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Wrong composition 1 "mistakes and setbacks have taught us to be smarter and we can do things better." This famous saying was written by Mao Zedong. He told us that mistakes can be corrected. There is another sentence that is well written. You learn from your mistakes. These are all famous sayings about mistakes. I can't write them, but I remember I can write a story about mistakes.
I remember once, I went to play with my parents and walked in the shop. My mother remembers that she wanted to buy something. My mother kindly said to my father and me, "Who wants to go shopping, my son or his father?" I quickly replied, "I'll go, I'll go." But dad didn't say anything, just suddenly looked at his mother and said, "I'm so bored, I won't go. Go to your mother suddenly!" " "I just didn't hear what my father said. Yes, when I entered the store, my mother and I walked around and bought a big bag of things. Walking, I saw a toy from 300 yuan. I fell in love with this toy and ran to my mother and said
Mom, can you buy me a toy? When mother saw it, she was shocked. She froze and said, "No, no, no,no." My heart seems to explode. I roared away. I was shocked. A look is 300 yuan. I am happy to say to my mother, "I have to pee." Mom said, "OK, go and come back quickly." I quickly picked up 300 yuan's money to buy my favorite toy. I remembered one thing, "People should be a good person, not a bad person." I thought for a moment, and then I quickly took this 300 yuan money to my mother. Speaking of the cause of the incident, my mother was not angry, but just smiled at me.
I don't know what happened later, but I only know that a man should be a good person.
No one has made mistakes, but he can change after making mistakes, which is not a big deal.
I believe that no one in this world will get the wrong help, but some people will make the wrong choice. I miraculously broke the record of "world error help"
I remember one time, I don't know what happened to my father, but he insisted that I buy him some milk powder. "Oh, Dad, buy that milk powder." "Edison milk powder!" "Ah, will it be expensive? Dad has plenty of money! ! ""Then buy me some nonsense and go.
I came to the mall reluctantly. "Wow-a lot of milk powder!" I looked at the cupboard full of milk powder cans and couldn't help sighing! What should I buy again? It seems to be Aidian milk powder! -Boss, I buy Aidian milk powder! "good!
I skipped home with milk powder. However, when I first came home, my father looked sad. "Son, if I had known this, I would have bought you an mp3 player, which cost me a lot of money! Hey, dad, what's wrong with you? What's the matter? " "Oh, the thing is-I just saw a headline on the TV news, and guess what? Me! The Edison milk powder I asked you to buy turned out to be fake and shoddy! ! After police investigation, it was found that milk powder contained carcinogens. Didn't you tell me to buy' Love Canon'? How to become' Edison'! " "Love dean? You said you bought' Aidian', let me see! " After that, my father snatched the milk powder from me: "Ah-it's Aidian! ! Thank god, hahaha! ! ""Dad, I can do something this time! Then go. Go. What are you arguing about? It was a mistake this time, not yours.
Well, mistakes can help, can't they?
As the saying goes, "mistakes are the mother of success." Without the pain of mistakes, how can there be happiness of success? People's life, whether mediocre or great, will encounter mistakes. Mediocre people always look forward to a dull life. When they encounter mistakes, they will show their fragile nature and even regard them as a kind of despair and death. In fact, mistakes are not as bad as some people think. They are opportunities for creation and sources of potential creativity. When a mistake comes, it is better to face and examine it calmly than to spend your life in deep remorse. If you think deeply and thoroughly, you will certainly learn from your mistakes, stand up again and become a successful person. Therefore, when we face mistakes, we should say hello optimistically.
Edison, the inventor of the electric light that we are all familiar with, made a mistake in the experiment. There are countless such examples, but the reasons for their success are the same. In other words, they are unwilling to sink in the blow and torture of mistakes and pains. On the contrary, they overcame all difficulties with tenacious will and strutted forward, thus achieving a great cause. Therefore, Mencius said: "Heaven will send a great task to Sri Lankan people, so we must first suffer their minds, work their bones and muscles, starve their bodies and skin, and mess up their actions. Therefore, patience has benefited them a lot. "
Mistakes are like stones, only real gold can stand the test. Flowers, with flowers and thanks; There are joys and sorrows in life. Success certainly brings happiness, but mistakes are also a song, a tragic song. At least prove that you have worked hard and paid. Singing this tragic song and holding your head high will definitely bring you the joy of success.
The wrong composition 4 "I am really the first …", "I really put the bucket in front of you …" After listening, she was silent and left alone, leaving me nowhere to vent my grievances.
Wednesday, noon the day before the exam. Because it has just rained, the weather is a little cold, thick clouds wrap the sun tightly, and the branches that have just sprouted spring buds are shaking and swaying in the air. New green seems to be the only hope this spring. Catkin was washed into snow-white cotton balls by rain, neatly arranged in large and small puddles, blooming the purest smile and the most dreamy baptism.
The exam is coming tomorrow, and there is a sense of urgency. The students in the class seem to be silent, and the keen sixth sense tells me that something must happen today. In school, dormitory is synonymous with "home". Only in the dormitory can I unload all the burdens, all the disguises and show people in the truest form.
After dinner, I strode to the dormitory. Somehow, in the past two years, I seem to have a feeling that I can't leave this dormitory. I am eager to go back there. Three steps and two steps, I arrived at the dormitory door, remembering that I was going to fetch water today and didn't even change my shoes, I mentioned the bucket to the long line in the corridor, and I happened to meet her when I came back. Because I didn't trust my thermos, I saw that no one was fetching water, so I went to a tap to fetch water. She followed closely. I glanced at her thermos and put it behind mine.
She saw me drawing water in front of her, hesitated for a moment and said, "Should I be in front of you?" "No, I came first. I got up earlier than you. " "But didn't you put it over there?" "I just put it in front of you ..." I was a little angry. "Liu Yijun lied ..." Her mouth rang, and she said with a smile. Then she wants to sit in my seat. I will defend my dignity to the death. Her face suddenly changed. When the person next to me made room, she snorted and left alone after drinking half a bucket of water. I am very wronged, obviously I came first, obviously I was in front of her, and I lived in the same dormitory for two years, and she didn't believe me.
The most important thing between friends is trust. I'm really the first. Please believe me.
Everyone has his own childhood, free and happy. It is inevitable that you will make some small mistakes. One or two small mistakes may leave a deep impression in your mind. I often made mistakes when I was a child, but that time left the deepest impression on me.
That morning, the sun was shining. My mother and I went to the vegetable market to buy food. My mother bought many things, including eggplant, pork, eggs, tomatoes and so on. After shopping, I was about to go home when my mother suddenly remembered that she hadn't bought food yet! My mother asked me to wait at the gate of the vegetable market, and I agreed. I waited for a while, but my mother hasn't come yet. I'm worried.
I ran into the vegetable market to find my mother. I went to the vegetable market to find my mother. I looked and looked, and finally I saw my mother. My mother said, what are you doing here? Why not wait for me at the door? What about those dishes? I said, I waited for you for a long time, and you didn't come, so I came to see you. I left those plates at the door. Then, my mother walked quickly to the door of the vegetable market, and I followed, but by that time, the food had disappeared. I suddenly blindsided, and my mother ignored me and went home.
When I got home, my father saw that we were empty-handed and asked, why didn't you buy anything to eat? My mother told my father something angrily. When my father heard this, his mood suddenly changed from sunny to rainy. Call me names right away. I cried. Dad called me like a tiger again and said, you made a mistake, but you are still crying. If you cry, I will hit you. Hearing this, I stopped crying at once.
After training. I was banished to my room like a prisoner. My parents told me to think it over before coming out. I said to myself, I never want to see their horrible faces again.
Look, how stupid I used to be! What's more, they have to take care of my parents for life. How can I not see their faces?
I hope I will make fewer and fewer mistakes in the future!
Wrong composition 6 because there is a person, Pangu is a mistake since the beginning of the world; Because there is a person, it is wrong for Nu Wa to make people out of clay. Because there is a person whose mother gave birth to him is a mistake ... because there is a person, more than N people doubt that their life in the world is a kind of suffering, because his existence is a mistake in itself. ......
Needless to say, it was Gao Bin who made this mistake! Because only he would make such a mistake.
There was an error:
Looking at Gao Bin's "flower-like" appearance, I finally know: there really were Yuanmou people n years ago, and they evolved into today's human beings! However, some Yuanmou people don't like to take the ordinary road-he wants to be different and be self-destructive! Thus, today's Comrade Gao Bin was born. Forehead "shelter from the rain", teeth "fight", skin "pinch face" ... It can be said that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, you can't scare the dead to pay for your life.
There are two errors:
One day in a month, I finally know why people call teachers "gardeners"! ! Yes, because of him. The "sweet" smell in his mouth is a waste if he doesn't kill insects! Let him be a gardener. As long as he opens his mouth and breathes, the worm can commit suicide. Bug: Mom, where are you? I'm choking. I am dead. ) Comrade Gao Bin killed our poor worm and stunned the innocent flowers of our motherland.
There are three errors:
Have you read the book how the swing grass is tempered? Never seen it! Oh, that's all right. When you see our "dear" Comrade Gao Bin, it will be hard for you to know what will happen then, because this man is a great man who combines cowardice and have it both ways's "excellent" spirit!
Wrong composition 7 There are always mistakes in learning drums and mistakes in practicing dance. Young man, who can not make mistakes? Every time I read this sentence, my heart can't help trembling.
I remember when I was in extracurricular classes, I saw a very beautiful pen at my deskmate. There is a lovely rabbit painted on the pen, surrounded by colorful flowers, and the sky is dotted with many lovely little stars. I fell in love with this pen at once, so I borrowed it from my classmates and wanted to enjoy it. My deskmate handed me the pen without thinking.
In the evening, I affectionately use the pen lent to me by my deskmate to do my homework. Halfway through the writing, my mother asked me to help her with her things, so I put my pen on the table and got up to get it. Unexpectedly, this item was so disobedient that it rolled down like a long leg. What's more, all the other pens were safe when they fell. This one fell to pieces immediately, and I almost fainted. You know, I borrowed this from my deskmate! How can I tell people that my pen is broken?
After this happened, I spent the next week in anxiety. The teacher didn't listen to the class, and my classmates asked me to do something. It's Friday in the blink of an eye. When I get home from school, I can't help complaining to myself: There will be a class tomorrow. How can I tell my deskmate? I can't sleep in bed at night, as anxious as ants on hot bricks. Finally, I decided to tell her about it.
The next morning, I came to the classroom with a corpse in my arms and a pen in my hand, and came to my deskmate. I stammered: Yes ... I ... Before I finished the rest, my deskmate understood the truth and smiled and said to me: Never mind, just pay attention next time.
I looked at her in surprise: don't you blame me for not being angry? She shook her head and said to me, you didn't mean it. It doesn't matter! We looked at each other and smiled happily. At this time, the big stone in my heart finally landed.
I walked out of the classroom with a relaxed mood, took a deep breath and looked up at the sky. I see the sky is blue and the clouds are white. ...
The terrible thing is not mistakes, but mistakes in the face of mistakes. I will always keep this sentence in mind!
Wrong composition 8 "Come on, come on!" My friend next to me is cheering for me to play football. "I know, I know!" I answered while playing football.
I was immersed in the sea of people and laughter, but I heard a bang. The football flew disobediently from my feet to the window of the classroom and smashed it to pieces. "Oh, it's over, this time it's a disaster!" I whispered something.
People on the playground left in a hurry for fear of being accused. I also casually walked into the classroom. As soon as we sat down, the teacher asked, "The window of our classroom was smashed. What's the matter? " Everyone can hear that the teacher's tone is a little angry, and my feet are shaking all the time. Suddenly, a classmate stood up and volunteered: "Teacher, the glass was broken when I was playing football!" " "I'm surprised. After listening to this, the teacher walked slowly towards the classmate. My heart, which has just calmed down, is beating violently now. I thought, won't he be slapped? I can't do anything wrong to good people, absolutely not. I want to face my mistakes and be an honest boy! Thinking of this, I stood up bravely and said with my head held high, "Teacher, it was actually me, not him. If you want to hit me, hit me! "The students were deeply shocked by this sentence. The teacher said to me gently, "the teacher won't hit you." You dare to face the reality and admit your mistakes. This is the most important thing. " There was warm applause in the classroom, and my eyes filled with tears.
It is still in my mind, and it will never disappear like a movie, and it is still clear. Yes, who can not make mistakes? But if you face it bravely, you can live a sunny life!
What is terrible is not mistakes, but treating mistakes wrongly!
From birth to now, we are always making mistakes. "People are not sages, to err is human." Mistakes are inevitable, just like pebbles and countless pebbles, which are bumpy and stumbling. One mistake is a pebble, and countless mistakes are countless pebbles. If we put them in the only way of our lives, they will definitely trip over.
When we stumble and fail because of mistakes like pebbles, we should learn to put them down, discard them, learn from them, accumulate them and create a new self!
Whenever we make a mistake, we will be blamed, from teachers, parents, friends and even ourselves. Whether we accept or admit it, the mistake has become a fact. Once we fail, it will increase the burden on our hearts, and we dare not do anything.
Therefore, we need to relax, rest and let go of our mistakes, but we must never be careless. A philosopher once said, "Don't trip over the same stone twice." Of course, we can't fail for the same mistake many times. There are too many stones and it's too messy. We can arrange the stones and throw them into the weeds next to us. The same is true of mistakes, so it is necessary for us to know how to discard them.
As the saying goes, failure is the mother of success, and mistakes are also the mother of success. Life is long and there are countless mistakes. We have experienced the test of mistakes, and we are moving towards success step by step. Let go of mistakes, discard them, learn from them, and keep harvesting. The final result is to discard mistakes and take progress as the ultimate goal.
In order to succeed, we should give up our mistakes.
I like to use sad and sarcastic words to describe people. She is a typical representative of my words.
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An autumn word crosses the horizon of history, cuts a cold plum, and zero water floats by. Such a woman, like water, stays at the west window all night, looking for it, and every day is like a year. When Liu saw each other, she couldn't help saying, "What a sad word!" I can't imagine how much I hope to turn over day and night and let such a picturesque daughter "things are not everything, tears flow first."
bleak
When I married the Zhao family at the age of 0/6, I instinctively had a happy family. Unexpectedly, the war was still going on, and my husband was far away, leaving him alone and drinking three glasses of light wine that night to confront him. I don't know if slender fingers have ever felt the feeling of "raising a glass to eliminate sorrow and worry more" when giving up drinking. Now, yellow flowers have piled up all over the floor, but who can pick them? On the horizon, a line of geese flew by. Although it was sad, it was also an old acquaintance. In this desolate environment, I couldn't help but take off my robe and go to the blue boat alone, hoping that someone in the cloud would send me a brocade book. When the geese return, the moon will be all over the west building.
miserable
When the phoenix tree was still in the drizzle, she changed. She changed the tenderness of fresh and cheerful girls in the past and wrote down the decline of the country in a sad style. She has changed. She is no longer a kind of lovesickness and two kinds of leisure worries. On the contrary, when she met her husband and cherished each other, she skillfully collected the Complete Poems and shed tears on Shuyu Ci, and rediscovered herself in the process of national destruction and family death. In this tragic life, she has experienced too many historical vicissitudes, and has been witnessed by the world as a woman whose "dream curtain is not closed and eternal lovers are alone"!
Perhaps this fate itself is a mistake, but this mistake has created a new fate. This mistake is perfect. ...
Wrong composition 1 1 In this era of blooming flowers, we are chasing our dreams and fighting for our ideals every day. In life, no matter which way you live, there are always only two endings, success or failure. Success is exciting for everyone and worth celebrating. And mistakes will make people despair and give up, but they will also make people stronger.
If Einstein gave up his scientific research career because of his own mistakes, he would not become a scientist admired by people all over the world; If Madame Curie betrayed her faith because of her mistake, then she would not have discovered the radioactive element radium; If mankind stops moving forward because of mistakes, then we will live in ancient times forever.
We don't give up because of mistakes, but we are afraid of mistakes and face them. Our fears, difficulties and setbacks are magnified; If we dare not face it, difficulties and setbacks will become indestructible. The sky is still so blue, the mountains are still so high and the rivers are still so long. What has changed is not the environment, but the fragile heart that is no longer strong.
In fact, from another way of thinking, mistakes are just a unique and beautiful scenery in the journey of life. When we are in adversity and hit a wall everywhere, life seems to be a castle with walls all around. We are afraid, confused, confused and even desperate in the dark. But when you are in trouble, don't forget that when God closes all the doors for you, there must be a window open for you. However, where is this window and how to open it need you to calm down and think carefully. There are no shortcuts in life, but there are ways. Choose a direction and walk firmly. That window is right in front of you. It's just that God played a joke on you and turned off all the lights when he left. Go ahead, go ahead calmly and firmly, go through that window, and you will find the light. How can you see light in your eyes when your back is to the sun?
I made many mistakes, but what impressed me most was that I was lazy in aerobic training.
In the fourth grade, I trained every Monday, Wednesday and Thursday. Although the training was hard, I persisted. There is a training class on Thursday. We are going to do "starting from both ends" and "rocking the boat", that is, abdominal muscles and back muscles. We are going to do five groups with 30 in each group. After doing three groups, I was exhausted. Because there are too many people today, I think: so many people, the teacher will definitely not count them for me one by one. It doesn't matter if I make a few less. So, when I was in the fourth group, I only did 23 out of 30. As I expected, the teacher didn't say anything about me, and I was very happy. The fifth group also "completed" the task by cutting corners.
Later, I gradually developed the bad habit of laziness, and I was always lucky. Thirty do twenty-five, forty do thirty, and so on. The teacher didn't talk about me, but talked about others many times, which made me very happy. Until one day, Teacher Ma said to everyone, "If you keep stealing like this, you will never catch up with others. Steal one every day, about 30 a month, about 300 a year. Think for yourself. " When I was talking, the teacher's eyes glanced at me. I suddenly felt very guilty and realized that I had made a big mistake, so I decided to get rid of this bad habit.
Since then, I have been very serious in every training. Although I am inferior to others in some places, I believe that as long as I devote myself to every class, I will definitely catch up with them.
"No one has made a mistake, but if you make a mistake, you can change it." This sentence in Zuo Zhuan gives me a new understanding of mistakes. As long as I know my mistakes and correct them, I can always do my best!
Wrong composition 13 Everyone makes mistakes. As long as we treat them seriously and calmly, we will feel the joy of growing up, and there is one thing I will never forget. ...
Usually before I go home from school, I always go to the security booth to get today's newspaper. But once, because I was busy playing, I forgot to go to the community security booth to get the newspaper. When I got back to my door, I remembered, and then I thought, "Forget it, it's not too late to get it tomorrow." So I went into the house to do my homework. When my father came back, he asked me, "Did you get the newspaper?" Suddenly, my voice was hoarse, and I whispered, "Here you are." I thought, "Dad reads the newspaper after lunch every day. If he doesn't do this, he will be angry. " . Tell dad not to scold me, then I'll go down and get it before dinner! "But today is different from the past. My father specifically asked me," Where is the newspaper? I want to see it! "At this time, my heart felt uneasy, so I said," I put it here, afraid! "Let's go." At this time, my father knew that I didn't get the newspaper and was still lying. My father looked at me and told a story when I denied it: "Being wise. When Washington was a child, he cut down his father's beloved peach tree with a small axe. Dad was very angry. Xiao Shengzhi cried and said, "Dad, I cut it with a small axe." Dad hugged Xiao Shengji and said, "I'm glad you told the truth." I'd rather have no peach trees than listen to your lies. "Hearing this, I looked down and regretted it. I said to my father, "I forgot to bring the newspaper back. I'm still lying." Hearing this, my father smiled and said, "It's good that you can be a child who knows how to change. Although I have not been brought up after signing up, I have never lost a good child. "
This matter is still fresh in my memory. Because I know that honesty is a good boy.
A person's life is like a long road, and mistakes play an important role on this road. It will push the people on the road hard, and the people on the road may be devastated and walk the rest of the road in a mediocre way; It is also possible to learn from it, dust off your body and embark on a smoother road.
Mistakes cannot be avoided, and there is no need to avoid them. Mistakes are sometimes opportunities, and evolution or degradation can be changed through life and death choices.
Apes may have evolved into humans because they broke the shackles of walking with forelimbs. This was a mistake at the time, but it produced the smartest species. Now, in one mistake after another, we keep growing. Stumbling and making mistakes, but learning to walk; There have been mistakes in babbling, but learn to speak them out; From childhood to adulthood, I made mistakes, but learned more knowledge; I have made mistakes in social work, but I have accumulated experience.
Thorndike, an American psychologist, believes that the process of animal learning is a gradual process of trial and error and success. Problem solving is a learning behavior that ultimately achieves certain goals or effects under certain situations and behaviors. This view shows that it is precisely because of mistakes that success in life will occur, and failure is the mother of success!
Edison invented the electric light bulb by absorbing the previous experience, and then personally tested the durability of the filament. After 1600 failed experiments, he proved his mistake. Only then did he find that carbon wire was more heat-resistant, so he invented the light bulb.
Learn to reflect on yourself and change yourself after your mistakes, instead of resisting them. This is something that everyone should understand from an early age. Don't be afraid of mistakes, maybe you will learn more after experiencing them. Mistakes can not only improve knowledge, but also accumulate experience and psychological endurance. Mistakes are an indispensable stepping stone to enter the society in the future, and mistakes will bring success.
My mother has a favorite ceramic Guanyin, and she has been with her mother for more than ten years.
One afternoon, my mistake, my good friend Kevin and I played badminton happily in my room. The ball flew around in the air and finally landed on Guanyin's head. With a bang, Guanyin fell to the ground. We all seem at a loss.
Dad saw it, said nothing, shook his head and walked away. Kevin also went home, leaving me alone in the room. My hands are shaking, my heart is beating fast, and my legs don't know when to stop. What should I do? I have fifteen buckets in my heart-so anxious.
Mother was very angry when she saw the broken Guanyin. Her eyebrows are upside down, and her eyes stare like two bells: "How did you break my Guanyin?" I regretted it very much and thought: If I had known this, I wouldn't have played at home. I'm so nervous that I don't know what will happen next. Of course, I also realized my mistake.
Mother's mood gradually calmed down: "This is my favorite thing, so pay attention next time." I was very ashamed, thinking that I broke my mother's favorite thing but she didn't hit me, I began to blame myself: why should I play badminton at home? Why didn't I pay attention to my mother?
My mother told me again, "Breaking Guanyin is a trivial matter. If you break valuables in the future, you will be in big trouble. " I nodded and went back to my study to reflect on myself: "I must pay attention to it in the future and I can't make this mistake again."
I haven't broken anything at home since then. I hope my parents are happy every day.
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