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Slogans are propaganda slogans written in short words. In our life, we often see some humorous banners. Here are some interesting banners. Let's have a look!

1. I'm old in the world and young in the world. I'm still in poor health. Don't bump into me!

2, sweaty palms.

3. The new car is on the road, and there is a killer inside.

4. Super melon is on the scene.

5. The brake and throttle are not clear, so it works!

6. I once saw an aunt driving, and there was a sign on the back: "Think of me as a red light."

7. Just think of me as a red light!

8. I won't hang up after the first gear, and I am proficient.

9, come on, mutually assured destruction!

1, dare to pass over my head!

11, a small face is stuck: the middle face.

12. Alto Car: Don't bully me, my brother is Audi.

13. If you love me, chase me, but don't kiss me!

14, I haunt, pay attention!

15. If you can't drive it blindly, you'll be in a hurry!

16. Take care of older female drivers!

17, novice hand tide, the more push over the surface.

18. Move obstacles, please go around!

19. Don't climb, be careful!

2. Don't kiss me, my husband is in there!

21. You are the master.

22, you are in a hurry, you go first.

23, don't "kiss" me, I'm afraid of "repairing"!

24. I am a meat, and the car is a mill. Everyone calls us "Chinese hamburger". Delicious! Don't taste it!

25. Novice (female)

26. When you see this line, your car is too close to me.

27. Taxi: overhaul and running-in. Welcome to overtake!

28. If you don't think I'm dirty, come and lick it!

29, old cars are worn out and run in.

3. When you see this line, your car is too close to me!

31, the old car is new, stay away from me!

32. Having been driving for two years, it's the first time to touch a car! It's up to you

33. Female driver+running-in+first time = devil wears Prada.

34, don't look at me, look at the road!

35, more than a gear will not hang.

36. Please pay attention to reversing at any time!

1. People need face, trees need skin, and telephone poles need cement.

2. Although the famous flowers are taken, loosen the soil.

3. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, and all the way sparks and lightning.

4. The mouse took the knife and looked for the cat all over the street. The brothel is full, who knows loneliness.

5. Grandpa came from his grandson.

7. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

8. lower the national flag and lift me up.

9. it's a slippery road in the dark. Times are complicated.

1. I'm not a prisoner; If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, exterminate the grass.

11. suddenly look back. There is a dog behind him.

12. don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt money.

13. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

14. No matter how high the grade is, I am afraid that the knives and clothes will be hung again and a brick will fall down.

15. Sometimes I'm as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the world.

16. The idea is rich and full, and the reality is very skinny.

17. No amount of water can make you feel lonely.

18. When pants lose their belts, they know what dependence is.

19. Only when you hold your son's hand can you know that he is ugly, and his face is full of tears.

2. If the relationship is long-lasting, when will you stay unmarried?

21. The evil seeds left behind in the past are called memories.

22. if you can't bear it, you can bear it again.