What cute and humorous message should I send him?

The underworld boss asked with a dignified face: 1 plus 1 what is it?

You thought about it for a long time and said, two.

He raised his gun and blew a shot at you, saying, it's not that I want to kill you. You know too much.

2

This is a very sad love story. A long time ago, in the tiger kingdom, there was a brother and sister who both had special abilities. My brother has a pair of clairvoyant sisters and clairvoyant ears. They grew up together, happy or sad ... They fell in love. They know that this kind of love is not allowed … but they can't control themselves! My father is very angry, and my mother Lacrimosa is also very sad! They gave up all the gifts that God gave them, and their brothers could not see or hear their sisters' ears.

Thousands of years later, a musician was deeply moved by this beautiful and touching love story ... He wrote a piece of music ... I couldn't help but feel sad after listening to it. I hope you will be moved … the lyrics are like this …

"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, one has no eyes and one has no ears. Very strange, very strange.

three

A: Unfortunately, my wife took all my property and ran away. B: You're still lucky. My wife took all my property, but she still refused to leave!

four

Without your God.

Not blue.

Every day without you

angry

Without your spirit

Lawless

Life without you

very difficult

When can I have you?

My lover

Renminbi!

five

Never change ...

Look at the phone as soon as it rings.

I just want to be denied.

Still pretending

alas ...

Just press it.

Still press it ...

Seeing you so good.

I wish you happiness every day!

six

I watched the night star last night and found that you have recently made a lone star. Unique solution: 1. Go to the door; 2. Holding a handkerchief; 3. Hold the door frame with your left hand; 4. Throw a handkerchief with your right hand. The spell is: come and play, guest officer!

seven

When upset: I'll give you a bottle of bubble water, you can use it to blow bubbles, and then use a fan; While jumping and fanning, I shouted: I fanned bubbles, I fanned bubbles, I fanned bubbles.

eight

Why are you doing this? Why? Why on earth did you stop what you were doing to read the text message? If you don't read this message, you will die! Can you read a good book that is so easily disturbed? Reflect on yourself. The party and the people despise you.

nine

As we all know, the book 14 written by Jin Yong in those days can be linked into a sentence "Flying snow shoots white deer and laughs at fairy tales", but do you know that seven Harry Potter books written by J.K. Rowling can also be linked into a sentence?

The answer is, hahahahahahaha.

10

Life is just a few decades

Money can't buy an inch of time. ...

In my Me Before You.

My life is unremarkable.

There is no luster.

Until I met you.

Minecraft;?my?world ...

It's all black, haha

1 1

middle

country

silver

line

teach

you

know

no

wrong

banknote

first

will

one hundred

Yuan dynasty (1206- 1368)

banknote

ticket

correct

break

and

correct

break

use

hand

bullet

one

under

and

many

bullet

number; amount; how many; how much

under

and

use

force

bullet

one

under

In that way

After ...

beat

open

banknote

ticket

look

look

Fine soft hair or feathers.

owner

seat

have

no

have

flow

nose

blood

no

have

as soon as...

be

wrong

about

dispatch

give

I

place

reason

………