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A best friend is someone who sees through you but still wants you.
If I spend all my eating time studying, I will not only become thin, but also become a schoolmaster.
A best friend is someone who sees through you but still wants you.
Man, if you don't love her, don't take your sperm and dirty her uterus.
Many people come into our lives just to teach us a lesson and then turn around and leave.
6. Every time I need company, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.
I'm sorry that I have never made you proud, but you regard me as your parents' treasure.
8. The purpose of each exam is four words: Focus on participation!
9. You have no idea how much pain I have experienced from obsession to invulnerability.
10. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.
1 1. You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity your many friends.
12. Most people just want to use their absence to enrich their sense of existence.
13. I told my deskmate that my deskmate was an idiot. My deskmate was very angry and told me that your deskmate was an idiot.
14. I once gave you the most precious confession, but you gave me the most painful joke.
15. Don't forget what others said to you when they were angry, because that's what you look like in others' hearts.
16. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.
17. Some things are only worth remembering; Some people can only be passers-by Never look back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, why call names.
Modal phrase: The best friend is someone who can see through you and still likes you.
1. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you.
2, noisy, can not be separated from the girlfriend.
Sometimes, you don't want to cry when you are wronged, but as long as your friend asks you what's wrong, you can't help crying.
I think, before we get married with others, we must take wedding photos together, which is a beautiful wedding photo that belongs to us only.
5. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to run wild in your life all my life.
We used to go to school hand in hand, telling jokes or anecdotes to each other and dancing while talking. Say that finish, found that people around us are looking at us, two people looked at each other again, continue to laugh. When we are tired of laughing, we just think it's nothing and move on.
7. Is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?
From the beginning, we were strangers and became such close friends. In retrospect, we always smile. We were moved, quarreled and mad, but we never regretted it. We believe more and more that our relationship will last forever.
9. In this life, what makes me happiest is watching girl friends happy one by one.
10, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called bursting! I hope our friendship will last forever.
1 1, girlfriends are even more important to us than lovers.
12, times have changed and we have been growing. We don't know how long we will hold hands. No matter how long the future direction is, we have been holding hands and moving forward.
13, it is very happy to have a girlfriend who understands you.
14. She asks you for money, and the other party dares to help you hit her, which is enough.
15, a good girlfriend is someone who grabs one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.
16, girlfriends sit together. Even if my preface doesn't match the latter, you know. Even if you don't say anything, you won't feel embarrassed
17, happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be dear and sloppy girlfriends who say they love you.
18, a good friend is when you want to cry, she will lend you her shoulder to lean on, and when you lean on, she will ask you to help her wash clothes wet with tears.
19, parting glance, parting moment, I said, time is not long, it won't be a lifetime, heart is there, love is there. At the moment of parting, you said: If the heart is there, we will all be there.
20. I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friend, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together!
2 1, best friend is that I can understand everything with one eye.
22. Thank you for accompanying me through so many years. Thank you for tolerating my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior.
23. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.
24. We agreed to go together for the rest of our lives. No matter who goes north or south in the future, you are still my most beautiful memory in these years.
As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.
26. The best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death.
27. I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it wasn't so good at first, she was firm to each other in the days she experienced together.
28, girlfriends: that is, the kind of noisy today, laughing tomorrow, bored, thinking far.
29. The person who treats you best is often the one who bullies people the most. People in the world always bully the person who is best for him.
30. The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.
3 1, dear girlfriend, you will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.
32. I have a good girlfriend. We are not lovers. We are not LES, but I love her.
The sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.
34. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but she still has a crush on the real you.
35. Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.
36. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade.
37, girlfriends, you remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.
I can't forget the day when they committed the crime together.
39. Looking back, how happy I am to have you, happy and romantic, to share with you; Heartache, sadness, you hold me, so although we have experienced so much, we have never been depressed and afraid.
40. I am not greedy There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life, my best friend.
4 1. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing.
42, girlfriends are the darkest time, waiting for dawn with you.
When I told you my troubles, it wasn't complaining, it was my trust in you.
44. Pretend to be a copywriter that others don't understand. The more you grow up, the more lonely you get. Listen to this song repeatedly, draw a circle on the calendar every day, count the time to leave, and count how many days we can meet again.
45. I am tired. Come on, find food and shelter. This is my best friend.
46. There is only 1 person in the world. How can I not cherish it?
47. You have no scruples about talking to her. Scold if you want, be sweet if you want, and really talk about everything, which is your best friend.
Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless and comforting me when I was crying.
49. Be considerate when you are sick. Even when you are desperate, you can cry with me and go crazy with me. Thank you very much.
50. Since childhood, people who accompany themselves are the best girlfriends except parents. In short, it doesn't matter if you have more friends. There is only one girlfriend. At first, you were together. Later, maybe you separated, but if the heart really exists, the dream exists, and the love between heaven and earth still exists.
5 1, you are not happy, I will be a bitch for you.
52. Actually, it is enough to have two girlfriends, and one will lend you money.
53, but together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.
The next second, in my youth, I met you who loved me. Time is always short. We ate sorbet in the warm sunshine, talked and laughed together, listened to the familiar song together, shouted together: We will be happy forever, and then held hands and smiled at each other like fools.
55, girlfriends, we want to be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper and an educated lady.
56. You are a fleeting time in my memory. Then one day, you said you would come to me after graduating from college. Then one day, you said that you should keep in touch wherever you go. Many people, many people, are facing separation from their girlfriends, many people, many reasons.
57. Play together when you are happy, and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.
58. The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.
A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future.
60. Even if you are only a small piece in the puzzle of my life, my life will not be complete without you.
A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you.
1 Love is like a trip. It doesn't matter where you go, the scenery is not important, what matters is that someone will always be with you.
Don't give up your dreams easily, and don't choose comfort at the age when you can bear hardships most.
Conquering difficulties is an honor.
Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.
What you have to do is that others can't change it, then you can't blame anyone, that is, you are useless!
I don't want to talk about the happy or unhappy past.
If you put it down, there will be no worries.
If a person does not have the emotional infection of suffering, he will not easily give sympathy to others. If you want to learn the spirit of saving the suffering, you have to suffer first.
Behind every effort, there must be a double return.
10 What a person shows off shows what he lacks in his heart.
1 1 person, the best mentality is calm; The best state is simple; The best feeling is freedom; The best mood is childlike innocence.
12 I want to live like this. I have the pleasure of cooking, the mood of reading and the time of traveling. Most importantly, all this is accompanied.
13 A friend is someone who sees through you and still likes you.
14 You can cry, but don't let everyone see your vulnerability.
15 I stubbornly refused to give in, but what I got was scarred.
We can't choose what will happen in life, but at least, we can choose how to face it. The so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool, attracting the envy of countless people, and the ups and downs together are unremarkable.
17 Everyone has his own road, and you must take that road, because a fragment of your soul is waiting for you at the end of the road, and you will not be complete until you find it.
18 of a person's life needs to go, need to stop, need to see and need to think. Life without reflection is just a meaningless trip.
19 When you advise others, it is useless if you don't care about others' self-esteem.
Those who can seize the opportunity to get ahead will succeed in nine cases out of ten.
2 1 Sometimes it's really hard to remember. Occasionally, I will think of some people who have only met several times or even passed by, but I can't remember what the people sitting in the last row in junior high school are like.
When you think about it carefully in the quiet night, there are two kinds of happiness: one is in a basket and taken away by others forever; One is scattered in the wilderness, always enjoying the sunshine and rain of nature freely. And I belong to the former.
I'm getting closer to my dream. Even if it is broken, I will try my best to save it and exchange it with everything I have.
If you want to win, you must not be afraid of losing. Not afraid of losing, the result may not necessarily win. But if you are afraid of losing, the result must be losing.
Thank God for what I have, and thank God for what I don't have.
The quickest and most reliable way to overcome fear and build self-confidence is to do what you are afraid of until you have a successful experience.
Persistence today will cause regret tomorrow.
Life is like a new snow. You should be careful with every step, because every stay will leave traces.
I love you with all my heart, but you hurt me so thoroughly.
People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices.
The best friend is the more you indulge her.
1. Happiness means that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be a dear and out-of-place girlfriend who says she loves you.
Second, I'm tired. Hurry up and find food and shelter-this is my best friend. She still has a copy of your daily necessities at home.
Third, although it wasn't so good at first, we were firm in each other's hearts during the days we experienced together.
I have a good girlfriend, we are not lovers, we are not LES, but I love her.
When you are in a bad mood, you should always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing. Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.
6. She asks you for money, and the other person dares to help you hit her, which is enough.
The best friend is when you want to cry, she will lend you her shoulder to lean on, and when you have finished crying, she will ask you to help her wash clothes wet with tears. It is very happy to have a best friend who understands you.
As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.
Even if you are only a small piece of my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.
Ten, we agreed to walk together for a lifetime, no matter who goes south or north in the future, you are still my most beautiful memory in these years.
1 1. I have always envied my girlfriend for having the best girlfriend in the world. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to be crazy in your life all my life.
I have a good girlfriend. We are not lovers. We are not LES, but I love her.
Thirteen, girlfriends, we want to be a deep girl, a rogue with a temper, and an educated lady.
A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future.
Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.
Sixteen, don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade.
Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as a friend asks you what's wrong, you can't help crying.
Good friends are like stars, you may not always see them. But you know, they will always be there.
Nineteen, in fact, having two girlfriends is enough, and one will lend you money.
Play together when you are happy, and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.
When you want to cry, come to me and I will give you a shoulder!
22. Is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?
Twenty-three, don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade.
Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.
Twenty-five, I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it was not so good at first, we were firm in the days we experienced together.
Twenty-six, I can't forget the day when they committed the crime together.
27. Happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will be a dear and untidy girlfriend who says she loves you.
There is only one you in the world. How can I not cherish it?
The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.
The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but she still has a crush on the real you.
Thirty-one, as long as there are girlfriends together, it's called smashing! I hope our friendship will last forever.
Thirty-two, you have no qualms about talking to her. Scold if you want, sweet, really talk about everything, and be your best friend.
The best friend is when she can't sleep, so can you.
Thirty-four, if you are unhappy, I will be a bitch for you.
Thirty-five, I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it wasn't so good at first, she was firm to each other in the days she experienced together.
I have always envied my best friend having the best girlfriend in the world.
A friend is someone who can see through you and still likes you. A good best friend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.
Remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.
Thirty-nine, but together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.
Forty, the person who is the best to you is often the one who is the most bullied. People in the world always bully the person who is best for him.
I'm not greedy. There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life, my best friend.
Forty-two, I have always envied my best friend having the best girlfriend in the world.
Forty-three, girlfriends, remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.
Forty-four, girlfriends are the more you accommodate her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.
45. When you are lonely in the middle of the night, call me and I will talk to you!
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