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I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time.

I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time and chatted in a circle of friends 1. What if you are thirsty? Go for a walk by the sea; What should I do if I am hungry? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you have no guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; What should I do if I miss you? So send a text message and try it.

2. Friends will stay together all their lives, and hot pot will take one bite after another.

The teacher said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

4. If the brain can't hold anything, just hold it in your stomach.

I am not thin today, because I am so happy to eat hot pot in cold weather.

This winter, I want to eat hot pot, go shopping, drink milk tea and watch the first snow with my favorite people.

7. Sleep during the day, walk around Jiao Da at five o'clock in the afternoon and drive to Henan Polytechnic for two minutes. It is suitable for eating hot pot in rainy days, and it will soon be full. The evening breeze in early autumn is very comfortable, so I'm going to pack my things and go back.

8. I may have been the bottom of hot pot in my last life! Why else do I love hot pot so much, hahaha!

9. Every time I eat hot pot, I know that I have diarrhea. Immortality is one of my …

10. Every time I go, I will make a big table of delicious Caicai. My husband made hot pot and mixed the sauce. It's cool to eat hot pot in cold weather.

1 1. Traditional snacks have been handed down to this day, and friends from all over the world have come to taste them early. No matter whether you are used to eating or not, your face is full of smiles! Beijing Roast Duck Zhajiang Noodles and Tianjin Steamed Buns are well-known, Hubei vermicelli is praised by everyone, and Chongqing Hot Pot is full of praise! Yunhe is a powerful country with an ancient civilization of 5,000 years, and its historical sites are amazing. Chinese descendants have a good meal!

12. Zhong Zhen wants to eat hot pot and have an oil dish. Sesame oil and garlic. All kinds of delicious food. The thought of it makes my mouth water.

13. The hot pot is loud and my heart is pounding.

14. Watching the sunrise, I saw a mermaid pick up a transshipment bead at the seaside and then go fishing in the sea. I found a hot pot restaurant to do it at noon.

15. Eat delicious food in your stomach and keep lovely people in your heart.

16. I really want to take you out to see me eat hot pot in such a cold day.

17. Mom said that in snowy days, we should change our hair style, eat hot pot, sleep late, listen to music and read books.

18. It goes well with hot pot on snowy days. Eat hot pot at night.

19. I ate hot pot at Xiaotuaner's house this afternoon, and I was exhausted. Everyone watched My Girlhood together, a very good movie. The hero looks a bit like Kai Ko.

20. I finally got the curry hot pot I've been thinking about for a long time, and I'm in a particularly good mood at the thought of tomorrow weekend.

I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time. Let's talk about the second 2 1. Life should not only eat sweet, but also eat meat.

22. You don't need a copy to eat hot pot.

23. Put a bad mood in a hot pot and feel that life suddenly becomes interesting.

24. Put the bad mood in February into the fat cow and eat it with the bottom of the wok and delicious peanut butter.

25. I want to eat hot pot when I am in a bad mood. The mood after eating hot pot can't be well described in words.

26. Winter is suitable for watching snow, falling in love, eating hot pot and sighing. There is no snow in the south, and my stomach can't taste hot pot. It seems that I can only sigh, sighing that good luck will slip away, or read a book and watch a play.

27. Love to eat meat, serious and timid.

28. I shoot the first snow every year, but the first snow this year seems a little heavy. I heard that hot pot and Sugar-Coated Berry are more suitable in snowy days …

29. Eating hot pot makes me happy, and I am twice as happy today.

30. Eating in the bowl and watching in the pot is the minimum respect for hot pot.

3 1. Winter is the best time to eat hot pot with you.

32. It snows in Beijing ~! However, for foodies, snowy days are the same as eating hot pot ~!

33. Choose to eat hot pot in winter, eat enough and wear warm clothes; Choose to eat hot pot in summer and eat a tune; Learn to change, just like tigers don't eat pigs here.

34. Authentic Chongqing hot pot, full of spicy taste. When eating hot pot, simmer the pot, rinse spicy soup and add delicious sauce.

35. Today's stomach is 128G.

On snowy days, I should have stayed at home to enjoy the snow, drink tea and eat hot pot. What classes have I taken? I'm also called a slacker.

I will go shopping after work. Mimi came back from a business trip today and went home to eat hot pot together. After eating hot pot, she was treated by the Tang Dynasty and ushered in a two-day weekend.

38. You should eat hot pot in winter. Whether it's Chongqing hot pot, rice cake hot pot or instant-boiled mutton ~ in fact, my favorite is tofu pudding.

39. The happiest thing is that the family eats hot pot together. This raw grilled shrimp and crab have long wanted to eat. How can there be such delicious food in the world?

40. Wear your favorite sweater and dye your favorite hair color in winter. You can also eat hot pot, sugar fried chestnuts, baked sweet potatoes, wear windbreakers and scarves every day.

I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time. Let's talk about the weather of 4 1.40 degrees and going out to eat hot pot with a mother with a second child. We are not afraid of getting angry, not afraid at all, not afraid …

42. Eat hot pot and be generous!

43. Warm currents in snowy days. The baby is not here, so I have to make up a summer picture (take you to eat hot pot next time). Life tells me and advises me that it's boring and don't be too curious about other people's lives. Don't live too tacky, read more books if you are ugly.

44. Some people and things are like duck intestines falling into a pot. If you don't catch them quickly, you will get nothing.

45. One person eats hot pot, one person eats Korean food, one person eats Japanese food, and one person eats Lazar, so he will never feel uncomfortable because of loneliness again. I think I'm used to this life.

46. The highest level of eating goods: seeing is eating!

47. The sunshine in early autumn is warm but not dazzling. Playground when it rains, desk covered with books, stone road covered with gold leaves, small rooftop with warm sunshine, small bed in dormitory and small hot pot. These are probably my universities.

48. This weather is suitable for staying with people you like, eating hot pot, drinking hot milk tea, hugging, listening to the sunset and smoking afterwards.

49. I miss you more than going to eat hot pot in snowy days.

50. I used to be happy when I ate a lollipop, but now I need a hot pot and a cup of milk tea when I grow up.

5 1. I didn't like hot pot before, but now I want to eat it as long as it rains or the weather is a little cold. I think maybe I just like doing nothing.

52. Life takes two hours to prepare for the ceremony, two hours to eat, the first time to eat hot pot chicken, super delicious, and my special sesame sauce.

53. The moon has fallen into the sea. Let's fish in the sea tonight.

54. Haidilao tonight.

55. I want to eat spicy shrimp, barbecue, dessert, egg tart, pistachio, hickory, lime slices, spicy beef jerky, roast duck, sesame cake with meat, wheat whirlwind, hot pot, boiled meat slices and cold pot skewers.

56. I want to eat hot pot with my date tomorrow. Do you have any good dating recommendations?

57. I have gradually become accustomed to all this loneliness, eating hot pot alone and tasting all the delicious food alone!

58. Without dreams, the soul will be weightless, and without hot pot, the soul will be lost.

59. Autumn is coming in the south. When the cold wind blows, I think of the days when I ate hot pot in Beijing in winter.

60. I always have a fever for three minutes. Only when I eat hot pot do I keep boiling, snoring, snoring, snoring.

I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time. I want to eat hot pot and make friends.

I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time. I want to eat hot pot and make friends. It must have been hairy belly in my last life, because I like hot pot too much, or it may be because hot pot is so delicious.

Put bad luck into the hot pot and feel that life suddenly becomes interesting.

Hot pot barbecue, a time-consuming and patient food, can only be eaten with the people you love most.

4. The handsome guy is not good-looking, so it is better to eat a hot pot.

I want to eat hot pot, boiled fish and pickled fish when the weather is cold. Kill me, I just gained weight! ! ! !

6. All the favorite ingredients are cooked in the same pot, which liberates the needy households.

7. I have gradually become accustomed to all this loneliness, eating hot pot alone and tasting all the delicious food alone!

8. Swallow your sadness in one gulp.

9. This family likes to eat hot pot. On Saturday, the whole family had breakfast at home, cleaned up with their mother, took the stairs with their father and chatted with their sister.

10. There are hot hot pots all around, which are warm and harmonious. The only son I miss is gone! It's almost winter vacation!

1 1. Eating hot pot meat and drinking hot soup in your mouth is beyond description.

12. Love words can be said slowly, and hot pot must be eaten quickly.

13. Winter is coming. Go to the movies and eat hot pot with people you like.

14. Friends walk together all their lives, and hot pot is eaten again and again.

15. Fear of leaving, fear that you can't love without love, and you can't do it without love. This is the most uncomfortable feeling.

16. Yipin Lemon Fish. Fengyun moved to a new house and invited Xiangyun and me to eat fish hot pot. Whether it is two people, three people or one person, life is not easy. Live well.

17. Long pants can't satisfy me! Soak in hot springs and eat hot pot items automatically!

18. I shoot the first snow every year, but the first snow this year seems a bit heavy. I heard that hot pot and Sugar-Coated Berry are more suitable in snowy days …

19. Have fun eating hot pot in the New Year.

20. You love hot pot so much that you should have been a pot in your last life.

I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time. I want to eat hot pot and make friends (Part II) 2 1. I must be thin, and I must be as thin as 90 pounds. I secretly clenched my fist and dragged my tired and slender limbs to eat hot pot.

22. Why are there little fat cows and sheep eating hot pot, but there are no little fat pigs, because little fat pigs eat little fat cows and sheep around the table.

23. I went to eat hot pot with friends the day before yesterday. When I was ready to eat, I saw some small ingredients missing. I asked the proprietress if she had sesame sauce! The proprietress looked puzzled and said that there was no mahjong, only poker. I'll go, boss Can we stop it?

24. In the water, every tender heart is cooked and tender. A thousand words, into a pot, unspeakable, needless to say.

25. When you loiter, you always get fat.

26. I always wander between full and full.

27. I can't sleep I'm hungry and want to eat hot pot!

28. The world is not worth it, but hot pot and I are.

29. Hot pot is not enough, fresh and good beef.

30. Mom said that in snowy days, we should change our hair styles, eat hot pot, sleep late, listen to music and read books.

3 1. Because I didn't do manicure, I turned grief into appetite and enjoyed the hot pot of a dream person. Nothing special is that I can concentrate on eating.

32. Every time I go, I will make a big table of delicious Caicai. My husband makes the bottom material of hot pot, and the sauce is really speechless. It's cool to eat hot pot in cold weather.

33. The sky is gray and wild, nourishing hot pot to rinse fat sheep.

34. Nothing can't be solved by a hot pot. If there are, then two.

It's really suitable to eat hot pot in snowy days, as long as you don't keep yourself awake like me.

36. It's perfect to eat hot pot with friends at home on snowy days.

37. I like eating hot pot, and I like you better.

38. Jiangshan has a jade tripod, which is boiled and fragrant.

39. I want to eat hot pot I really want to eat hot pot. I like hot pot too much. I must have been the bottom of a hot pot in my last life.

40. I hope I can sit around your table, eat hot pot and drink big kiln, and talk about life in snowy days.

I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time. I want to eat hot pot and make friends (Part III) 4 1. I want to eat hot pot in summer, and there is another thing in this world called hot pot ice cream! Ice cream is cold, it will offset the heat, so it won't get fat!

42. Eat hot pot on snowy days and have an eleven-day holiday on Thanksgiving Day.

43. On snowy days, I should have stayed at home to enjoy the snow, drink tea and eat hot pot. What classes have I taken? I'm also called a slacker.

44. Put those who are in a bad mood in a hot pot and feel that life suddenly becomes interesting.

45. Eat hot pot! The happiest thing is to eat hot pot with my family! Fat is fat! Happiness is the most important thing!

46. I want to eat spicy strips, hot pot and beer ... but I just pulled out my teeth and dare not eat anything heavy. I'm starving. Oh, no, I am too greedy.

47. The first cup of milk tea in winter and the first hot pot in the first snow will never catch up with others' first meal.

48. Milk tea with hot pot became a Tuesday weekend.

49. I said I want to fall in love before winter comes, but I just want to eat hot pot.

50. I used to be happy when I ate a lollipop, but now I need a hot pot and a cup of milk tea when I grow up.

5 1. I like hot pot so much that I felt like a pot in my last life.

52. I'm not bragging. I'm wearing all my clothes and my hands are still cold. I can only hope for hot pot! Hot pot! Hot pot! Hot pot!

53. Come out for hot pot? My treat.

54. Eat hot pot with Zhou Xiao.

55. What is old? The hot pot is still rolling, the coke is still bubbling, and you are still by my side.

56. Authentic plateau yak meat, with local characteristics, is really great! A tiring and fulfilling day.

57. The person who can sit with you and eat hot pot shows that you are from the same world.

58. Every time I eat hot pot, I feel hungry in the middle of the night ... Hot pot really doesn't suit me!

59. Hot pot is a good match on snowy days. Eat hot pot at night.

60. You should eat hot pot with your beloved on snowy days.

I haven't sent a circle of friends for a long time.

1, such tangled feelings have haunted me for many years, but I still smiled.

2, don't pretend in front of me, put away your hypocrisy.

It's not that I am unhappy, but that I want too much.

Our love has been wandering at the crossroads.

I will wait for you to put my heart back.

6. Sunflowers will still think about the sun quietly after the rain.

7. The road ahead is steep, but I know that as long as you are there, any difficulties will become a thing of the past.

8. It is my sorrow to miss you, and it is my sorrow to miss you.

9. I smiled blankly, but I couldn't cry.

10, I want to draw a spongebob to accompany me, because I am afraid that you will leave.

1 1. I didn't understand what this meant until I met you. The poor must have compassion.

12, sometimes, sleeping is also a kind of enjoyment.

13, next stop, will you go?

14, I want you to be the happiest man and let you know that it is not wrong to choose me.

15, some words can't be said, just like some words, they can't be firmly held.

16, I thought it wouldn't hurt. Why can't tears stop flowing?

17, there must be results if you pay, but it's not me waiting for you.

18, I really want to point to my heart and tell you that there is no you here.

19. The school is a prison and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years.

20. I feel like a clown, being laughed at by others.

2 1, the sentence buried in my heart, I love you, how can you not understand?

22, strict vegetarian diet, just to cover up the sadness in my heart.

23. You not only ruined my people, my heart, but also that loyal feeling.

In fact, I miss you without you.

25. What will life be like if I leave you?

26. How can I not be sad when you are so happy?

27, strange city, empty room, shouting like a break, silently bolting.

I don't want us to be strangers. You know that's not what I want.

29. I can't find anyone to love, and I would rather live a life without a fixed place.

30. I like a piece of music for a while, and I miss it for a while after listening to it.

3 1, miss, is a pile of sand dunes, is the past dribs and drabs.

32. How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.

33. Smile is bitter, because my heart is cold.

34. Now I have no color and no feeling.

35. I am not picky. I just have an attitude that I'd rather be short of things, that's all.

36. Even without the original love, you still wish me all the best.

37. The neon ferris wheel has our undying love.

38. Walking silently in the rain, thinking of the man who once held his left hand.

Reading people's mood is a very tiring job.

40. Am I asking too far-fetched, or am I living in despair?

4 1, a careless person who always hurts others' hearts! I wish I could forgive myself! Unintentional but always sad!

42. Just simply believe that there is some sadness in the bones and some elusive peace.

43. In everyone's life, some people are very nice, but they can't stay together all the time.

44. I just disappeared, waiting for the next rebirth.

I can stand anything, but the only thing I can't stand is being misunderstood.

46. Always imagine that you are crying, and then your eyes will gradually get wet.

47. I finally made up my mind to put you in the group of ordinary friends, and I won't give up or miss you.

48. Is the top of the Eiffel Tower hiding the happiness I want?

49. It's not that I don't miss you, but that I don't know how to face you.

50. When prosperity is exhausted, it is a belated encounter.

5 1, the wind blew away, and a year passed like this.

52. I don't expect you to think of me, just occasionally think of me and chat with me.

Everything is as beautiful as a fairy tale, too wonderful to be described in words.

54. Bury a city and turn off all the lights.

55. I want to watch it lighter and lighter until I don't want to watch it.

56. If I like it, I will bring tears, then I would rather return it.

A strong woman will cry, but she will never give up.

58. I always fantasize that one day you only belong to me.

59. Spend the long night quietly, don't sleep and let go of your thoughts.

60. Only I can see my stubborn pursuit, but I hope I am not wrong.

202 1 I haven't sent a circle of friends for a long time

1, the most hateful thing is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation.

2, sleep or not listen in class, but learning is still good.

You are disgusted when your heart is broken. When you need me, will you please go where you want to go?

Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

Couples grab a lot in the class, but I think it's better to be single, isn't it?

6. Don't pin your happiness on others. True happiness must come from yourself.

I would rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.

8. Your sympathetic love. Mushrooms keep me cool. Not sparse. Han.

9. Don't think you are important. I can still live without you, and my life is more exciting!

10, remember, you will regret it one day.

1 1. If life often kicks you, don't forget to slap it. Resistance is better than tears.

12, I don't want so many excellent people, I just want you.

13, the most nonsense is the sentence on the cigarette case: smoking is harmful to health!

14, he is fine without me. What qualifications do I have?

15, let me down, I will send you away.

16, why do you sleep for a long time when you are alive, and you will sleep after death.

17, not everyone can make waves in my heart.

18, since you know it well, why should every sentence be sensational?

19. Being single is good. You can have an affair with whoever you want.

20. Don't say how brilliant you will be in the future. Without hard work, everything is empty talk.

2 1, honey, you played with my best friend, so I can only play with your brother.

22. I'd rather be a woman in a group of men than play with my head in a group of women.

23, ambiguous away from me, really close to me.

24. When you are my brother, you must be worthy of the word brother.

25. Money is for dogs, heart is for girlfriends and life is for brothers.

26. The feeling of breaking up without saying a few words to others is not feelings at all.

27, women are books, men are pigs, never expect pigs to read!

28. be a woman Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

29, I have, perfect me, you are indispensable.

30, I eat my snacks, I grow my meat, it's none of your business, are you jealous or envious.

3 1, break up and become friends, and no longer serve.

There are all kinds of dogs behind me.

33. Because of you, I am covered with thorns. You have no right to say pain.

If you regret it, don't come to me. Even if I can't find more love, I won't choose you.

If you don't have the potential to be a lovely girl, you must have the consciousness of being a woman.

36. The more arrogant people are, the more modest they are, and the more incompetent they are.

37. Prostitutes are melodramatic and prostitutes are affectionate.

38. I would rather be lonely than be fettered by others.

39. I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

40. When I am my brother, I will cherish it all my life. If I'm not my brother, don't pretend to be forced in front of me.

4 1, how can you learn to bully people without learning from scum?

42. You have your brotherhood and I have my sisterhood.

43. spell what I want. Make what I don't have!

44. No matter how good the relationship is, don't violate a person's taboo. ...

45. Be smart, wipe your eyes and see the bitch's face clearly.

46. You will never understand my love.

47, black eyeliner, red mouth, oh, my grass, all your mother's head thread.

48, some things don't have to be brave, some people don't have to force.

49. As long as you give me glory, I will be crazy!

I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say regret.