What jokes make you laugh at the mask?

I saw a joke the day before yesterday, not a joke, but it really made Xiaoke laugh at the mask.

A couple chatted on WeChat, and the girl asked the boy to look at his left ear tomorrow. As a result, they broke up the next day. Because the girl couldn't wait for the boy, she felt that the boy didn't take her seriously.

And boys are also angry to death. Girls say goodbye, boys get angry, then say hello directly, and then they break up.

On the third day, the girl went to the boy again, and the boy began to scold, saying, "I waited for you in the hospital all day and night, but I didn't see you." Didn't you see your left ear? Didn't you hear your right ear? Did you break your hand? Didn't you tell me you didn't come? "

Yes, the girl said she was going to see her left ear, but this straight man thought his girlfriend's left ear was uncomfortable, and she wanted to go to the hospital to see her left ear, so she thought the girl's ear was uncomfortable and she definitely couldn't answer the phone, so she hung up the phone at the hospital and waited for a day.

The girl is also melodramatic, waiting for the boy to look at her left ear at the gate of the cinema, but she didn't wait all day. Anyway, she was angry and didn't send a message, so she waited.

Love is so ridiculous sometimes. It always breaks up because of fart, because of misunderstanding and reconciliation.