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168 yuan 4 kg bayberry
Colleagues, let's call her Mr. A here! A Jun's friend is in the WeChat business, selling Jingzhou Yangmei on WeChat, 168 yuan, weighing 4 kg! Colleagues are happy to tell us that this waxberry is very good and should sell well. Let's all buy one! You have to eat anyway!
Besides me and A, there is a girl in the office. I call her Mr. C here! When A asked C and me to buy bayberry, we both smiled at each other and chose silence! A may feel a little cold, but she thinks she is not loud enough, so we didn't hear her clearly. So he stood up with a peach blossom on his face and said it to us loudly again!
I've said it twice, and I'm embarrassed to say anything! I had to respond with a smile: "168 four Jin, is it too expensive?" I only need 10 yuan a kilo outside my community, which is also very sweet! "
"This can be better than? This is Jingzhou Yangmei! The best bayberry in the country! " A saw me compare Jingzhou Yangmei with Yangmei, which is common in the street, and raised her voice discontentedly and said, I want to buy it anyway!
I smiled at her! A is nearly 10 years older than me, but her family has lived in the city since her grandfather, and the family has been eating state food. There are also several national cadres among her parents. She grew up in a superior family and never went hungry or cold. After graduating from school, I was assigned to be a teacher at school. After working for half a year, I felt that the teacher's work was monotonous and boring, so I transferred to the newspaper office! A few years later, I was promoted to director and vice president! In my eyes, her background and her smooth sailing are all "favored children"
Since childhood, under the protection of her parents, she has had a smooth sailing. I naturally don't understand what C Jun said! C and I grew up in a poor family in the countryside. Especially C, although he did well in school, his parents kicked him out of school because his family was poor and he couldn't afford the tuition! In order to study, she cried and promised her parents that she would take good care of her younger brothers and sisters and support her parents after graduation!
That's ridiculous! But under the material conditions at that time, her parents could only send one student to study, and when she got her wish, she would definitely give up her sister and brother. Besides, in rural areas, what does it matter whether girls can study or not? Since you want to study, you have to undertake some things. She naturally accepted this absurd but helpless way!
In the future, contact more! I just found out! Her younger brother and sister dropped out of school as soon as they graduated from junior high school! Her brother has a disabled leg and her father has intermittent mental illness! And her mother, she doesn't know a word!
Once, a sports park held a cherry blossom festival, and a thin middle-aged woman was selling in the crowd with a big bag of plastic speakers! In order to attract the children nearby, she plays a brightly colored trumpet in her mouth from time to time. The next day, Mr. C told me happily that her mother earned more than 80 yuan by selling horns at the Cherry Blossom Festival! I just remembered that Mr. C's facial contour is too similar to her mother's!
And I, although the family conditions are not as embarrassing as C Jun! But he is also a person who is used to suffering hardships and never dares to spend money lavishly! In the first grade, I wore open-backed pants to school and was laughed at by my classmates. When I was in the fourth grade, I wore my sister's sweater and pants in colorful colors. I pull my sleeves and pants from time to time for fear that the sweaters and pants inside will be exposed to others! In fact, all this is because the family is poor!
I know, Jingzhou Yangmei is definitely better than the street 10 yuan! Besides, I ate! When I was in college, there was a girl in my class who lived in Jingzhou. When Yangmei was ripe, she brought some for us to taste. It is as big as an egg and sweeter than first love!
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