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Talk about your feelings when you were pregnant.

1, I am so happy when I know I am pregnant.

I have rented it out. It will take about nine months. We won't consider renewing the lease for the time being.

3. It is not easy to have children. I can't eat anything when I am pregnant, so I can only resign and raise a baby. Only people who have experienced pregnancy can understand that kind of pain.

On the day when you and I got together, happiness overcame all kinds of discomfort.

5, I have never met before, and I am deeply in love!

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I will plant a tree on the hillside of my home next spring and grow up with my baby.

7. Dear baby, the whole family is waiting for you.

8, show your belly, you can have this form several times in this life, although hard, but very happy ~ cherish the last 30 days of mother-child integration.

9. There are two babies in my family, Bao Xiao and Xiao Xiaobao. They meet every day on April 1 day.

10, tossing and turning since pregnancy. Seeing the clothes sent by my best friend suddenly misses the appearance of the child after birth, being a mother is really happy.

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1 1, this pregnancy, the third trimester, is really a big sin. My body has problems one after another, and various discomforts have appeared three times in a row!

12, countdown 18 days. All kinds of discomfort in the third trimester can only be experienced by pregnant women. It's uncomfortable to sleep and turn over. Stick to it these days!

13, pregnancy is not easy. I rode the roller coaster all the way, just asking for quick unloading.

14, I will be pregnant in a few months, don't call me fat!

15, pregnant, really feel that the numbness in the world is very, very difficult, very great!

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16. From the moment of pregnancy, there is a new individual in your life. From that moment on, life is complete, and it really has a new beginning and meaning.

17, entered the third trimester and began to feel uncomfortable again. I really want to give birth right away and never get pregnant again. Two is enough!

18, pregnant girls' breasts are getting bigger and bigger, but boys' breasts have not changed!

19. When I am pregnant, I will buy a juicer and drink a glass of juice every day.

I look forward to your appearance and your arrival.

2 1. Your arrival gave me another true identity. You are the most beautiful gift from heaven.

22. Congratulations, I am about to enter the next stage of my life.

23. Women are the most beautiful when they are pregnant!

24. Love you more than yourself, baby, come on!

25, the feeling is really getting deeper and deeper, every child is hahaha, pregnancy is really too hard, and every day in the third trimester is suffering.

I haven't menstruated for a long time. I may be pregnant. Please let father claim it.