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Lawrence said: "Politics is a very dark and dirty thing. If you don't hate this darkness and filth and are even interested in kissing it, you might as well try it first. " On the contrary, if you want to have a pure life and have a pure sky in your heart, stay away from politics and even politicians. Marcia and I disagree with this view. We believe that politics can not only bring us ideal pillars, but also benefit the people, join politics and make greater contributions to social progress. So I deliberately said to Lawrence, "Really? Mr. Lawrence, next time you come to my house, should I point a gun at you and say, fuck off, black and dirty guy! Away from my pure home. Is that so? Mr Lawrence? " Lawrence didn't answer this question directly, but said to his mother, "I think Monica is mature. She is surprisingly sharp." Marcia replied, "That's what I'm worried about. She is too sharp-edged to protect herself. Politics is not only sharp, but also many other things. If she can't understand this, there will probably be a lot of pain in the future. " Lawrence said, "If you think so, then I think it's best to keep her away from politics, because the attraction of that whirlpool is almost as great as pollution. I am afraid that she lacks the necessary immunity and will eventually destroy herself. " I immediately refuted Lawrence and said, "But a bird that has never experienced wind and rain can never fly into the blue sky." In my impression, politicians are usually eloquent, and Lawrence is such a person. However, he was speechless in the face of my rebuttal, which made me very excited. To tell the truth, I have the pleasure of challenging authority and winning. Before me, there is another authority. She is my mother.

"Mommy, do you want to stay away from our political friends? If so, I think I can help you. " Mother looked at me in surprise and said nothing.

I was proud of my victory and continued: "I can put up a sign at the door that says: politician, stay away from this home." At that time, I was so proud that I felt that I had won two big shots.

But now, I have a completely different idea about what happened that day. What Lawrence said is true, and his words have been verified. When I kiss politics, I not only defile my lips, even my whole body, even my heart.

A dirty person living in this world can only bring more filth to himself and others, which is one of the reasons why I have to examine myself and make the most profound psychological analysis of myself.

As early as Jennifer? When flowers published Twelve Years with the President, I had heard a lot of discussions about American private life, especially about whether an American president can have a private life and enjoy the right to privacy like the real American people. At that time, I very much agreed with and even affirmed the tolerance and understanding of Americans in this matter. They forgave Jennifer's frankness and frankness, and even gave her enough recognition. They think that since Jennifer may be attracted to any opposite sex, it is entirely possible to be attracted to the future president.

Moreover, that gentleman was later accepted by the whole United States and became the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces of the United States of America, which fully showed that he was very aggressive. It is human nature for a rational and passionate woman like Jennifer to fall in love with such a man, and she should not make unrealistic judgments.

Americans' tolerance for the book "Twelve Years of Love between the President and me" also shows Americans' tolerance for sex. Twelve years of love between me and the president is a complete and thorough book about sex. Although it is decided by a very special theme, sex is inevitable, otherwise it can't explain how the person she once loved deeply attracted her and why she devoted so much enthusiasm. But I think there should be something else besides sex. Men and women together, not just sex. Even so, the American people generously affirmed Jennifer.

Since it is understandable that Jennifer or other women have an affair with the 40th President of the United States, why can't Monica Lewinsky be understood and accepted?

Someone said, "That's because you moved your things that are not necessarily acceptable to people into the office of the highest authority in the United States. Maybe the whole United States is dirty, but there is at least one holy place, and that is the office, at least in the hearts of the people. You defile it, you defile the whole United States and the American people. " I can't deny the sacred position of that place in the people's minds, but I want to ask, is this really what everyone thinks, what I want to happen or what I planned by wishful thinking? When did Americans begin to emphasize where sex must be or not? Besides, did the office become less pure because Clinton and I had the same passion there, or was it not pure from the beginning?

The most interesting thing is that a newspaper actually declared, "You can have sex anywhere you want, but please don't defile the road in our hearts." In that office, no matter how dirty you think, if you do it, it's guilty, right? Or, as some people say, bringing that kind of thing into the Oval Office is actually a disgrace to the supreme power of the United States and to all the American people. God, have I become the enemy of the great United States of America? Or Americans actually have the habit of throwing dirty water, but they haven't found the opportunity to throw dirty water at will for a long time, and now, this opportunity has finally come.

I've hardly had a quiet day since this incident was raging. I can feel a lot of dirty water throwing at me, and more people are preparing more dirty water, looking for opportunities to throw it at me.

One of the things that people talk about most is what is my purpose?

Lewinsky actually kept a skirt stained with the president's semen. Why on earth? Doesn't that mean she's prepared for the future from the beginning? Doesn't that mean she's going to use this material evidence to get something for herself?