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Why not go to the gym again?

If it is only for me personally, it must be the late stage of poverty and lazy cancer.

Then, I will explain why I no longer go to the gym from these two aspects. First of all, through online inquiry, it is found that the annual fitness card amount generally ranges from 1 1,000 to 3,000 yuan. Of course, different devices will have different prices. For example, the annual card of 1000 yuan is only basic sports equipment, such as treadmills and spinning bikes, while the gym with the annual card from 2000 to 3000 may be equipped with an additional swimming pool.

Every time I apply for a new year's card, I will continue to add drama to myself. I will definitely keep exercising every day, from 6 to 8 every day. After three months, I can be a bodybuilder, but actually I want to go home and lie down from 6 to 8. Although I kept telling myself that rounding is equal to having no money, I only went for three days in the end. So I finally lost money and couldn't sell it on the second-hand website. I have to fight with all kinds of greedy and cheap buyers, and I have to shoot an annual drama in which Chinese cabbage is eaten yellow.

As a procrastinator and lazy cancer patient, it is difficult for me to get dressed and go to the gym honestly, just like going to bed early and getting up early. The difficulty is 100%, and the realization probability is zero. Of course, people can't live without hope. After all, it is also achievable. Therefore, one of the problems we often encounter is that we have finished writing the turtle in our hearts before we can walk eight characters. Say to procrastinators: You should go to bed early, just like say to depressed patients: Why can't you be cheerful little by little? Chicken ribs with the same result are invalid. After repeatedly failing to fight against people's inertia, I learned not to go to the gym.

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