Joke Collection Website - News headlines - But there is one thing: we must start the "Two Public" columns tomorrow. Otherwise, I won’t drink this wine. The village cadres agreed together. I said I would have a drink first, no cheating! So in f

But there is one thing: we must start the "Two Public" columns tomorrow. Otherwise, I won’t drink this wine. The village cadres agreed together. I said I would have a drink first, no cheating! So in f

But there is one thing: we must start the "Two Public" columns tomorrow. Otherwise, I won’t drink this wine. The village cadres agreed together. I said I would have a drink first, no cheating! So in full view of everyone, I drank a large glass in one gulp. The so-called large cup is not like the current tea cup, but a large cup! After drinking a large cup, after three rounds of drinking, I proposed a fist fight. Whoever loses will drink, and I will be the first to clear the level. Everyone present cheered and agreed. I won the first lap, and I still won the second and third laps. I lost on the fourth lap, and Section Chief Ge took over immediately. His boxing skills are also really good, and he basically never loses. As soon as he loses, I will take over and fight again. The scene was really lively. I forgot to drink a few kilograms of wine, and the secretary and the village chief were the only ones left on the scene. I had a fist-fight with them and agreed not to refuse, and we would finish the "Two Public" columns tomorrow. The secretary, the village chief, and the village chief were already eighty-nine drunk, so they clapped their chests and promised. Secretary Feng doesn’t drink and keeps cheering with a smile. I asked Secretary Feng to be a witness. In the end, the village secretary was drunk first. The village chief was even more drunk and cute. He used the tail of a fish that came up as a spoon and couldn't catch it no matter how hard he caught it. I was too drunk myself, but I still felt clear-headed. Secretary Feng said, OK, go to bed early, we have a column tomorrow! In the end, I forced myself to return to the township government and fell asleep as soon as I lay on the bed. I still felt a headache the next morning and completely forgot how I came back from the village last night. The next morning, I ran to this village early. I was pleasantly surprised to find that painting and tidying up a wall in the village committee had already started, and two teachers were busy drawing lines and proofing on the wall, sorting out the "two disclosures" materials. A man with his head wrapped in white cloth was directing from one side. Upon closer inspection, he turned out to be the village chief. It turned out that he drank too much yesterday, lost his footing, fell, and broke his head. Made me laugh. The village chief said, you can't, don't leave at noon today, let's have another drink! I said, you can complete the task better than any drink you drink. If you come to the countryside another day, I’ll treat you to a drink! The village chief said, I didn’t expect you, a Shanghainese, to be so good at it. If I had known you had worked in a blast furnace, I wouldn’t have drank like this with you. Yesterday’s loss doesn’t count!

I work as a political commissar in Taogou Township, and I get along very well with the cadres and the masses in Taogou Township. All the village cadres regard me as a good friend who has been with me for many years, and they affectionately call me "political commissar." The three major tasks of Taogou Township were completed well. One year later, I was selected as an "Outstanding Political Commissar" by the Organization Department. This is the only work team with the title of "political commissar" in the history of Suzhou City.

Many years later, I almost forgot about it. Once I went to Taogou Township. In the office of the township party committee, a man suddenly came in and shouted to me, "The political commissar is here?!" This shocked me. In an instant, all the dusty past events came to me. Before my eyes.