What is the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life?

Haha, tell a few jokes from my own experience. I am an embarrassed friend who wanders around the encyclopedia all the year round, and I am also keen on telling jokes. Here are some highly praised ones to share with you: 1. A few days ago, Singles Day University organized a blind date, and my brother and a roommate signed up decisively. Later, I wanted to play a prank and secretly reported the timid and shy buddy next door. My brother made a sad comment silently here, and my roommate continued LOL silently. We were brushed directly. 2. My brother is bored all day and wants to catch two crickets to play in Doby. As a result, he put them in the bottle. Gc doesn't mean that two guys don't fight, but that one of them starts fucking on the other. Do you want to be so hungry?

3. Send an anecdote about the landlord's freshman year ... The landlord often goes to the halal window to eat, and after a long time, he observes that a beautiful mm often eats ing at the halal window. One day, under the deception of classmates, the landlord decisively went up to strike up a conversation ... gc, the landlord came to a sentence: classmate, are you also halal? As a result, the girl stared at me, and her eyes seemed to say, I'm still fucking braising in soy sauce ... halal. . Steamed. .

4. One day, the following conversation took place between classmates. . . Brother is healthier. . . A said, have you been in the dormitory every day recently? B hasn't answered yet! C rushed to answer, saying that a tree a day (paper is made of trees). B stared at C with wide eyes and shouted at C: Your sister! Gc is c, and then came a sentence, the loess plateau is caused by you. . . From the great god! Show these two idiots!

In a campus forum, someone asked why cockroaches appeared more frequently after the school used cockroach incense to kill cockroaches. I haven't seen it much before. . . A student replied to a post saying that your family was missing. Aren't you in a hurry?