What are the humorous jokes?

Humorous jokes include:

1. Eating with friends in a restaurant. A piece of green pepper meat was served on the table. When I saw it, I was indignant and said, "Isn't this piece of meat too little?" ！” The boss sitting at the counter said sarcastically, "Then kill a pig for you?" I was stunned and said, "How to talk!" The boss said, "Do you call your mother?" I was so angry that I got up and said to my friend, "No, let's go!" " Hearing this, the boss raised his voice and said, "then give you a taxi?"

2. A question in my math test paper: "Oh! Dad gave up! " With the cry of my younger brother, my father's hearty laughter sounded. My father touched my brother's little head and looked at me with loving eyes. I looked at my brother's happy face and suddenly found that his face was so round! It seems to be a circle with a radius of two centimeters. How many square centimeters is the face area of my younger brother? Should I smile at him? Or should I scold the Chinese teacher?

3. In college, there was a classmate, a man and a woman, who had a special personality and were friends with children. They were not noisy and uncomfortable every day. At a dinner party, the two quarreled again. The woman angrily yelled at the man: What you have in your head is a lump of shit! The man didn't even think about provoking directly: then you mean you are a piece of shit! ? After the reaction, both of them turned red! Then, they got together ......

4. I have a young aunt who is only a few years older than me. Once my aunt and I went to the street arm in arm, and it was affectionate. As a result, the passing class teacher found out and went back to tell my mother that she saw my puppy love. My mother asked me what happened that day. . I silently thought about it and said, you ask your sister. . My mother drew a mouth in an instant. Internal injuries ...

Extended information:

1. LZ forced office workers to take the bus early in the morning ... to pay tribute to Brother Brown ... Most people on the bus are in a hurry, but the bus driver in Nima always slides in neutral. That's an emergency. Everyone urged the driver to hurry up. The master said it was so quick. What if something happens? At this time, a weak voice came from the car: If something happens, just say you are a temporary worker! ... well, you conquered labor and capital!

2. China's eternal myth always tells us one thing. For example, Cowherd falls in love with Weaver Girl, and they can only see each other once a year. Yong Dong fell in love with the seven fairies, and the seven fairies went to prison. When Xu Xian fell in love with lady white snake, lady white snake was put in the Leifeng Tower. Therefore, diaosi will never get the goddess. Even if people tolerate you, heaven will not tolerate you.

3. shota: How did you make mom angry? Father: Don't ask, do you want to eat instant noodles at night? Shota: No. Father: Then listen to Dad. When you get to Grandma's house, you will hold her leg and cry when you see her. If your mother doesn't come home with us, don't let go ... shota: Oh, I see. Dad, what are you doing? Father hesitated for a moment: I hugged another crying car and everyone couldn't help laughing.

4. The mother took her son to kindergarten for the first time, fearing that her son would be wronged. She said to the teacher, "If her son makes a mistake, please don't punish him." The teacher said angrily, "You will spoil a bad child like that." The mother said, "Well, if my son makes a mistake, you will punish the child next to him and scare him!"

Baidu Encyclopedia-Selected humorous jokes