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Super funny and overbearing confession: I like you so much that you will die if you like me.
2, you can't cook, stay away from me and I'll cook for you later!
No one in this world is qualified to like you except me!
4. Why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?
One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.
6, you stand there and don't move, I ran over!
7, you listen to me, I love you ~ ~ Remember!
8. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!
9. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.
10, you clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!
1 1. Love you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?
12, I'll give you whatever you want, as long as I have it. What are you still doing outside? Stay with me.
13, I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!
14, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?
15, I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.
16, none of you can bully her, only I can!
18, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.
19, I must find you when I miss you.
20. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!
2 1, I can't bear to bully others. How can I be bullied by others?
22. Like me, I am on the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?
Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you! 24. My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.
25. I like you and I love you. It's none of your business.
I don't love you when you are twice my age.
27. Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.
28. If you cry again, I will go home and kneel on the washboard.
For a moment, I thought you liked me.
First, the secret I hid is warmed into my coffee every morning and brought to you quietly.
Second, a scene, tired of clowns, laughing at the audience.
Third, maturity is a sudden moment. Step on your pride and let it blossom or rot into mud.
Fourth, if you are born in He Huan, why bother to die?
5. Be firm and persistent when nobody cares. When people are envious, they are quiet inside.
6. Take a deep breath when you are unhappy. This is just a bad day, not a bad life. Why be so hard on yourself?
Seven, rather than walk-on in other people's lives, it is better to be your own starring role.
Eight, don't confuse knowledge with wisdom, knowledge teaches you how to survive, and wisdom tells you how to live.
Rainbow, give me an optimistic attitude, just like the attitude you gave me.
Ten, don't force yourself, how do you know you can't.
1 1. Love without substance is like a piece of loose sand, which will be scattered without blowing.
Twelve, strong is not the hardening of the heart, but the tears can still laugh.
Thirteen, let your smile and sadness become the notch of my life.
Fourteen, after seeing the baby's happy smile, I only feel that growing up is particularly sad.
15. Most of the things you have waited for too long are not what you originally wanted.
Sixteen, for a few moments, I thought you liked me.
Seventeen, nothing is more exhausting than seeing it thoroughly, but not letting it go.
We will leave this world after all. But what is really terrible is not death itself. But when death came, I found that there were too many sights to see and too many wonderful experiences to experience, so I had to leave with full regrets.
Nineteen, only by running constantly can we catch up with our dreams.
20. How wonderful it is to meet you, like hearing the wind in the forest, like the winding stars at night, like the watermelon in summer, like the blue ocean.
Twenty-one, the most admirable scenery is the footprint of your own struggle.
Your name is very short, but it runs through my life.
A great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal.
Meeting someone is fate, falling in love with someone and leaving someone is your own business.
I like you as much as you like me.
1. I'm afraid you will become a little star. In other people's world, twinkling stars, I will hide you in my eyes before I fall asleep.
There are no stars in my eyes, only one person. Look carefully if you don't believe me.
Finally, love turned into canned fish, changed water, air, clothes, fresh feeling and naked flame, and sneaked into the warehouse according to the shelf life.
Love between wind and water is like he likes freedom, but you talk to him about stability.
Maybe love is to feel that a person's heart will only be soft on him.
6. Love would rather look at the back of the head of the person you like than look back.
7. This is the theory of love. You can rub it flat and round, turn it upside down, and whatever you say makes sense.
8. Maybe what makes me happier is meeting you, not love.
9. The old man said that love could run for dozens of miles at that time just to say I miss you.
10. Show your shortcomings and deficiencies to each other in an unobstructed view, but they can still hug each other tightly. I think this is love.
1 1. In fact, love is like this. Either you love me and I love you, or we love each other.
12. True love is not a temporary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result. I know it would be a pity to meet you and not miss it easily.
13. What do you know about love? But the youthful party kills you with shameless and stupid love.
14. Everyone's love is different. Some people are coquetry, while others are miserable.
15. True love is to cherish when you can love and let go when you can't.
I like your confession message.
I like your confession message.
1, I dare not look at you, and I blush when I look at you; I dare not open my eyes, I will see you when I open my eyes; I dare not miss you, but I dream of you when I think of it; I dare not talk about you. You can't stop talking. Can I love you?
2. Keeping you is a lifelong oath, loving you is a lifelong goal, loving you is a lifelong career, and loving you is a lifelong commitment. I love you, dear, and I will always love you. May you always be happy.
3, days, is long; The earth is eternal; Love is intoxicating; Love is obsession; Love is hard to give up; The heart is sincere; You are the only one. I want you to know that I really love you.
4. I love you, not just a simple sentence, but a summary of my thoughts about you day and night, a statement of my concern for you, my commitment to your future life, and my oath of love for you and me. I love you, let me hold your hand. From now on, you and I will never be separated and love each other forever.
5. Pursue you, "I like it"; Choose you, "I am attached"; Love you, "always sincere"; I love you with "no regrets". I love you, and I love your heart forever! Words of repentance
6. I am nothing but thinking about you when I eat and sleep; I don't want to go anywhere, but no matter where I am, I have you in my heart; I didn't do anything, I just kept asking myself what else I could give you; I don't want to promise to love for long, just want to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you. Is this enough to love you?
7. Love at first sight, two hearts sincere, mutual trust, love to this day, ecstasy, hand in hand with you, not talking about separation, homesickness every year, years of dependence, companionship, mutual affinity. On May 20th, I want to say, I love you.
8. Component: I love you; Ingredients: missing; Addition: suffering and loneliness; Date of production: from the date of the meeting; Shelf life: unlimited; Product standard number: 520xx 14.
9. I love you, love confession: I love you "without earth-shattering love declaration", "love commitment", no "rhetoric" decoration, only "real" actions. I tell you from the bottom of my heart: "I love you more than yesterday"!
10, you and I are friends; Get together and stay together, sincerely and permanently; Through thick and thin, live and die together; Hard work is like a bumper harvest, tears flow first! I love you, I won't abandon you when I love you hard, and I will encourage you when I love you sweet!
1 1, you and I, it was an unpretentious but romantic encounter; You and I are the continuation of the happy life in the past; You and I are a beautiful youth idol drama that doesn't even want to stop the sunshine! I love you!
12, I put love in a sentence, between the lines is what you look like; I put love in the blue sky, the sky is high and the sea is wide, which is a declaration of love; I froze my heart, and waiting won't change my mind. Say love to you.
13, I love you, I really love you, I will have you from generation to generation, and I miss you only because of you. I wish you all the best, pure and beautiful, and I love you forever, dear.
Even this bright flame of love will only be ashes? I miss you deeply. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, with no regrets. I only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals. I just want husband and wife to be together, hand in hand, heart to heart. I love you, forever!
15, borrow blue sky as paper, cold wind as pen, and wish as ink to point out sincere wishes. Pursue happiness, add good luck, offer happiness and give it to you who are reading the information. I wish you love and happiness!
16, give you a hug with the most intimate temperature; Take care of you with the gentlest eyes; Take care of you with the most practical actions; With the most sincere feelings, really give you happiness!
17, draw a heart, put on tenderness, put on a bunch of flowers, put on beautiful acacia, taste a piece of candy, taste the taste of happiness, and convey a feeling that I don't love you all the time and miss you every day!
18, I love you and send you a bright moon as a token of my heart. I love you and send you a breeze as a sign of friendship. I love you and send you a drizzle to express my thoughts. I love you and send my best wishes.
19, I'm waiting silly, I hope you come to my side; I thought hard and read deeply, but my infatuation has not changed; I press it again and again and resend it. If you want to read information, can you accept "I love you"?
20. Your jokes are the antidote to my troubles. Your unreasonable troubles only make love more carefree; I know your goodness, I know your beauty, I need to express my love more, I hope you smile every day!
2 1, one flower blooms and the other flower fails. You are the only flower in the garden and my true love ... because you are the most beautiful and brilliant, and the world is so lovely because of you! Honey, I want to tell you that I love you!
22. When the first ray of sunshine wakes up in the morning, I am thinking of you; When the first little flower blooms in the sun, I am thinking of you; When the first breeze blows in the afternoon, I am thinking of you; I was thinking of you when my first dream appeared at night. I love you, love you, and wish you happiness!
23. There are two loves: famine and old age; Love has two words: I love you and you love me; Love has two places: Tianya and Haijiao. Love is not two parallel lines, because the world between us will have an end. Let's hold hands and carry out love to the end!
24. When will there be a bright moon? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder when the end of the world will come. The palace in the sky will be exhibited again, and the human situation will change suddenly. Turn over from slavery and share May with me. Honey, can I see you at fifteen?
25. Sooner or later, it's good to meet you. More or less, as long as you care about me. It's good that the wind or rain can keep you. It's good that we are together. Dear, may you be happy because of me.
26. I don't have you in my eyes because you are in my blood; You are no longer in my blood, because you are in my heart. Dear, no matter where you are, you are the only one for me.
27, have a pair of hands, hold it and don't want to let go; If you have shoulders, you don't want to go if you lean on them; Have a hug, hold it tightly and don't want to part; There is an oath, and I don't want to leave if I promise it; There is an agreement that you don't want to leave after you say it; There is a person who doesn't want to let go after holding hands; When I sent it, there was a blessing that I missed you: I missed you.
28, the sound of flowers, the wind knows, the wind broadcasts a slight fragrance; When the rain falls, my heart knows something and my heart writes something; Read your voice, dream of knowing, dream of hiding acacia; I miss your voice, I know: How are you?
29. There is an arrangement called fate, which has its own destiny. There is a network called love, which is long, sparse and not leaking. There is a kind of love called missing, which is everywhere and stumbling. I really miss you.
30. In ancient times, we didn't send text messages, chat online, cross oceans or get stuck in traffic jams. If I miss you, I will walk five miles over two mountains to hold your hand.
3 1, do you love me? If so, please undertake all the obligations of love, that is, think more about me every day, love me more every day, care more every day, contact more every day, and be sure to finish it!
32. I miss you silently, I really love you, I love you deeply, I protect you well, I dream of you sweetly, I hug you gently, I quietly say I love you, and I really want to see you!
33. A promise of love, a heart waiting for a lifetime, a greeting from a warm day, and an eternal yearning for you. I am waiting for your reply. May my existence make you happier!
I looked east, west, south, north and up and down. I've looked everywhere, but I can't find my heart. Suddenly I understood that you stole it.
35, please don't let go, flowers, my love is in your palm; Please don't forget that the agreement of flowers will integrate my feelings into my heart; Touching endless thoughts, sketching endless traces of lovesickness, your smile is all in the world of mortals, and I will cherish fate and love you endlessly!
36. I am afraid of the dark. I want your comfort. I am very haggard. I want your comfort. I can't sleep without your concern. I can't face tomorrow without you. I will never learn without you!
37. Your happiness is exclusively sponsored by me: your pain is exclusively borne by me; Your temper, I bear exclusively: your life, I accompany exclusively. Baby, love tiger oil!
38. Time can take away my face, but it can't stop my heartbeat. Life can temper my will, but not my feelings. Rain can fill the ravine, but it can't fill my yearning for you. Magpies can bring good news, but they can't say I love you. Dear, my love for you has melted into every grass, tree, flower and tree, and it will always be lush and fragrant, accompanied every year!
39. No matter whether my life is stable or turbulent, I will keep you in my heart, let my deep feelings impact my heart every day, let my pulse beat all my thoughts, and let my message convey my desire to accompany you.
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