peony. Once, her satin black hair shone with peacock feathers; Hao's wrist is condensed with snowflakes, which are coiled around his neck; In his ear, it is her faint fragrance of spearmint; Wearing a white shirt and jeans, she sat behind his bike and stretched out her arms like a bird trying to fly?

However, all this is fixed in memory, forever. On Christmas Eve, a fire shocked the whole country, and hundreds of people were killed in the fire. It was her city and her shopping center that caught fire.

That night, he was happily having dinner with his family. Outside the window, fireworks scattered, one after another. He glanced at the news casually, then he saw the blackened shopping mall, and then he looked at the death toll. Wow? I threw up. Cover your face and howl.

On a snowy night, he burst into tears, wandering like a ghost, and his rest like a ghost fire. Two thousand miles away, he burned a pile of paper money and repented like Sister Xianglin. I should take you away. It's all my fault.

He doesn't think he should give her adoptive mother that promise: I promise I won't bother her again! ? If I had known this ending, he would have made another promise: I want to take her away and promise to be good to her all my life! ?

He and she are junior high school classmates.

She was born in a small town in the northeast, changed jobs with her father and came to Jiangnan to become his deskmate. At the first sight of life, I loved it deeply.

She is not beautiful, slender, pale, with thick and long black hair and a blue handkerchief loosely tied. But lively, active, smiling, sunny, clean as autumn water and sky.

He handed her a small note and went for an outing by the West Lake. She sat behind his bike and laughed like a magpie. At night, he stood downstairs. Hey? Clap your hands and a laurel tree falls. She opened the curtains and made one? Okay? Gestures? Knock, knock. Run slowly. Eat supper, get together, go to other people's gardens? Steal? Watermelon? Those three years were the most unforgettable time in his life. Her exquisiteness made him feel distressed; Her simplicity fascinated him. He had never seen anyone as beautiful as her.

However, all four strings made a sound, and with the tearing of silk, this beauty was suddenly broken, and her mother died! On my mother's deathbed, to my best friend? Her later foster mother said:? I'm leaving. I'm afraid her father will remarry and follow her stepmother. After all, I don't trust. Take her away, like your own child. ? Mother asked her to kneel down and kowtow to her foster mother. She knelt on the cold ground and cried her skirt like a lotus flower.

Her foster mother, two thousand miles away, is in her city. In spring, peony flowers bloom everywhere and are fragrant everywhere. Her name is Peony. The foster mother said: Come on, you are destined for peony. ?

He saw her off with his classmates. Smile at her, but smile bitterly. Before driving, she suddenly ran down and gave him a notebook. Just as he was in a daze, the car disappeared.

He stood in a daze in the boundless green.

In the notebook, it is the chronicle of youth, remembering the bits and pieces between him and her, as well as classmates. She wrote:? His eyes are warm, as warm as spring I don't know if this is called first love.

I can't let go. During the summer vacation, he took a bus for a day and a night and went to see her two thousand miles away. She has grown tall and lost weight. It's a surprise to see him coming.

He said, I read your diary.

She suddenly lowered her head and blushed? It's embarrassing.

I am in love. The thread of love has been stretched for two thousand miles.

She was admitted to the art school. He is a soldier. The milky way is not wide and keeps shuttling. When he came, she was in class, and he waited outside, sitting on the side of the road eating barbecue and drinking beer, and looking into the class from time to time. Walk hand in hand.

Eight years. Her foster mother said to him very solemnly:? I won't ask Peony to go with you unless you come. I made a promise to her mother to ensure her happiness all her life. ?

However, he can't come, and his work is not easy to adjust. Besides, he is the only child in the family, and his parents don't approve of his going away. He thinks that a person should be able to endure all the sufferings and swallow them by himself. He said to her foster mother: For her happiness, I promise, I will never disturb her! ?

In eight years, even the Japanese devils ran away, but their love ended in despair. The peony in the city blooms like his torn heart.

He changed his phone, changed his address and disappeared for a year. I saw the news a year later.

He is afraid to call her, let alone look for her. He thought that if she were still alive, he would break his promise to his adoptive mother to find her; If she really flies, it is a heartache that he dare not face.

But he thought, she must be flying!

However, twelve years later, he still came.

His career is booming and blossoming everywhere. He couldn't help thinking of her. Although he believed that she had left countless times, there was still a glimmer of hope: what if she happened to be absent from work that day? Or have you just been out for a few minutes?

He found her old house very smoothly, and everything remained the same, except for the peony studio written on the door, and there was a line saying: Because the teacher has something to do, the students studying peony painting will come at 4: 30 in the afternoon. ? This is the font he is familiar with.

She's alive! Became a painter. He was ecstatic?

He looked at his watch. It was half past three in the afternoon. So, in another hour, she will come. He didn't know whether to see her or not, so he thought, let's have a quiet look first.

He stood in the flower bed ten meters away. On April day in the world, Fang Fei is full of flowers and flowers. His heart? Knock, knock. Jumping around, he felt that he was not forty years old, but the boy standing under the osmanthus tree in fear.

A white car stopped in front of the door. She floated out in a white dress and fluttered in the breeze like a white peony. Followed by an officer and a little girl. She and the police officer jumped into the room with the little girl. He stood and watched, afraid to get out of the atmosphere.

He imagined a lot, but didn't expect this scene. She is alive and well!

He prepared a bank card this time. If she is alive and has a bad life, he will help her. However, she lives so well!

Happy, and a little lost. But he thinks his loss is selfish and should not exist. He can't base his satisfaction and vanity on her poverty and frustration.

If there is no suffering in the world, there is no need for a savior.

He thought, not every flower can blossom and bear fruit, maybe he is a flower in her life, which blooms brilliantly and then falls apart. He should continue that promise and walk gently, just like coming gently.

Lover's sad story 3: Zhang Hong, a book friend, listlessly walked into the elevator and pressed the button on the eighth floor, but his thoughts drifted back to the situation just now. I was going to enjoy a candlelight dinner in a French restaurant with Li Shen, but I didn't expect that damn phone call to force Li Shen to go back and leave Zhang Hong alone on the road. Thought of here, Zhang Hong flushed with anger.

After the elevator, the door slowly opened. Zhang Hong casually walked out of the elevator and suddenly felt something was wrong. Looking up, this is not the eighth floor! The scene in front of me is quite strange, but just turn around, the elevator door has been closed. She pressed the button, but nothing happened. After waiting for a long time, the elevator didn't come up.

Just then, a woman's voice came from her ear: welcome to the lover's registry! You are the only lucky person today. I don't know who you want to register your love with.

Zhang Hong was shocked when he saw it. The scene before us, in just a few seconds, has completely changed! Now, she is in a gorgeous room. The woman in front of her, with wavy hair and blurred eyes, is bending down and waiting for her answer.

? Where is this? Zhang Hong asked subconsciously.

The woman said: the lover registry. We only receive one guest every day. This place does not exist in the real world. You can only come in by accident. You are the lucky one today. You can register for a relationship. ?

Zhang Hong is at a loss. The woman asked her, who is her lover now? Zhang Hong subconsciously said Li Shen's name. The woman typed his name into the computer, only to hear a loud noise, and then a green booklet appeared. The woman handed the green paper to Zhang Hong and said? This is a proof of the love between you and Li Shen. As long as the relationship is registered in our hospital, a certificate will be issued, one is red and the other is green. ?

Zhang Hong asked? What is the difference? The woman said, it's very simple. After entering a relationship, if it comes out as a red book, it means that you are the only lover of the other party and a blessed relationship. If it is a green book, it means that you are just a mistress, or one of the other's many lovers. Green is the symbol of dangerous liaisons. ?

Zhang Hong trembled at the woman's answer. Indeed, Shen Li is already married, and his wife is the daughter of a rich family. Li Shen's wealth depends on his wife's maiden, and his wife is naturally the only one in the family. Although he met Zhang Hong later, Li Shen never dared to tell anyone. Whenever his wife calls, Li Shen must go back at once. Although Zhang Hong knew it, he had feelings for Shen Li, and he also wanted to wait for an opportunity to turn over a new leaf, so he used Li Shen's underground lover.

Zhang blushed and rushed out without looking back with a green paper. A woman's cold voice sounded behind her: remember, once the relationship between you changes, the color of this book will automatically change. ?

Zhang Hong had no intention of trying to figure out the meaning of a woman's words and rushed out the door. As soon as I went out, the scenery in front of me changed instantly. She looked up and found herself standing in front of the elevator, next to her neighbor who lived on the eighth floor. The neighbor said strangely:? What happened? I was just about to take the elevator when I saw you standing here in a daze.

Zhang Hong said nothing. They got into the elevator together, talking and laughing, and then walked to the eighth floor. This time, when I got out of the elevator, I saw a familiar scene, and Zhang Hong was relieved.

Back home, just strange things have been bothering her. Zhang Hong felt that what had just happened was ridiculous, but he still pinched himself, grinning with pain. This is not a dream! Look at the Green Paper again. The heads of her and Li Shen are particularly vivid on it. All this reminds her that this is not just a dream of Conan!

For quite some time, Zhang Hong woke up every day, and the first thing he did was to turn over the green book. The color hasn't changed, Zhang Hong thought. Could it just be that woman's nonsense? But the absurd experience of that day made her unbelievable. I'm afraid it's a little mysterious.

For Li Shen, Zhang Hong did not relax his concern about forced marriage. In fact, for the tigress at home, Shen Li has really reached the limit of patience. Tigress, relying on the influence of her family, hardly treated Shen Li as a man. She is also waving colorful flags outside and has many dry brothers. It is obvious that she was cuckolded by Li Shen. This makes Li Shen a tacit laughing stock.

Li Shen has earned enough money in recent years, although the company and other property are mainly controlled by his wife. But for him, the money earned over the years is enough for him to live a comfortable life. Besides, after leaving the tigress, he still has enough money and contacts to continue his career. After all, it seems normal for men to have lovers. But when women have concubines, men become jokes. Even without Zhang Hong, Li Shen would get divorced.

Every time Zhang Hong talked about divorce, Li Shen always comforted her. Don't worry, I've prepared almost all these years. After a while, we'll be done. Not only get rid of the tigress, but also will not affect the present career. ?

Li Shen said so, and Zhang Hong believed it. After all, we have been together for so many years and have deep feelings. If they have feelings, is it a matter of time? Therefore, Zhang Hong did not force marriage as before.

On this day, after Zhang Hong woke up, he habitually looked at the green paper at the bedside, and his heart suddenly trembled. The green book has become a red book! When I opened it, the content inside didn't change, but the green on the cover turned red. Zhang Hong was very excited when she remembered what the woman said. Does this portend anything?

Sure enough, she received a bunch of roses as soon as she got to work. Look at the signature. It belongs to Li Shen. In the past, Shen Li kept a low profile, never sent flowers, and did not let Zhang Hong call him on his own initiative. What happened today? Not long after, I got a call from Li Shen, and he said excitedly? Tell you good news, I'm divorced! ?

Zhang Hongzheng, she looked forward to the news day and night, but now it has really come true, but it feels like a dream! Li Shen swore that he was really divorced! Just now, he and his wife finished the formalities and now they have officially become strangers.

Shen Li continued to tell the details. He and his wife agreed to divorce; Most of the property originally belonged to my wife's family, and naturally it belongs to my wife. A small part was acquired by Li Shen. Nevertheless, it is enough for Shen Li to continue to live a luxurious life. There are two or three small companies under Shen Li's name, and the benefits are good. Today's Li Shen, although without the aura of the past, is also an enviable little rich man, at least he can spend the rest of his life carefree.

After the phone call, Zhang Hong was very excited. I have been a mistress for many years, and I am about to get married and become a full-fledged official. How can I not be excited? It seems that the strange experience of the red lover and the green lover is really true.

After that, their relationship entered the honeymoon period. I have been together for many years, waiting for the day of divorce. Now that my dream has come true, it seems logical for them to get married. Zhang Hong and Li Shen are preparing for their wedding. As long as they are free, they will eat and watch movies together and discuss the details of the wedding.

On this day, Zhang Hong and Li Shen were having dinner together when their cell phones rang. She looked at the number, the in the mind a tight, and then looked up at the opposite Li Shen, fortunately, he didn't care. Zhang Hong hung up and said it was a colleague from the company. Nine times out of ten, when asked to work overtime, she simply turned off the phone and went back to the company another day, falsely claiming that the signal was not good.

Li Shen doesn't mind either. After eating for a while, Zhang Hong went to the bathroom on an excuse. She called back as soon as she went to the bathroom and said angrily as soon as she got through. What's the matter? Didn't I tell you not to call me?

After chatting for a while, Zhang Hong hung up the phone in a hurry and went out for dinner. Fortunately, Li Shen didn't notice anything strange.

But three days later, when Zhang Hong contacted the bridal shop to try it on with Li Shen, Li Shen looked very angry and threw a stack of photos in front of Zhang Hong. Zhang Hong looked pale. Those photos are intimate photos of her and another man. This time, Zhang Hong suddenly panicked.

Li Shen simply said:? Speaking of which, thanks to you. Having dinner together that day, after the phone rang, I found that you looked different. At that time, I pretended not to care. Later, I invited a private detective to follow you, and it turned out that you still had several boyfriends. Looks like I really underestimated you. I always thought that over the past few years, you have been following me wholeheartedly, so I want to divorce and give you a birthright. I didn't expect you to devote yourself wholeheartedly, cast a net in an all-round way, and keep in touch with several men at the same time. This money is your compensation. As for marriage, we all know that it is impossible. In the future, don't contact! ?

Zhang Hong's heart sank. Of course, although she has been following Li Shen for several years, she is not a fool after all. She has staked all her fortune and future happiness on a married man. Is this a stupid thing that any woman with a little brain would do? Therefore, while following Li Shen, she also made a lot of potential stocks to avoid failure on both sides. Later, Shen Li successfully divorced, and his condition was the best among many men, which naturally became Zhang Hong's first choice. Unexpectedly, this piece of fat flew away!

Although unwilling, but holding a check, Zhang Hong can only reluctantly agree to break up. When they left the restaurant, they accidentally bumped into each other. As a result, Zhang Hong's handbag and Li Shen's wallet fell to the ground. While picking up the wallet for Li Shen, Zhang Hong saw a brochure in the wallet, and his heart was suddenly shocked. That's the green book of the marriage registry!

Looking at Zhang Hong's surprised eyes, Li Shen said? What, have you ever met such a strange thing? Strange to say, the other day, I went to work by elevator. Somehow, I went to a place called the Couples Registry. Then came this pamphlet. The book is green, which means I'm not your only lover. In fact, I trusted you completely before, and because of this green paper, I got a knot in my heart and began to pay attention to your every move. Then there was a cell phone incident at dinner, and I began to doubt it. If it weren't for this book, maybe we would be married now. ?

My notebook turned red and became Shen Li's only lover! Unexpectedly, at the same time, Li Shen's notebook is green. Thought of here, Zhang Hong some in distress situation. Is it a thousand calculations, or people are not as good as days.

Walking on the way back, Zhang Hong felt lonely. For a third party, what she did was nothing. After all, you can't pin all your hopes on a married man. But after waiting for several years, there is still no result. Perhaps, this relationship was a mistake from the beginning.

When passing a trash can, Zhang Hong threw the red book in. Going forward, her heart seems a little different. She knows that in order to get happiness, the most important thing is to have a serious heart first, instead of playing with feelings and being a third party.