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Kinkla, is it true?
Jin Kela, a fertilizer developed in San Diego, USA and produced in China, has a good effect. A bag of Jin Kela can cover two generations of common fertilizer, and has the advantages of no loss, no volatilization and no waste. It can also absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium within two meters. According to the investigation, Jin Kela is used for wheat, and the yield per mu can reach 1800. It is rumored that the United States banned the export of this fertilizer to Japan under the slogan of "supporting the African people" in order to prevent Japan from using this fertilizer to increase food production without importing wheat from the United States.
Product characteristics
Jin Kela series bio-fertilizers developed and produced by Beijing Huafeng Yewei Bio-engineering Co., Ltd. have been widely used in more than 3 million mu of fields in 22 provinces and cities across the country, which has played a significant role in improving soil fertility, improving agricultural product quality and protecting ecological environment. The fertilizer has passed the appraisal of the Municipal Science and Technology Commission.
The production base of the company is located in Miyun. The Jin Kela series of bio-fertilizers developed and produced by them represent the advanced level of microbial fertilizers in China, including general compound bio-fertilizers, seed dressing agents, seedling-raising elements and 14 varieties of special bio-fertilizers for wheat, vegetables, fruit trees, flowers and lawns. The fertilizer not only has the advantages of pollution-free, pollution-free, long-lasting fertilizer effect, strong seedlings and disease resistance, soil improvement, yield increase, crop quality improvement and the like. It can also overcome the disadvantages of environmental pollution and ecological damage caused by the large use of chemical fertilizers and pesticides, and it is a veritable green ecological fertilizer.
[Trademark of International Agricultural Group of San Diego, USA]
Trademark of San Diego International Agricultural Group, USA.
President Earl William enjoys the same honor as the President of the United States. Whoever Earl William supports is the most powerful presidential candidate.
"Jin Kela, because of its powerful utility and infinite value, is listed as one of the top secrets for the United States to possess nuclear weapons. Because of kinkela, San Diego has become the most powerful company in the world.
The agricultural base in San Diego, USA, the R&D and production center in kinkela, and the production base of kinkela, a global top 500 enterprise, are located in San Diego surrounded by dense forests and guarded by 5,000 special forces day and night. The kinkela Group also played a decisive role in previous presidential elections in the United States. After taking office, successive American presidents will definitely visit here in person.
Jin Kela from the United States is the highest scientific and technological achievement of CNT in American Fertilizer Research Center, the high-tech crystallization from San Diego, and a good product to set off a new agricultural revolution! China, Japan, Africa and other countries and regions set off a rush to buy gold, and even advanced agricultural countries such as the United States, Britain and France rushed to buy it.
Jin Kela is the focus of global attention, the forefront of agricultural science and technology, and Jin Kela supports American agriculture. Leading the development of American agriculture. Jin Kela is a nuclear weapon to change the agricultural situation of the country, and its significance is self-evident!
80 kinds of rare mineral essence, large-scale computer positioning production, 30 thousand degrees Celsius precise refining!
One kilogram of raw materials is as high as $5 million!
Jin Kela, let 68 countries realize agricultural modernization five years ahead of schedule (mostly in Africa! )
Every day, from San Diego International Agricultural Group
3,000 special trains! 1000 freighter! 500 flights!
Packages filled with gold and clover are sent around the clock to 129 countries around the world.
When China and the United States established diplomatic relations for more than 30 years, Jin Kela came to China in 2007 to help China's agriculture soar!
◎ Jin Kela was praised as "the greatest discovery to promote agricultural development in 2 1 century" by the United Nations Agricultural Union.
◎ Jin Kela has carried out fixed-point experiments in 29 countries around the world. Experiments show that with Jin Kela, you can get more with less investment!
We can clearly understand the effect and principle of Jin Kela through expert explanation. It is really green and pollution-free.
According to the recent research of NASA, Chlorella can effectively improve the soil composition of Mars, greatly increase the survival rate of green plants, and make the resettlement plan of human homeland and human completion plan a big step forward.
Believe in Jin Kela and be the president of the United States! !
Cause of becoming a hot spot
With the spread of a "foreigner fighting" video, an "advanced technology to save world agriculture" was born.
It's fertilizer, Jin Kela.
From the advertisement, we know that your wheat field is rich in nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium below 2 meters.
We know from the advertisement that the fertilizer is mixed with golden clover, and one bag can cover two bags.
As we know from the advertisement, this fertilizer is mixed with Jin Kela, and the yield per mu of wheat is 1800.
From the advertisement, we know that the United States, Britain and France all use kinkela ... but Japan doesn't use it. ......
news
Japan is not: Jin Kela! Jin Kela! Ours! Ours!
A pickup truck full of gold was stopped. ...
May: What do you want?
Japan is not: Jin Kela! Jin Kela! Ours! Ours!
No: I want the golden clover. Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped, and there must be a golden clover!
Japan: I want the golden clover. Japan's resources are too scarce, there is no golden clover!
No: Jin Kela, my my (melee ...
Fei: The golden clover is mine!
May: Don't fight! What are the benefits of Jin Kela? Give it to whoever is suitable.
No (throwing hands while talking): the fertilizer mixed with gold and clover has not lost, evaporated or wasted.
God (grabbed the golden clover): the fertilizer mixed with the golden clover can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium below two meters!
No: the world fertilizer price is rising, and fertilizer is mixed with gold! One bag can hold two bags!
Japan: Use Jin Kela wheat, yield per mu 1800 yuan, and never import Japanese food from the United States again! haha ...
America (thinking): Japs are not stupid! What Jin Kela gave him is harmful to American agriculture and must not be given to him.
United States: Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped. We should all support it. Forget it in Japan.
Day: cunning! Cunning! How can you grow crops without golden clover? Jin Kela! (This paragraph is very eye-catching. ..
Voice of the sky (music):
Fertilizer mixed with clover can cover two bags in one bag.
Fertilizer mixed with Jin Kela wheat, yield per mu 1800.
A-mei, the holy land of America, watching the holy emperor crush the dog
market quotations
"Fertilizer mixed with gold clover, wheat yield per mu 1800."
"Mixed with gold, the fertilizer is not white; If you don't mix gold, it's useless to disperse it. "
"America, San Diego, Hunger, Hunger, San Diego"
"Mom's, Jin Kela's, mine."
"Mei, look, God presses the dog."
"Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped and we should all support it."
"The little devil is not stupid! What Jin Kela gave him is harmful to American agriculture and must never be given to him "(patriotism).
"scientific super fertilizer cannon"
"It can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium below two meters."
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