Who does McDull secretly love? Answer robot cat

W: I want to find a boyfriend. M: Let me help you. "There is a good one in our dormitory." . Woman: Aren't you distressed that I am with him? . Man: Think too much? Don't worry, I have nothing to do with him.

Three men went to propose to the woman. Parents: Tell me about their respective situations. A: I have 6.5438+million; B: I have a mansion worth 20 million;

The woman's parents are very satisfied and ask C, what do you have at home? C: I have nothing except one child.

Now the baby is in your daughter's belly. AB is speechless and left.

This case tells us a simple truth. The core competitiveness is not money and houses, but people who have their own in key positions.

Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. She felt that there were too many pimples on her face, so she sliced it herself and applied it to her face.

Who does McDull secretly love? Answer: robot cat. Because "McDull advertising song"

When I was a child, my teacher told me that everyone has a diligent villain and a lazy villain. You hesitate, they fight.

Diligent villains often beat lazy villains out of the water in primary school, tied in junior high school, and lazy villains often win in high school.

But when I got to the university, I suddenly found that they stopped playing, and the damn diligent little man was killed.

Let's take pictures.

At Christmas, every blue child who is not accompanied by an aluminum child can only tighten his collar at the street corner in the cold wind and listen to the sad and sad songs from the wind that really resounds through the city.

"Single boy! ~ single boy! ~ single all the way! ~~~"

The most useless sentence in the world: 1. Police: Don't run! 2. National Football Team: Win! 3. Teacher: Students, don't sleep!

Patient: Doctor, please be gentle! 5. female: no. 6. Parents: Stop it, son. 7. Criminals: I am wronged!

Xiaoming was not good at math and was transferred to a missionary school by his parents. Six months later, I got straight A's in math. Mother asked, "Is the nun teaching well?

Is it a good textbook? Is it prayer? "Neither," Xiao Ming said. "On the first day of school, I saw a person nailed to the plus sign, and I knew ... they were serious."

North Korea: ... Brother, I want to fight South Korea! China: Automatic reply! North Korea: Brother ... Then you must help me!

China: Automatic reply! North Korea: Brother ... Then I'm leaving! China: Automatic reply!

China: Shit, I just went to the bathroom. What did you say? Are you crazy? North Korea: automatically reply hello, I'm not here now, I'll contact you later.

KINOMOTO SAKURA said to Xiao Qiang, "I kicked you in the exam today. You have to show me."

During the exam, Ruth kicked Xiao Qiang, and Xiao Qiang replied: Meow.

A sculpture was completed in the new building of a university: a girl held a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand.

Outside the school, students were publicly named, and as a result, many people's slogans coincided-reading is the best use!

I knew that I had made a mistake.

I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

I draw a circle on my calendar every day. It was not until Sunday that I discovered that my life was an ellipsis.

Lovers are always house slaves, and those who have houses always make ends meet.

Galvanized coffins are certainly more durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.

Xiaoming asked his father to tell him a story. Dad said do you want to listen to the long one or the short one? Xiaoming: Dragon!

Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing …

Xiaoming: Dad, you'd better make a long story short! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, hum, bang!

In order to attract business, Hot Pot City wrote such a sentence on the billboard: "Self-help hot pot, children under the height of 1 meter, 30 yuan is free for everyone."

My aunt in kindergarten was very excited after reading it. With money from 30 yuan, she led 50 children in her class to Hotpot City.

A child asked a rich man, sir, why are you so rich? The rich man said, when I was young, I had nothing like you. My father gave me an apple.

So I sold that apple, bought two more apples with the money I earned, and then sold it and bought four more apples. Quotations from Weibo

The child said thoughtfully, sir, I seem to understand. Mr. millionaire said, you know your sister. Later, when my father died, I inherited all his inheritance. "

A loyal party member died. God didn't want to accept the soul of an atheist in heaven, so he sent him to hell.

A month later, the prince came sweating and said, "Take that man away quickly. He has trained almost all my children to be young pioneers! " "

God accepted it, and another month later, the prince gloated and asked God, "Where is party member?" God said, "First of all, please call me Comrade ..."

Get some sunshine.

China leaders and American leaders are more loyal than their bodyguards. The American leader ordered the bodyguard to jump from the 10 floor, and the bodyguard knelt down and said, "Come on, I still have family." .

So the president of the United States gave in. The leader of China ordered the bodyguard to jump, but the bodyguard of China jumped without saying anything. The president of the United States quickly caught him in fear. China's bodyguard said, "Come on, I have a family.

There is a very tall coconut tree with four kinds of animals on it. Gorilla, ape and the Monkey King climbed the tree to pick bananas. Which one do you think will be the first?

Test your character. The answer is: 1 monkey is the most typical 250; 2 orangutans have low intelligence and few tendons;

Apes are the precursors of Alzheimer's disease; 4 King Kong is a fool whose head is caught by the door; Have you ever seen a coconut tree grow bananas?

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

Hee hee and haha are good friends, very good friends. One day, haha died. Hee hee is very sad. He went to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you are dead.

The clearest sentence in CET-4 listening today: Now, please ask the invigilator to take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening. . .

Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!

A woman asked a man, "Do I look good?" The man said: You are like Mona Lisa's sister now. The woman said: Really? Who is her sister? The man said: Janet Martha.

It is said that sandstorms have blown to Taiwan Province province. Many old people took to the streets, spread out their hands, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, burst into tears, took a deep breath and said excitedly, 60 years, 60 years, and finally smelled the soil in their hometown.

Showing cute again

My brother went to a primary school to play basketball and heard a junior girl ask a junior boy, "Do you love me or not?"

The boy said helplessly, "My mother gives me money from 3 yuan every day, of which 2.5 yuan is for you to buy snacks.". Do you think I love you or not?

I have a chance to add clothes before me. I don't cherish it until I catch a cold. If God gives me another chance to start over, I will not hesitate to add all my clothes.

Mcdull

1. When I was a child, McDull was innocent and full of fantasy and hope.

2, if you survive, there must be pot porridge.

3. Strong kidney is power.

4, the weather is unpredictable, and people have misfortune.

5, smell the chicken and smell the chopsticks!

6, lovers will eventually deduct meat.

7. If the relationship between two people is long-term, it is in pork and pork.

8, a threesome, there must be a pig head.

9. Even a piece of beef should have its own attitude. You should be careful and be good at this. You know, a wonderful life can't be just lean meat, but also a proper fat blending, surrounded by white meat tendons, and a good grasp of the angle, posture and heat of jumping into the oil pan, so as to finally become an excellent sirloin steak ~

10. My wish is to be a headmaster. I will go to eat hot pot every day after I collect the students' tuition. Eat spicy hot pot today, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow and pork bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. The teacher praised me straight: McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life!

1 1, May, do you call me lazy or lazy?

12, McDull is finally growing up. In the face of reality, he found that he was not Tony Leung Chiu Wai and had an ugly birthmark on his eyes. He found himself stupid and ran into a wall everywhere in this difficult world. Hope ... Disappointment ... Hope ... Disappointment ... Over time, this place has become the world of big friend McDull. Mcdull's growth is not only the change of dubbing, but also his monologue is full of sadness of disillusionment.

13, holding a steamed stuffed bun, suddenly realized that some things don't exist, just don't exist. No, just no, no fish balls, no coarse noodles, no trip to Maldives, no medals, no Zhang Baozai treasures, and Zhang Baozai has never eaten steamed stuffed buns. It's stupid, not that funny. Stupidity will fail and be disappointed. Disappointed, not so funny. Being fat is not necessarily funny. Fat is not necessarily strong. You may not be able to do it if you have strength. Holding the steamed stuffed bun, I suddenly thought, when I grow up, what will happen to me when I have to face this difficult and nervous world, which may not be able to dream or be so funny?

14. My mother quietly threw away the rest of the turkey. It's almost half a year since the turkey thawed, and my dreams and nightmares ended at the same time. I also found that the taste of turkey reached its peak between the time I was ready to eat and the first bite. Then I just started eating, and then I ate. I don't have the mind of a philosopher. I don't know what I should learn from these two things. But these ideas, when I grow up. On some days unrelated to Christmas, it appeared in my mind twice for no reason. Once, at my wedding reception, once, on the day my mother was cremated, I looked at the wisps of gray smoke in the sky and suddenly smelled the thick, chattering smell of turkey. I regretted it and asked my mother to throw away those turkeys.

15, McDull, a child, has a different voice from McDull, a big friend. There are many fantasies and hopes in McDull's world, and there is hope ... disappointment ... hope ... disappointment ... Over time, it becomes McDull, a big friend.

16, if you are not happy to sleep, let him pass. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

17, we should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us, because looking back on our last life, we broke our neck and met in this life;

18, we can move forward slowly, but we must never go backwards. Never back down, the last one is no way back;

19, if you have something to say, don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you, and you don't know what you want. In the end, you can only be sad and disappointed, especially feelings;

Thanks for the coming of the night, I know that no matter how failed today, a brand-new tomorrow is still waiting for me to prove myself. ......

2 1, thanks to my figure, I can travel around the world even if I am bloated;

22. Thank those days that make me sad and let me know that happiness is not far from me;

Thanks to my nose, I can breathe fresh air even if it collapses. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall. Thank the sun for rising again and continuing to light up my dream. Thank God for giving us rain, washing and cleaning our sad and blocked hearts.

Thank you for sticking around and letting me know that someone still loves me. Thanks for your support. No matter how depressed I am today, I will still live bravely.

25, 65438+February 24th, curling white smoke and strange burning smell stirred the stars, and the oven creaked, just like the gospel sent by the angel in advance. Ah. What a beautiful night! My mother and I were sitting on the east coast of Tsim Sha Tsui, swimming in the sea under the light of a small lamp. It is beautiful and gentle. It's really beautiful. I have never eaten anything so thick, even instant noodles and roast duck. The smell of turkey lingering on every taste bud on my tongue exploded, twisted and exploded, just like everything tonight, the most beautiful, the most beautiful, the most powerful and the most gentle.

Mcdull's lines

1, we should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us. Because of past lives, we met in this life! Thanks for your support. No matter how depressed I am today, I will still live bravely.

No matter how bad the world is, there will always be times when people laugh.

If I can arrange my own funeral, besides my good friends in the music industry, what I want to hear most is the songs of Hong Kong children, because that is the most wonderful starting point and the most perfect ending of my life.

5, have something to say, don't wait for the other party to understand, because the other party is not you, don't know what you want, and in the end it can only be sad and disappointed, especially feelings.

6, Mai Tai, er, soon, in your dream!

7, survived, there must be pot porridge.

8. Tom Cruise didn't come. Otherwise, he will suddenly realize.

9, a watermelon, while giving it to you, you don't want it, save it, hehehehehe, I will take it home for my sister-in-law.

10, listen to you, it is better to be a pig for ten years.

1 1. We can move forward slowly, but we must never retreat.

12, this Hong Kong man is shit!

13, stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.

14, this is a colorful world, this is a gloomy world, this is a relaxed world, this is a hard world.

15, I like chicken best, my mother likes chicken best, and I like to eat my mother's and my favorite instant chicken with my favorite mother.

16, although pigs are not as good as sheep, sheep lost a piece of incense to pigs.

17, love is like poop; Sometimes it takes a long time to work hard but it's just a fart.

18, no bones, no meat.

19, a threesome must have a pig's head.

Tom Cruise didn't come, otherwise, he would suddenly realize.

2 1, the taste of turkey, before the first bite, is already the highest peak.

22. Am I lazy or am I lazy?

23. Because of this, when we grow up, when we are happy, when we are sad; When we are hopeful and disappointed, we are glad that there is always a song running around in our hearts, insisting on making it difficult and not difficult; Let the weak, not collapse.

24. You can have an epiphany, but after the epiphany, you are still you.

25. Laugh if you want to cry. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of this world.

26, not fat is great.

27. Don't be fat or sad.

28. Holding a steamed stuffed bun in my hand, it suddenly occurred to me that when I grow up, facing this difficult and tense world, I may not be able to dream, or I may not be so funny. What will I do?

29. Thank you for sticking with me and letting me know that someone still loves me.

30. May, do you call me lazy or lazy?

3 1. If it doesn't exist, it really doesn't exist. If not, then you really can't.

32. Change when you are thin, and encourage when you are fat.

33. When I was a child, McDull was innocent and full of fantasy and hope.

34. Love is like poop; Sometimes it takes a long time to work hard but it's just a fart!

35. If two feelings are long-lasting, it is in pork and pork.

Thanks to my nose, I can breathe fresh air even if it collapses.

37. My wish is to be a headmaster. Every day, I finish the tuition, eat hot pot today, spicy hot pot, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow, and pig bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Cheng praised me straight: McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life!

Thank you for sticking around and letting me know that someone still loves me. Thanks for your support. No matter how depressed I am today, I will still live bravely.

39. Pig's head is valuable, but pork is more expensive. If it's a taste, you can burn both.

40. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.

4 1. Thanks for the coming of the night, I know that no matter how failed today, a brand-new tomorrow is still waiting for me to prove myself.

42. Pigs are endless from generation to generation, and burning meat is only similar year after year.

43. Clear water leads to no fish, while pig fat leads to no life.

44. It turns out that some things are not available and cannot be obtained. Originally stupid, not so funny, disappointed, not so funny.

45. Mrs. Mak, I will wait until I have money.

He is not an imbecile, he is just kind.

47. McDull, mom, will you take me to Maldives?

48. Thank God for the rain, which washed away my sad and blocked heart.

49, wheat, famous pocket, fat in the word, fat at birth, fatter after development, fatter, fatter at death, called dead fat pig!

50. If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

5 1, you don't respect me, I respect you, you still don't respect me, I still respect you. If you don't respect me, I'll waste you.

52. That's it. My broken gong-like voice can actually perform all over the country. At this time, I don't know whether it is my stomach or my heart. I think there are too many angel clocks.

53. I hope music is the only trace I left in this world, not glitz and vanity.

Thanks to my figure, I can travel around the world even if I am bloated.

Thanks to the rising sun, I continue to light my dream.

56. Unfortunate things happen in the sky, and people are doomed.

If you are not happy to sleep, let him go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

58, thin is expensive, followed by flower meat, fat is light.

59. McDull, Mom, when will you get rich?

Doing so many things is like the stars in the sky, flashing, flashing, flashing, but suddenly I don't know who's coming, I unplugged it, and everything is back to night.

6 1, that's it. I thought something wonderful would happen, but still, this McDull is still so fat, so kind, so straight and so stupid.

62. Never back down, and no way back will be the last one to back down.

63. McDull is ordinary but happy with his happiness.

64. Actually, I don't know what touching means, but my heart has been churning, and I feel a little like crying, which is very uncomfortable and very happy.

65. Only then did we really understand how to thank the silly headmaster when we were young. He gave us the most precious gift in life. Thank you, headmaster.

66. People are never good, and pigs are never fat.

He not only has no waist, but also has no neck!

68. He is not mentally retarded, but kind.

69, a pig is super alive, everyone is happy.

70. Holding a steamed stuffed bun, I suddenly realized that some things are not available, or they are not available.

7 1, I am like a piece of meat, buckle plum vegetables, buckle your hand.

72. In the sky, I would like to be a wing bird. On the ground, I would like to be a pig with a tail.

73. Love is like poop; It's the same every time, but it's different.

74. Eat more human flesh and lose less human flesh.

75. Thank those days that made me sad and let me know that happiness is not far away.

Mcdull's quotations

Pig's trotters are born in the south, and a few will be sent in spring.

Is it a pleasure to sleep while eating?

In a threesome, there must be my pig; Choose the plain, melt it, but step on the plain.

This is the same student. What's your hurry?

Pig head is expensive, pork is expensive. If it's a taste, you can burn both.

Worship God? Don't forget the chicken, the group cooks pigs in the New Year.

Give me a head and a tail.

Moving without eating is thin, and eating without moving is fat.

Be sensitive, eat well, and smell it without shame.

There are many people who get food, but few people who lose food.

Clear water means no fish, while pig fat means no life.

Take a trip to the world first, then study later.

Although pigs are not as good as sheep, sheep lose a piece of incense to pigs.

After three months of war, a pig is worth ten thousand gold coins.

Keep a pig for 1000 days and eat for a period of time.

The meat is ok, not much.

Who will die in today's world?

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes, and don't let the golden pig face the moon in the air.

A pig is super-living, and men are happy.

Pigs have their own golden houses, and pigs have their own Yan Ruyu.

......

Ten years later, nobody cares, and it is famous all over the world.

People are not good for a hundred days, and pigs are not fat for a hundred days.

I'd rather be a pig for ten years if I listen to you.

Stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.

Those near pigs are stupid, and those near cows are black.

You can't judge a book by its cover, and pork can't be measured. Mcdull: Fish balls, please.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

McDull: Really? Laiwan fish ball rice noodles bar

Principal: No fish balls.

McDull: Really? Na tripe coarse noodles bar

Principal: There is no rough surface.

McDull: Fish balls and noodles, then.

Principal: No fish balls.

Mcdull: Why is there nothing? Then let's eat squid balls and coarse noodles.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

McDull: Sold out again? Bowl of fish balls and rice noodles, please.

Principal: No fish balls.

P: McDull, they are all sold out of fish balls and coarse noodles, but they are all gone.

Mcdull: Oh ~ ~! There is nothing in it ... please give me fish balls.

Principal: No fish balls.

McDull: What about the coarse flour?

Principal: There is no rough surface.

Many times, we are McDull, holding on unnecessarily, but we don't know what we are holding on to.

Holding the steamed stuffed bun, I suddenly realized that some things don't exist, just don't exist. No, just no, no fish balls, no coarse noodles, no trip to Maldives, no medals, no Zhang Baozai treasures, and Zhang Baozai has never eaten steamed stuffed buns. It's stupid, not that funny. Stupidity will fail and be disappointed. Disappointed, not so funny. Being fat is not necessarily funny. Fat is not necessarily strong. You may not be able to do it if you have strength. Holding a steamed stuffed bun in my hand, I suddenly thought, what will happen to me when I grow up and face this hard and tense world, which is not necessarily a dream or a funny one?

As for my shaking feet, I don't know how to explain it, when I don't want to walk, but I don't want to stay there. I shake my feet. Just like squatting, some people don't want to sit there, but they don't want to stand all the time, so they will squat down. Because of my body shape, I haven't tried shaking my feet while squatting. My mother said it would kill me just to think about it.

However, although on windless days, leaves on trees, dead leaves and petals on underground fruits ... sunshine and shadows on butterfly wings, everyone is shaking, shaking ... like dancing, I shake when I see others shaking.

May: My wish is to be an engineer. I do many projects every day. After work, I went to the supermarket to buy a bottle of coke, a bag of salted eggs and a bag of ham, because the price was reduced. XX: My wish is to be a fire chief. Every day, I will put out many fires. After work, I will have a set meal with my team members Xiaoming, Xiaocao and Sister Furong. There are shrimp and fish, and I can also choose melon cups instead of soup. However, it will cost thirty yuan more. McDull: My wish is to be a headmaster. Eat hot pot every day after students' tuition, eat spicy hot pot today, eat pickled fish hot pot tomorrow, and eat pork bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Chen praised me, McDull. You finally found the true meaning of life.

Mcdull's quotations