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The performance of love rat's chat

1, playing hard to get, hot and cold.

He will be very warm to you from time to time, Doby, and you will be extremely cold and ignore you from time to time. It often makes you confused and confused. It's like riding a roller coaster. It's high for a while, low for a while, excited for a while, and calm for a while.

This routine is commonly used by acrobatic monkey trainers, that is, feed a peach to the monkey, then he shakes the remaining fruit at the monkey and carefully puts it back in the house and locks it. So the monkey thought about eating peaches every day and accepted the training obediently.

Pretending to be mature makes you feel inferior.

He seems to know astronomy above and geography below, and he knows a lot of truth in the middle. Pretend to know a lot in areas you don't understand, give you all kinds of guidance when you are confused, and call it "for your own good", but what is false is false. After careful observation and a little verification, you will find that it simply cannot stand scrutiny.

And sometimes he will hurt you, crush you, suppress your self-confidence, and make you depressed, as if it is your luck and luck that he doesn't dislike you, as if he is here to save you.

You just need to remember that true love is tolerance, praise, appreciation, not belittling. That's enough.

3, habitual vague, chop and change

It is easy to judge. Women have a sixth sense. It's time to make good use of it. He will often say that he is busy and has a lot of communication, pretend that he is very popular, and show that he is excellent from time to time. Many girls like him. Actually, I'm chatting everywhere, full of bad water. Eating in the bowl and watching in the pot is extremely hidden. I seldom report my whereabouts. I dare not answer the phone, or even video. I just send text messages or WeChat.

4. Describe the future and draw cakes to satisfy hunger.

It is typical to say all the good things first and then do all the bad things. He will give you one promise after another about the future, but he "takes it one step at a time". You are just a role that anyone can replace to him, but he is the world to you.

Or "predecessor 3" put it well: the future is so far away, how can I be sure that your future is my future; The future is so far away that you are not even sure that you will be good to me now. How can I be sure that you will be good to me in the future?

5, selfish, not active, not refusing.

At first, he was generous. It doesn't matter if he is far beyond his ability. Even if he overdraws, he will pay you back. If he had one hundred dollars, he would lend you two hundred dollars. But don't be fooled by this routine. He bids for all his efforts and will come back after you have passed the early pursuit period.

Wechat has no change for a while, forgets to bring my wallet for a while, and the mobile phone is dead for a while. It has evolved into a normal state, and you have to pay for everything yourself. What's more, you will even reach out and borrow money, and then don't pay it back. He seldom gives you gifts, but he will accept whatever you give him and never feel embarrassed, as if he took it for granted.

6, no exposure, not responsible for

He will never bring you into his life and circle of friends, nor will he introduce his friends to you, let alone let his parents know. In the circle of WeChat friends, he will never post anything between you, nor will he allow you to post it, saying that "Xiu Ai En died quickly". But have you ever wondered, in the era of free love, why do you want to make it like underground love?

When it was time to break up, his ugly face was exposed. He speaks ill of you and makes you useless. He does everything he threatens and even threatens to get back at you. Everything pushes you out to block the knife, just to save yourself.

Because he is afraid that if you reveal his true colors, it will affect his new life and let others know his true colors, and then he can't continue to be love rat.