What are some funny jokes that make you laugh and cry?

1. I saw a joke on the Internet:' Sir, do you buy a house? If you don't buy it, it will go up again' I have already bought it'. Have you considered selling the house recently? Recently, house prices have fallen well, as a matter of fact, I have no money and no house, and the other end of the phone is silent. Sir, we're here to hand out leaflets for developers. One day in 80 yuan, regardless of meals. If you are interested, you can contact us. "It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not. Go to the house and have a look! ! ! ! ! All the famous brands in our store sell two, both of them! ! ! ! ! ! Pick two of everything and buy two of everything! ! ! ! ! ! Take whatever you choose and buy whatever you want! ! ! ! ! ! The original price is ten dollars and eight dollars! ! ! ! Now the whole audience sells two pieces! ! ! Two dollars for processing and two dollars for selling! ! ! ! ! ! Real clearance, real dumping! ! ! ! ! ! You don't have to ask, you don't have to bargain, and you're not afraid of being slaughtered! ! ! ! ! ! Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything! ! ! ! ! ! Pick and choose, sell two pieces in the audience and buy two pieces of everything! ! ! ! ! ! Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything! ! ! ! ! ! Pick and choose, sell two pieces in the audience and buy two pieces of everything! ! ! ! ! ! Two dollars, can't buy a loss! ! ! ! ! ! You can't buy it for two dollars! ! ! ! ! ! Real value for money! ! ! ! ! ! Take the cheap, buy the cheap! ! ! Two dollars, two dollars for everything! ! ! ! ! Sell two pieces in the audience, choose two pieces at will! ! 1! ! Don't miss passing by! ! ! ! ! ! The opportunity is rare, and the audience is cleared! ! ! ! ! ! Loss-making sale Two dollars for the whole audience, two dollars for the whole audience! ! ! ! ! ! A small-scale food company wants to promote the hot sauce before it goes on the market. If you can't afford to rent a billboard in the city, rent a billboard at the gate of the city. After renting the billboard, Sima posted a notice for renting: "Advertising space is rented, 880,000 for the whole year!" There seems to be no doubt about the influence of the sky-high signboard. Gradually, the whole city knows that there is a ridiculously expensive advertising space at this intersection. A month later, the hot sauce advertisement was posted and the market quickly opened. 4. Go out to play on a tricycle, and when you see a wallet in the back seat, tell the master whose wallet has dropped. When I went to get it, I found it tied to the seat and asked the owner what was going on. He said that when there are few cars, guests will choose a car. Every time they choose a car, they will see a wallet behind them, and greedy people will take his car. When they got on the bus, they found that they couldn't get off, so there was nothing they could do. A new fish pond was opened yesterday, and the fishing fee was 100 yuan. After fishing all day, I didn't catch any fish. The boss said that whoever didn't catch a fish would be given a chicken. Many people went, and everyone was very happy when they came back! I think the boss is very interesting! ! ! Later, the janitor of the fishing ground said that the boss used to raise chickens professionally, and there were no fish in this fish pond. 6. Practical case of clearing inventory: I saw 688 pairs of Nike sneakers on the Internet, and the seller said that one fake lost three. So I bought it, but when the courier arrived today, I opened it and found four pairs of fake Nike shoes.